Workplace horror stories

>Work at bookstore for 2 years 7 months.
>Only male there.
>Constantly being called to fill other peoples shifts for bullshit reasons
>Coworker routinely comes to house demanding i fill her shift on only day off.
>only person doing real work in the store is me.
>Same coworker as before tracks me and wife down while out at dinner and begs me to come fill for her.
>Constant drama and bullshit from same fat dyke over and over.
>Wife begs me to quit.
>Same coworker tries to get me to come in on the day of my wifes grandfathers funeral.
>other coworkers eat and nap or play on their phones.
>Manager is a fat spic dyke.
>It all comes to a head finally and i tell the fat bitch off.
>Corporate finally steps in and tells her and the manager what they are doing is illegal and they are worried i might sue them.
>Rather than stop they both quit.
>Corporate hires another woman as manager,her new hires are another uppity dyke,a socially awkward moron and a literal midget.
>Finally quit freakshow job and find something better with a male boss.

So...what did you learn?

Women are the root of everything wrong with the world. Not the niggers not the jews but women. Women are the enablers of niggers and jews and the supporters of degeneracy and given even a little power abuse it to illogical extremes. Control women again and 95% of everything wrong in the world now goes away.

Sad! I have nothing despite working with tons of women, I guess the ratio was decent and the bosses were usually males or extremely butch women capable of keeping the rabble in line.

Never had a female boss, but I'll do a few.

>working in department of medium sized company
>secretary has a poster of some latin hunk in shorts in her cube
>whatever idc
>I put up Cindy Crawford in a bikini up as my computer wallpaper
>she files a complaint with HR about it
>have to change wallpaper to something plain

literally wtf. After that I pretended to be nice to her but would occasionally greet her with negs like 'you look tired' etc just to watch her get all sourpussed about it.

>job as salesman
>have contact list generated from business cards received at tradeshow
>attempt contact with this woman whose job is to deal with new business - I have to let her know who we are and what we do
>no response from phone calls, emails, etc. Would attempt contact once a month just to tick the box, really
>finally text her cell (because her cell number is on her business card)
>hello, x, are you in the office?
>who dis?!
>I'm y, with company xyz, do you have a minute?
>OMG SO RUDE TAKE ME OFF YOUR LIST
bitch, your cell is on your goddamn business card if you don't want people to message you on it for business related shit, don't put it on your fucking card

You sound like broad or gay guy.
Not too good

Here, have a (you).

you sir are brave

Bump

The stories people tell on Sup Forums let me know that my life doesn't suck that much

>Same coworker as before tracks me and wife down while out at dinner and begs me to come fill for her.
People like this deserve to get their shit smacked, how fucking rude is it to interrupt someone when they're enjoying their time off work with their loved one.

I'm trying to help (you)

Don't feel like I need it.

I have a female boss and she is dope. Good moral values and lets it slide when I'm late to work because I work hard and stay late when I'm there.

I don't think its a gender thing. I think some people are just degenerates.

Used to be Air Force medic and none of the niggers were ever reprimanded for not staying in regs on hair (size and especially color) or their fucking fingernails

>Work security in bumfuck nowhere Kansas out in the country
>Easy as fuck job, basically paid to read books and work on hobbies because the worst thing you'll run into is a skunk
>For some reason new hires often struggle with this much freedom while still making money
>One hire starts to find places off camera and breaking things
>This causes issues for the functions of the facility
>Spend weeks of increased patrols and paperwork trying to catch someone sabotaging the place
>Studying footage reveals these off camera trips by said officer
>In following them from afar discover their antics
>Report to client and corporate of security company
>Culprit employee cries transphobia and their vandalism was how they coped with rape and depression
>Leads to months of client reviews of our services
>Ended up dropping the contract and now I work at a bank (where I still don't have much to do, but I'm in a suit now)

Seriously though, that contract for the pay was fucking great. Worked security for over 10 years and have been in some dangerous and lethal situations, even been shot once, and I can't understand these ADHD kids ruining it for everyone.

The mentally ill should not be in a job where they have to protect people. Let alone be aloud in the workplace.

Funny part is not even knowing the trans stuff about them. Looked like a normal dude, even more so when in uniform and didn't spout sjw-isms constantly (probably because Kansas).

But at least it wasn't an armed position. Lots of red tape there if something happened.

Might have been bullshitting about the trans thing to try to defend himself from being liable for his actions.

>business lacks any leadership and I'm the only male
>fat, dumb bitches expect me to function as "man of the house" despite my not having any real authority
>try to take advantage of my young male energy so they don't have to hustle
>bitter because I take care of my own shit and force them to pull their own weight
>stuck there for the time being

There are a lot of badly run companies, because many people are stupid. The best course is to leave, as you did. Well done.

I do a lot of contract work for a NY Jewish woman.

In all honesty she's one of the most pleasant people I know.

he's right you know

as a shortcut, just kill all women. spare only little girls and craft them into good people, but keep them on strict watchlists for degeneracy which results in death--no warnings, no tolerance, ever. their wombs will be property of the state to create white babies.

>spare only little girls and craft them into good people

is that what its called these days.

>spare only little girls and craft them into good people

I agree, give the most beautiful to me though.

>work in naughty store for 2 years.
>entire time resist fucking lonely women, sluts and strippers
>I don't even watch porn, I just don't give a shit what people do as long as it's not bothersome.
> meet lots of cool people, not all are degenerates, some buying silly cards or whatever.
>never miss shift, always cover shifts, work doubles
>fat tranny comes in. They are banned for theft. Tell them to gtfo.
>they won't leave, call cops and wait while tranny yells at me.
>cops show up, tranny sees them
>tranny rushes me, step aside and lean in with elbow.
>tranny goes down hard
>cops arrest tranny, notice tranny is all fucked up or something
>put me in car for safe keeping to sort shit out.
>2 felonies dished out. To me. For using unnecessary force and intimidation. Felony assault plus some "intent to deliberately cause injury" felony
>public defender ruined me
>life destroyed , wife gone, kids gone
> One elbow. All it took.
>180 days in county, 5 yrs minus 180 days suspended. Register as violent offender.

>Work in retirement home
>I am one of maybe five men working in the whole place in all levels from janitor to owner
>Nurses just hang out at nurse station and play on their phones and listen to music - not even through headphones
>Will ignore patient calls, will only go if they ring a third time
>Will ignore patients asking for help when they walk by rooms and pretend they don't hear them
>Had to listen to a man call for help for 10 minutes, told one of the cunts to fucking do something and she just walked down to his room and shut the door and said "well I cant hear anything so he must not need help"
>They constantly shit talk patients
>Will happily make fun of patients who can't talk in front of their faces
>Got fired for helping and talking to patients because it's not part of my job
I lost faith and hope in humanity there. Don't fucking leave your parents or grandparents in a nursing home ever if you can help it. Imagine lying in bed all day every day, only getting up when some snarky young cunt shoves you in a wheelchair to forcefeed you shitty cafeteria food or half-heartedly wash you. It's inhumane, it's disgusting, it's awful. All they ever talk about - if they can talk - is their family. Alzheimer's or not, they all ask about family. Where's my family, I haven't seen my grandkids in years, when am I getting a visitor, my daughter said she'd visit, I've never seen my grandchildren, why don't I get any visitors.
I would rather kill myself than live in a nursing home. I would rather go to jail than live in a nursing home.

fuck your wife, you'll get your life back, if you really want to be vindictive I hope you know that trannies name

are you making this shit up, mate

I really hope you are

Bookstore user from earlier thread, hello.

>note to self: purchase a lethal quantity of fentanyl for use on the morning before they put me in a home.

If this is true F
And could be worse could live in England

This is the shit that breaks my heart, abusing the elderly hits a soft spot of mine, don't know why.

Try going to a job interview looking great, smart, skilled, management potential on sight. "Oh you checked the felony box user....how bad is it?" "Well on paper I broke some bones of a tranny in an adult bookstore...." we'll call you .....

>be me
>be 18 (2015)
>work at small local chain (3 restaraunts)
>server, aka person that greets and puts food on plate
>assistant managers are all great and funny
>coworkers are fast and will help you unfuck yourself
>only problem is the entitled old boomers from the retirement home and the fat empowered wymn manager who doesn't do anything but bitch at employees and collect a paycheck
>as a server, you have to go fast or the line backs up
>be dishing plates one day
>boomer woman comes in with fat boomer husband in tow
>can tell husband isn't the dominant one
>give the best smile I can muster
>"hi there, welcome! How can I assist you today?"
>woman stares at me like I'm less than human
>mumbles a greeting then looks at the menu
>husband has his mouth hanging open looking at the menu
>5 min later
>"ok we're ready."
>because corporate policy states we have to tread each customer equally, we can't serve the people behind the commie boomers in line, 2 groups are backed up
>"uuuuuuhhh, I'll take a half chicken."
>"alright mam."
>dish up plate on the quix
>dish up husbands plate
>the lady specifically asks for cornbread
>I'm already serving the next customers, let the cashier handle it
>hear woman shriek
>"Oh god, I can't touch that plate! I'm celiac!"
>dank assistant manager comes out to save the day
>since I have been working there for a year I calmly let him know what happened, he believes me but he can't be rude to the customer
>I'll let him handle it, whatever
>woman points at me while talking to the asst manager
>requests very loudly for me to fix her up another plate
>retard husband wants another plate too for some godawful reason
>the next family in line is getting tired of their shit because now they have to wait for me to serve the boomer fucks
>dish up plates the fastest I've ever done
>not even sloppy
>the woman snobbish about the whole thing
>the cherry on the top however is when she asked for another cornbread
>A fuse in my mind blew

>alright mam, if you're trying to get a free meal, you can go fuck yourself. This isn't a food pantry and I'm not a retard like your fish lip husband over there" I say kind of enraged
>other family tired of their shit nods in approval
>my assistant manager and employees is trying not to laugh
>she takes her husband by the hand and rushes out of the restaraunt, yelling things at me and my assistant manager
>manager at BOH takes her fat ass out of her chair to see what the commotion was
>sees long line
>yells at me to get back to work
>get pulled into her office later, she heard what had happened from a snitch employee
>almost get fired but get moved to dishwasher because they're short staffed
>new server is a slowpoke and a retard
>eventually quit a month later
Me and the assistant manager are still bros and we still banter every time we see eachother.

Women could never fathom how unpleasant they are to work with. One women will often be fine, but once you have two or more, the whole ship goes down at an exponential rate.

If someone showed up and interrupted my dinner with wife they're getting smacked down, you need to be more assertive my man

>work in a lab
>one of the best people in my group gets transferred to another team, am given a bulldyke SJW in return
>She's been there for a year, same as me, but was hired in at 2 levels higher than me due to experience, makes nearly double my pay
>bitches when we talk about stopping at Chick fil-a after work because muh homophobic donations
>bitches when we talk about Spider-Man homecoming because supposedly, according to her, everyone in the world is tired of white Peter Parker
>bitches when we talk about transformers because mark wahlberg beat up a Vietnamese guy in the past
>bitches when ideas talking about Lord of the flies (the book), saying the author intended for the book to be a lesson about white privilege and that poor black kids would have worked out better on the island
>office morale gets worse and worse over time, can't discuss anything without getting lectured about social justice
>bring this stuff up to bosses, they say they'll talk to her but can't do much else
>one of the bosses that's my bro tells me they're scared of disciplining her in case she would retaliate legally, she needs to really fuck up for anything to happen
>constantly asks me for help on everything she does, I'm handling stuff she can't manage to understand the stuff in working on and as I mentioned she makes significantly more than me
>one day she asks me a question that is incredibly basic, implying she never understood it since she started
>inform boss, it goes higher up the chain, turns out the thing she was asking me about was associated with multiple client complaints on stuff she worked on
>gets fired 2 days later
>gets replaced with cool new person we get to teach stuff to
All happened in about 4 months time. I thought people like her were a meme but holy shit these people are insane.

God I fucking hate customers like that, where they use their disability as a boon to get a free meal.
>customer deliberately requests dairy
>get shit on by manager because she is lactose intolerant and I gave her ice cream even though she ordered it
>a million apologies later she leaves with her meal paid for

also bamp

I've been thinking about this lately and it seems to be true. White women cause do much of our modern fucking conflict and problems. And if it's not them it's the beta orbiters they command.

WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO CRACKY?!?!?!?

Either you copied user's story from the 50 differences thread or you're still seething about it.

>I thought people like her were a meme but holy shit these people are insane.
They are very real, I've seen former friends of mine turn into them, even proclaiming themselves as social justice warriors in conversations as if that's a good thing.
They also happen to be extremely slutty. What a shock.

This is the reality of the situation but it's easier to blame all women and only remember the bad ones.

are you a nigger??? that maybe have a role in teh sentences.

Security here also, lost my original site cuz fat dykes kept reporting that I was slacking off during the last hour of my night shifts where I'd do my report writing.
Even worse when morning guard didn't come in and I ended up working 12+ hours. Just hung out outside all day, sunburns on arms cuz women don't do office work they just gossip and eat

You used unnecessary force, if you could Dodge there was no need to elbow them or take them down.

Even taking the blow is more optimal as it damages the appearance of LQBTs
>Inb4 Q?
Gays are too privileged these days yaknow

>work at Google for five years
>known two black female engineers
>neither knew a god damn thing, lacked understanding of basic programming language constructs
>wonder how they passed the interviews, considering I was asked to solve multiple algorithmic problems and code working, compilable solutions on a whiteboard to prove that I could think, design, and implement
>companywide anonymous survey results come out
>any way you slice the data, men vs. women, whites vs. asians, recent hires vs. senior employees, straight vs. fags everyone agrees the performance rating and promotion process is fair
>that is, except for one segment of the population
>surprise, surprise, blacks are the one segment of the population unwilling to take any personal responsibility for their actions, it must be "muh evil white man tryna keep us down"
>find out about diversity programs
>there is actually more than one effort underway to hire minority interns
>all the diversity internships have lower requirements than ordinary internships
>every single intern I've seen on my floor this summer is black, massively disproportionate with the demographics of computer science graduates
>can't even point out the inconsistencies
>coworker asks why there are programs that aim to hire people that aren't white, because that is discriminatory
>gets fired

I've seen some of the worst, most hideous libshits come out of Kansas for some reason. They don't belong in Maryland, keep them for yourself (or better yet kill them off).

i always see the same tranny working at barnes and noble. I feel uncomfortable every time i go there.

Sounds like my job. Only male teacher in a group of 10 in a department

Any chance for expungement in your state?

Do you have any skills that could get your foot in the door at the Federal government, or would you be willing to move for a temp job over tax season? Most agencies wouldn't care about a bullshit assault, especially if you've had some time to rehabilitate.

The only downside to her getting the boot is that we now have to go through everything she worked on in the last 4 months to try and salvage what we can, though that's preferable to it having taken longer and having to go through more of her stuff. On the plus side, management is seeing me in an even better light than before this went down since I'm picking up a lot of the slack from her absence. May end up with an even better review this year, they've already bought me lunch and left candy on my desk a couple times, I know it's not too much but it means a lot to me.

A bit off topic but I got stuck in front of a fat dyke at a large arts and crafts style event the other day. All she fucking talked about until I could cut further into the crowd was about the vendors being racist selling culturally appropriated crafts unless they were of that cultural.
This in a largely white section of ontario

I like it when I get appreciated for my work. I was one of the best line workers but management didn't want to give me a promotion for some reason. After a year and some odd months I finally get a promotion and work the hardest line everyday to show them they made the right choice. So far I have 4/6 upper level managers in my back pocket for my next promotion or to have my back

More work stories about stuff. These are entertaining to read, I worked at a clinic with a petite blonde aryan19 year old thing that got curious about me and decided to look in my chart for .03 seconds to find out how old I was. It got flagged by IT ave she was fired later that week. She could have just asked me if she wanted to know that bad.

Respect hipaa, people

I guarantee they were from Manhattan or Lawrence.

Hail Trump! Be my ai gf

work is for poor people

bump. More stories plz

>r9k in ID
I have no words

>r9KIffoI

...

This is alarming.

ORD?

>Be me
>19 (2013)
>Work in grocery store deli
>2 years out of the 3 years I'd be there
>Stopped caring about job half a year ago
>Get new hire, 16 year old fat girl with a 21 year old BF
>Sees me an co worker doing the bantz
>Coworker and I are semi friends, it's cool
>New hire starts doin the bantz
>Bitch you what
>Doesn't do any work
>Constantly leaves to explore store or talk to cashiers
>Hides so she doesn't have to deal with customers
>Report her one particularly bad day when I'm behind schedule on my work
>Store manager is a douchebag Mario
>Tells me to work harder
>One day she comes in bragging she got moved to bakery
>Angry inside because I wanted to get moved half a fucking year ago but was denied
>Turns out she was being fired but literally started crying so they moved her
>Pulls same shit in bakery
>Fired for real a week later
The worst incidents were
>She asked me to get her bag from the front but be careful because it had beer bottles in it
>Didn't do it but stupidly didn't report it either
>Was bothering me during my work and tried to extort money in exchange for her leaving me alone
>Constantly asked co-workers to use their phone to text BF cuz bf destroyed her phone
>Flipped the fuck out on friendly giant beaner when he let her use his phone once but not the next time

What the fuck ever.

Have you seen the news about a business professor who's letting students alter their grades no questions asked if they feel too stressed?

Expungement means shit when you're already in private background check databases and news archives. Even being charged with a felony is now effectively a lifetime blacklisting.

y did u actually covered her shift?
Can u say "NO"?

>Assistant manager at a large pharmacy chain
>One of the most successful stores in the state
>Routinely win awards for sales, profit, merchandising compliance, etc.
>Simply getting transferred here is considered a promotion
>High-agency white male GM gets promoted to DM (of a different district). Replaced by female GM from a different store
>Within two months the store has descended into lord of the flies-tier chaos
>The GM doesn't do anything, any problem is dealt with by assigning blame, favorites are chosen and receive privileges for sucking up, everyone hates each other, former friends are now enemies.
>People start quitting. Good solid workers are replaced exclusively by STRONK WOMYN with restrictive schedules, imagined maladies that excuse them from waking up early or performing mild physical tasks, and basically no work ethic or personal responsibility.

By this time I'm the last male employee left in the store except for a couple pharmacists and some part time high school shitbags. I tried to transfer to another store and was laughed at by the affirmative action nigger DM. Rather than go down with the ship I decided to quit without notice (felt so good) and start my own business, which I had always dreamed of but never had the balls to do. I probably threw away a good career, but you can only eat so much shit. Fuck corporate america, I hope the entire economy implodes from the weight of all the incompetent women and minorities.

XDDDDD CAPITALISM AMIRITE

>leaf

If you don't work you don't deserve to eat or live, lazy blockhead

>Workplace horror stories Anonymous (ID: whmZwANH) 08/08/17(Tue)19:49:13 No.1366445
>worried i might sue them.
That was your que to call a lawyer.

>That was your que to call a lawyer.
This. They were giving you advice without openly saying it.

Homosexual coworkers are the worst
Everything is about sex and ways to make you uncomfortable and "homophobic"

>Marxists say that marxism is the fault of capitalism and not themselves

Parasitic losers.

I'm a cashier at a Neighborhood Market Walmart. Never had many problems with managers but man have I put up with some shit customers. Ask me anything.

That's not what good goys do

Not a nigger.

Yeah I did but I didn't want them getting up and pulling a blade or something, just wanted time to get some distance.

Anyway, I'm pretty skilled in many areas so I'll be all right.

How many people do you see SHART in MART per hour?

what race your least fave? retail taught me to hate pajeets

>Work at the bank, IT-related stuff.
>Department director is a fat woman in her 40s.
>Everything runs smooth as fuck and no bullshit.
>She uses non-standard tactics to motivate us to do better (e.g. she made me do formal written explanation and then redo it for some bullshit reason when I used to come late, but not enough to penalize me cuz I abused CPI system, cus she knew I hated paperwork), and it totally works

>In case they pulled a knife
That's when you pull out a dildo
But in all seriousness, you're only allowed to use force equal to the attacker. You can't defend what ifs the same way cops can't do anything without reasonable evidence (except niggers)
Had you asked to be able to write a report at the police station in order to account for yourself and explain your actions you might have gotten away better

Thanks for the inspiring work place story, CIA user!

It's good to know that even in Russia, federal employees are pushing a social agenda that the President doesn't give a crap about. That will really show those deplorable "voters"!

My region manager for security is a heavy woman in her 40's who I don't hate and works well usually.

Cool your jets buddy, I love capitalism, but this isn't it. When the government incentivizes large corporate bureaucracies staffed by incompetent individuals for political reasons, a true capitalist can't be blamed for wanting to hit the reset button.

Just my work ATM. Are you seriously suggesting that every single (female) manager is a piece of crap?

>Working at Publix for about a month now
>Single mom with halfling checking out
>Shrimp, lettuce, and a half gallon of milk is all she's buying
>Go to put it in seperate bags as dictated by policy and common sense
>"Ma'am, I can't do that it may be unsafe for your health incase the shtimp drips on anything."
>She immediately calls for a manager and says she just wants it all in one bag. Manager looks at me like I'm retarded and does it. She thanks us and walks away.
>Get called into the GMs office the next day at the start of shift to know why I ignored regulation.
>Other manager is there
>Said he said it was fine if the customer wanted it
>Manager denies ever having even talked to me during it
>Get lectured on policy and lying
>Tell them to go look at the security tapes
>"Now user that's a little paranoid. We all make mistakes and the better men own them and learn from them."

>Burgers triggered by a shitpost

You have a right to deny unsafe work

>work with men
>job is done efficiently with little bitching
>if one or two males get out of line they are ostracized from the group and forced to do shit work until they quit or act up and are fired
>if you do your work you get along with everyone and everything goes smoothly

>work with women
>bitch bitch bitch
>whine whine whine
>all women simultaneously hate each other but also form cliques to gossip and shit talk one another
>either bitching, shit talking or on phones 60%+ of work time
>if you do your work women become offended and ashamed because they are not doing their work and they hatch retarded plans to get you fired over and over and over again until you are fired or you quit because the work place becomes retarded

every single time without fail. women were never supposed to be in the workforce except for a very few select jobs, and they should never congregate.

What a retard to not understand the concept of cross contamination.

Did your store not have security cameras? I call bullshit.

I'm not sure exactly what that is in relation to a grocery store, but I'll look into it.

Cross contamination, you do not mix Seafood/Meat/Poultry with dry foods/produce/dairy

>>public defender ruined me

If this story isnt fake you ruined yourself for taking the stupid fucking plea deal. You have literally noone else to blame.

Essentially you have the right to refuse work that would cause a health or safety issue to yourself or others. If someone like a manager tries to force you to do it then you have to take it upon yourself to contact the GM or store manager or even whoever does health and safety inspection at your store and tell them what Happened. Then it's the fault of them for trying to force unsafe work or cause a health hazard.

Of course the downside is being a tattletale