It's some shitty irrelevant island in the middle of nowhere that the US just so happens to own, like those shithole Carribean islands European countries own. It's far north of Australia and Papua New Guinea and is like 200 miles large.
To Europeans who don't know what Guam is
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John Nelson
but if too many people live on it can it sink?
Zachary Flores
i wouldn't be suprised
Jordan Lewis
Thanks knuckles, you fucking nigger.
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Ayden Edwards
Everyone in the US knows someone who claims their father or uncle worked on Guam, as if it's something significant.
John Lopez
Good reference, great first post.
Camden Brown
Your are an idiot. Ever hear of Anderson Air force base? Every hear of a plane called the B-52? No wonder Europeans think the american educational system is a joke.
Adrian Miller
>g-goys we might lose a base and a plane or 2
Joseph Green
There's a US military base there. A friend lived there with her husband for a bunch of yeara while he was stationed there. Can confirm it's a nigger shithole other than the base.
Nathaniel Harris
I will say, though, the most attractive girl in my class growing up was from Guam. I'm almost tempted to post a picture of her. Even in middle school, I thought, "This girl's going to be a porn star someday." I don't even know if she had friends our age, because I never saw her hanging out with or talking to anyone. She talked to me once and it took every fiber of my being not to spill spaghetti all over her. I was fucking fat and ugly, but part of me always regretted not trying to get to know more about her. It just felt like she wasn't part of our universe.
Her brother apparently was a huge piece of shit, though. Looked like Pedro from Napoleon Dynamite. After high school, he knocked up this slut and got into a fight with her, went to punch her and she shielded herself with the baby. Pretty great.
Ethan Price
guam has some amazing grils, look up pia mia. outside of fap worthy girls and a base though its shit
Adam Sullivan
It's home to the entire 36th Air Wing and it's associated units.
It would be pretty shitty to lose a couple B1s B2s, B52s and their nuclear payloads.
Xavier Wright
Eh, 8/10?
Camden Ortiz
8.7/10
yes
Aaron Bailey
imagine being this stupid
Henry Hill
we outmatch NK in every way, sure it'll suck to lose those few planes and all but it isn't that big of a deal.
Michael Gonzalez
THIS
People from Guam aren't even allowed to vote. They only have one representative in congress but he can't vote either.
Bentley Cox
>yuropoor knows more about guam than burger
really mobilizes my macadamias
Dominic Butler
>pia mia
what the fuck dude?
Noah Brooks
What... this old thing?
Jason Walker
I'm surprised you noticed.
Carson Price
Read . Now try not posting like a mentally challenged orangutan. But it doesn't really matter because best Korea is just saber rattling again for more gibs.
Wyatt Barnes
Sometimes you have to find a good reason to bring out a timeless classic every once in a while.
Camden Wright
>sometimes
>once in a while
what a fucking autist
Gabriel Nelson
Crazy white people bombing islands again.
Christian Brown
Is summer over yet?
Xavier Howard
Read . Now try not posting like a mentally challenged orangutan. But it doesn't really matter because best Korea is just saber rattling again for more gibs.
Christian Watson
ya gotta stick to what youre good at
Austin Price
>like those shithole Carribean islands European
Jeremiah Jones
You didn't think this was a game, did you? Shit be real up in these streets.
Mason Barnes
nice thumbnail!
Daniel Jenkins
im retarded
Ian Turner
Anybody who knows anything about global politics knows what Guam is dude