You are dying Sup Forums

And this is the ambulance you see coming to get you. What do you do?

"Oy vey, take me to the nearest hospital you menches "

kick paramedic out, set up IV drip and attempt to self intubate en route to hospital

Take my cianyde pill

You'll never steal my memes fucking kikes

>not the nearest free hospital
good goy

You gonna drive yourself there too?

>hospital
>not Jewish healing hut
Goyim, I...

"Insh'allah I am saved, peace be upon you my brothers"

Oy gevalt, take me to my McSchlomo's hospital, I'm gold member and from the club wink wink

I die because these kikes don't service gentiles, not even joking

What were you doing in Crown Heights, goy? Do you even speak Yiddish?

Die harder.

>Crown Heights
Yep.

And I'd probably rather just die, since their bill for the pickup will likely give me a heart attack as it is.

put on a yamaka

>volunteers
>responding to a 911 call

Hah. Nice try.

You can call me Bruce Willis cause I want to die hard

There is a Mossad hit squad driving that. That isn't IV fluid that's potassium chloride.

Tell them there's some gold for them if they keep me alive

Seriously you must choose Sup Forums, Death or These Guys?

Lock my door and hope I die. You ever get an ambulance ride uninsured? I got $5k debt for being taken to the hospital and staying for 6 hours.

I'll seriously consider shooting them, they're not taking me.

Death
I'd only die once. I'd die everyday if I was had a lifedebt to the nation wreckers.

Die Hard 2:Electric Jigaboo

>"By the elders of Zion, Chaim! Can't you droive any fastah?"

I guess depends where you live. Where I am we don't bill for EMS services yet.

Draw a star of David on my arm or some shit, let them know im jewish that way ill actually get above subhuman levels of treatment

They wouldn't even treat you goyim.

They let a couple niglets who were run over by Shlomo die because they refused to touch goyim.

Hence the riots.

I would give myself an embolism. But suicide is bad. I would remark on the symbolism on their wagons and remind of their theories of overbearing roles of womanhood and therefore self hatred and that in the common law I am not many of his fingernails. I wouldnt be suing a brother so no holds barred now fix me while watch you with many eyes

Damn loco, a rafla hit the block
Fools hanging out, next thing I knew I was shot
Down I fell, it seemed like it was all a dream
All I kept hearing was the homeboys scream
"Look ese, don't die" he kept saying
I tried to get up but in his arms I kept laying
I look around and seen my homies everywhere
Faces looking down at me, then I started getting scared
I was feeling cold, my body all numbed up
I looked at my homey but I couldn't even talk
Please dear God, don't let this be my last day
I closed my eyes and went into a deep daze

The juras came, they blocked the calle all up
All I kept hearing was the homey got shot
The medics worked on me, and the juras all around
Hitting up my homeys all about what went down
I got rushed to the hospital, I guess to cut me up
Slowly I was dying, damn I know I'm stuck
I hear the doctors coming rushing trying to save me
There's nothing else to do they said, but wait and see
Now I'm stranded in a coma, on a life support machine
With my family around me, but no way to win
Mom starts crying, and my Pops is holding tight
With tears in his eyes, telling me to fight
Everything went black, and I got cold as ice
When a big flash of light appeared before my eyes
It's a shame we die, for the game will never end
But now I know, now I understand
Now I know I'm gone, but that's the way it all goes
I'm lying in the casket in some gangster clothes
Homeys walking up, to pay their last respects
With tears in their eyes, dressed up in all black
(Descansa en paz)
"Rest In Peace homeboy" is what they all say
Soon I'll be buried, I'll be on my way
From ashes to ashes, and dust to dust
It's payback time, and in my homeboys I trust

I guess this is it, now it's time to ride
In the big black hurst, with chrome S's on the side
Bumper to bumper all the way down the street
Down to the cemetery, rolling deep
Heading down the Eastside on my way
I never thought I'd come to see my last day

No soup for you? My liver is mine rabbi. Thank you dont come again.
*penis intact*
Wew laddies

How will you see the ambulance coming? It's the sabbath, we can't heal goys on the sabbath!

Of course not. When they divide and conquer we say at least hospitals cant refuse. Well sir. Not these "hospitals". The buttblast over Christ extended 2,000 years into hospital stretchers. Were they wrapped in fucking bags for their trip to the cemetery or only in the chopper?

Too busy consorting with divinity. It's so ridiculous. It's not in my nature to be intimate with that. Is it anybody else's on here?