/CPD/ CHICAGO POLICE SCANNER THREAD - NORTH KOREA NOTHINGBUGER EDITION

Now, we all know Kim is a pussy and wont fire a nuke at Chriaq because he knows ROBERT is on patrol.

>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT???
ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE

>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

>>For Ambiance:
soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro

Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/13262

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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
cpdmemorial.org/


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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings ScoreboardS:
heyjackass.com
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
homicides.suntimes.com/

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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

>>Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

>>Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=Tr_VbIg5LrU
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

FULL BLOOD MOON TONIGHT

Nothing going on really

Couple of suspicious vehicles and noise complaints

M-mama!

Thanks for stop in, Robert!

What does this mean for the mom vote?

Will we see pol memes on kikebook now?

Nice ID OP

It's got KKK in it

>can't touch this

caught that, top kek

Pretty empty thread, no?

im in her
real cozy

So I've never lurked a Chicago of thread for to long

Is the idea to be a witness to happening and have better insight into law and order? Why do you listen?

we listen because it is funny

Seems that way, Robert.

Mostly for funny perp descriptions.

It is pretty funny, but also educational

I like hearing cop's humanity

>to be a witness to happening and have better insight into law and order
this is true
the really random crimes are great
also some really scary ones that chill u
4 male hispanics raping a girl comes to mind
i like the shots fired
i was listening when this happened
youtube.com/watch?v=Tr_VbIg5LrU

>124 and 112 Robert about to meet up
>"Robert! You son of a bitch."

Because nigs acting like nigs is hilarious. White people never do any of this shit

Truly, more cultivated body mass by a group of actors does not exist than in "Predator".

>body mass
this is what i was wanting to avoid a conversation about body mass

White people do similar shit, it just doesn't typically involve destroying one's own infrastructure or beboping around in large groups at 3 am on a weeknight.

I'm just trying to get to one hundo brother

so they do similar shit but they dont??

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checked

Scaramucci memes died before their time. Pic related.

White folk delegate their degeneration to weekends and individual forays into the dark. Niggers do it every day, all day. There is no "serious time". Just a big party interspersed by court dates and time between welfare checks.

Exactly

Mac knows what I'm talking about

pic related 2.0

>zombies
>"movie shoot"
ITS FUCKING HAPPENING

Movie shoot with zombies

What were the cross streets?

I always thought of

>scaramouche scaramouche will you do the fandango?

>thunderbolts of lightning, very very freightening!

>eee!

>Galileo Galileo will you let me go?

y'all play bingo?

I missed what happened, please explain.

u got any cards?/

>Expendables

>6 big motherfuckers
>3normies
>1 smallman

i do

lmao toppest of Keks

Good one my friend.

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Jesus Christ guys, get it together.

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What happens here?