Why would God put rings on Saturn?

Why would God put rings on Saturn?

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so the Space Jam cover art would look more cool

Why wouldn't he?

Why would he put rings around Uranus ? Hmmmmmm?

God didnt put rings there.

He made the laws for the Universe and out of Chaos they emerged.

To hold the gas in

There is no God.

Tell me, Australia, when you first saw the Halo ring, were you blinded by it's majesty?

best answer so far shouldn't've deleted it

To make the flat earth theory more attractive

Space does not exist. The earth is flat. Nukes arent real. Vaccines are good for you. Foreskin makes you gay. False flags are literally a conspiracy theory (no proof ever) fiat is inherently amazing. The moon is self illuminating. Hitler did lots wrong.

spinebeetles are real, yo

/thread

everything good is transient.

/thread snake eyes prove it.
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Then why did the Nazis take their rings before gassing them?

I can't think of a more scientifically valid reason.

Because Saturn's rings are sieg heiling at 1800 kph

I think 1800kph is somewhere around 2 minutes an hour

Ringmakers of Saturn. The rings are art deco the Angels make while they wait for God to order them to smite us.

Nigga, those rings belong to the joooooooooos!

I don't speak Europe so I don't know

Hahaha, silly goy, still believing that myth.

Did you know that Saturn's rings are around 250k kilometers wide if you scaled that amount down to a piece of paper, that was roughly 12x12 inches that piece of paper would have to be 10k times thinner to be to scale. Wew

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veritas

cant even get wifi working throighout earth, thinking a robot can travels millions of mikes away and transmit pictures back... space is fake news

Thereisasixsidedobjectonthenorthpoleofsaturn.

Theworldwasmade

Insixdays

Repititious numeral glyphs of a digital form 66

>666
oh shit

Why do men have breasts?

That's the least of your worries user. Go to sleep.

Because you must play Sega Saturn!

It's science. No debating it.

why would god make OP a giant fucking faggot

that's why you are getting BLACKED en masse, Jean-Pierre.

because all humans start as women in a womb, later on whoremoans and genes do shit and they become men.

why'd he make you a big meanie head?

So they couldn't hold their breath. Duh.

I want my dick inside your dick

6 is a meme related to water, our planets main element. look up the structure of ice. it is also related to carbon, look up the structure of benzene.

fuck off with your saturn is a god shit. if anything is there, its dem ayys lmao

Because it's not god. It's meteors trapped in Saturn's in orbit.

REMEMBER.We were one monolithic substance in old days.Singularity

>2 minutes an hour
explain

Do you still think these images are photos?

Look at this pic the "take" from Pluto recenttly

bonus

Life imitates art

Masonic science lies. If that were the case, traps would stay passable. They all revert to their natural form at some point, with hilarious results!

they're souls of the damed, saturn is hell, the satanist kikes worship saturn. the black cube and hexagram, i.e str of david is representative of saturn. satan, i.e annunaki live there in the 5th dimension

They don´t embrace the metric system for a reason.

This is Pink, the popstar.

>Why would God

>still believing in the jewish entity

Ridiculous.

>distance
>suddenly a rate

Yuo can't even into science

Tranny

Maybe everyone should read that book. Even if it's just for fun.

all major and most minor religions are just ways of directing energy to saturn, the cross of cristianity for example is a folded out cube.

That's not a ring, it's a halo. Saturn is God's hat rack.

>American education

Not denying that Saturn might have religious significance. I'm saying it's silly that you believe meteors are damned souls.

If you have a big enough record player you can play the rings and hear celestial music.

because when ever he called it the the failed second star in the solar system all the archangels though he was talking about jupiter so he added the "swirly thingy" as he called it so every one would know what the fuck he was talking about because every one is to intimidated to admit they dont know what the fuck hes talking about and from then on it was called "the one with the swirly thingy"?

>2 minutes an hour

kek

Drugs are bad to you

this is the sound coming from saturn
youtube.com/watch?v=Sh2-P8hG5-E

they make me see the unknown.

Creepy but isn't really evidence of what you're claiming. Do you know what frequency those sounds are?

Sounds like the screams of a billion souls being torn apart in hell.

because it looks nice

7ish

it used to be this solar systems second sun but it expoloded and the rings are condensed settled remnants. the sun split into jupiter was a smaller but mid size gas giant the asteroid belt was a planet that got wrekt

Shimada Kambei dono is the best personification of Saturn

B-but sound cannot travel in space.

I'm no astrophysicist but isn't it due to the competing gravity's of the planet and it's several moons? Either that or it's because bush did 9/11

no other flag on this board can say such unfathomable retarded shit like this

nuh uh its 4 minutes microwave time

As a scientist, PhD myself, I have the opinion that the author at least understands the data in unaltered images. Everything we see from space comes from many many processing programs. At least this guy recognized there are artifacts all over the place and pointed they finger right at nasa for their incompetence. That said, I don't quite buy into his theory but it is an easy read

it's the heart. Pluto is connected with agape.
1 Cor 13,13 Now are present: Elpis, Pistis, Agape, from these the greatest is Agape
which means behind time (chronos/saturn) are uran, neptun, pluton. It is easy to understand that pistis is neptun (ruler of pisces), and elpis is uran because XI house in astrology is hope.
Conciousness of pluto, 15th focus in Monroe scale, is the key of Hades, key to the higher realms, it is mentioned in 6th letter (to filadelfia which is 6th chakra, scorpio).

Because its fake, fossils fake.

Book of Enoch bb 200 angels went down made the fuckie fuckie with the humans.

These humans birthed giants and monsters, God floods the world.

Since these moodafookas are half angel half human there spirit doesn't die and so demons came into existence.

The 200 Angels however i believe spread over the world (in groups or alone) with there own ""religion"" to spread.


Lord is coming back get ready

The rings are debris from old moons and asteroids that collided and the remains are caught in orbit

if you like it then you gotta put a ring on it

I was in this thread waiting for someone to do this...
I knew some moron would not help himself.

my missus read me that joke, that's why i made the thread
you both win your weight in internets

well fuck
i was surprised it hadn't been done already haha

underrated

Yep,instead you get this full on discussion about hell etc.
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It's a prison for a certain class of angels, with angels keeping the rings up until a specific date

Louis, what you really mean is that you are too faggy/porn addicted to worship Jesus and you want to destroy beautiful architecture which was build by your manly and intelligent ancestors , you would never say to muslims that Allah doesn't exist or dare to destroy a mosque.

He wanted it so he put a ring on it

fuck off i got here first

Now now children,in my eyes you are both morons.
Chill

And that my friends, is "Pure" Autism.

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are you Canadian? Minutes can be used that way if you're Canadian

Aesthetics.

No wonder people call the right wing dumb.

Blinded?