I'm about to have a son. What's a Sup Forums approved name?
I'm about to have a son. What's a Sup Forums approved name?
Jack Barnes
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Juan Thomas
Baldur
Connor Brown
Since you are in Germany, Ahmed, or Muhammad
Joshua James
the name of your father or grandfather; the only way a name can have meaning
Xavier Bailey
'Boy!'
Alexander Morgan
Cuck
Owen Richardson
Dagobert
Justin Robinson
Adolf
Kevin Davis
Abdulrahman
Andrew Young
Rhett
Robert Nelson
Chad
Jace Adams
Jerry
Jason Brooks
Adolf
Christian Stewart
Ron Paul
Nathan Lewis
Uhm I find it problematic that you have already gendered your son and haven't let him decide on his own.
Adam Brooks
Ancient Germanic name
Bentley Martin
Shlomo.
John Peterson
Name your child "Nigger"
Christian Allen
Since youre from Germany,Mehmet sounds just right.
Jordan Phillips
Poseidon
Elijah Adams
Adolf
Jace Mitchell
Reinhard
Brayden Cook
Wulf or some shit I dont know. You're german you can get away with it. Make sure you grow him into a hardcore motherfucker though or he's just going to seem like an edgy faggot.
Anthony Edwards
>This
Thomas Cox
Name him John, or german equivalent of John. Because it's a masculine name.
Samuel Jones
german child
Ryan Taylor
Adolf
Hudson Ward
Yuri
James Johnson
Jaeden
Jason Torres
This. Pick a gender neutral name. Maybe Jesse or Lauren :^)
Ethan Kelly
Altho thats a good one, best german name will always be Wolfgang
Ian Taylor
marx
Justin Moore
Give him a traditional name in accordance with your country's culture. Call him Mehmet.
Jordan Baker
Leon
Ian Cooper
Urbanus II, Destroyer of Muslims and Jews (no, that isn't an epithet. Make it part of the fucking name)
Charles Murphy
Ichabod
Hudson Hughes
Maxxx Hardcore
Alexander Morgan
What's your last name?
Christian Nguyen
SIGMUND
Jonathan Long
Fag
Logan Morris
borax
Evan Martin
wolfgang
Juan Wilson
Shiggy
Sebastian Edwards
Nordbot
Hunter Gonzalez
Ayyyy dolf lmao
Brody Parker
This sounds the best so far. He should be born in like 30 min
John Ross
Hans
Jose Thomas
daquan
Ryder Cook
Hans
Nathan Martinez
Gasdakykes Rayswarnow
Jaxon Sullivan
Detlev
Cameron Powell
Reinhart
Pure of heart
Evan Miller
Wolfgang
Lars
Freddy
Alex
Noice!
Wyatt Nguyen
Unironically I was thinking about this one. Or Leopold, or Florian
Kayden Gonzalez
Karl-Heinz, genannt kalle.
Tyler Perez
This. Your son will come to learn of The Ring Cycle and his Teutonic lineage. Also he'll get to know Wagner's music.
Lincoln Ramirez
Reinhard, or the name of your grandfather.
Gavin Powell
Adrian Flores
Varg
Cameron Walker
Fritzl
Bentley Bailey
Rolf or Rofl
Andrew Cooper
beef supreme
Mason Gonzalez
>child is being delivered
>shitposting on Sup Forums
Angel Peterson
sambo nigwur tarbaby the 3rd of the newhaven brook tarbabies
Angel Cook
Bigus Dickus
Jordan Lopez
Kraut
Connor Miller
Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho
Lincoln Brooks
...
Cameron Bailey
>Adolf is a banned name in Germany
Joshua Nelson
Tyrone Jr.
Sebastian Gomez
I'm just in the waiting room. It's boring.
Sigmund Reinhard
Isaiah Miller
name him after a relatively distant paternal ancestor whose name isn't already in use by another near relative, and which sounds nice or has nice history/connotations.
Levi Morales
Post pics
Isaac Campbell
What? You're not watching your own kid being born?
Xavier Sanchez
Genghis
Kayden Thompson
>Sigmund Reinhard
Based
They don't let you in the delivery room in Deutschland?
Parker Watson
That movie was fucking shit,
made by pedos.
Justin Torres
>giving children names before their first hunt.
Noah Bailey
They are all too old sounding like Erwin or Arthur.
Leo Gonzalez
FRANK
Chase Jenkins
I named my son Augustus.
Hope starts with tomarrow.
John Cox
Name him 'Child'
Isaac Foster
C-Section. The head is too big. She's being prepped for the operation.
Noah Young
PINYA.BEST NAME
Kevin Cruz
Name him Chris.
Zachary Roberts
Ian
Nathaniel James
Name him C Section.
Connor Turner
Skippy
Jack White
David
Nolan Morgan
>tfw to smart to touch vagina
Alexander Martin
kek
Luis Sullivan
ragnar, oddvar, haldvar, ivar, bjornar, runar,
Evan Jackson
Klaus
Dominic Hernandez
Don't only blacks name their kids Greek and Roman names in the US?
Kayden Thomas
Luke
Brandon Torres
I would say Ludwig or Wolfgang is the best choice. But Adolf is an option too.
Xavier Fisher
Is Desmond too gay of a name? My wife likes that one.
Connor Butler
You know that last one isn't legal.
Camden Carter
Thorgard Blitzkrieger
Noah Bennett
yes, its gay. Name him Frank or Friedrich - Willhelm