ITT: Ask an American in Japan anything

ITT: Ask an American in Japan anything

whats ur favorite color

I went to McDonald's yesterday and got a Filet-O-Fish combo and a Jalapeño Double. I was eating it in my vehicle in the parking lot and listening to an audio book when I glanced up and saw the McDonald's worker I ordered from was outside having a cigarette.

She waved at me and I nodded and had to wait 7 minutes before she went back inside and I could eat in comfort again. I don't think that employees should be bothering or even trying to socialize with customers outside of the McDonald's restaurant or drive through, but that is another story.

I went to McDonald's for dinner last night and got a Big Mac combo and a 10 piece Chicken McNuggets with barbecue dipping sauce. As I was driving to the second window the same girl was still working. She was acting somewhat obsequious and attempting small talk when she asked, 'why don't you come eat inside instead of in the parking lot'.

That really bothered me for many reasons. First of all, I don't want my routine or actions to be tracked by a fast food employee. Secondly, she should not try to tell me how I should live my life. I do not want to eat inside because I find it less comfortable and would much rather be inside my vehicle listening to an audiobook and enjoying myself and my privacy.

Overall, I think it was very unprofessional to bring this up. I should have a clean slate with each drive through visit, not have to get the third degree because I committed some sort of faux pas. Which I don't think I did, because I often see people eating in fast food parking lots. How does she know I am not busy going to work or somewhere in a rush?

How do you feel about eating in your vehicle in the parking lot of a fast food restaurant versus eating inside the restaurant?

do the asian women really love white guys like they say?

are you ugly like every other expat

are you military

what caused the permian extinction?

What are anime girls and samurai like there?

Are you a marine or an english teacher?

Are you one of those silly people who live in Japan because they hate Trump for his immigration policy yet don't realize his policy would be considered open door policy compared to Japanese policy?

Which Girls would you und Panzer?

There are like a billion of you in every Japanese city. What makes you think you are special?

If you're a right wing white male we could hang out. Been living here for 2 years and it's getting hard.

How's it fucking a pixelated pussy?

She was just being polite you aspie. If you were american I would let it slide because you could be reviewbrah in which keep doing you big guy. To answer your question I eat in my car more than go inside because it's a lot more convenient.

/thread

its the social issue of our time. good for you not playing by some soviet-esque systems of ettiqute. in america, land of the free(home of the brave), a man shouldnt have to fear the gaze of others while he constitutionaly eats his patriotburger. you should of shot the bitch imo. you should of unholstered your ak-15 and fired a couple warning shots through the take out window. you know who i blame? SOCIALISM! if it wasnt for those atheist commie mexicans in russia we would never have to deal with this shit

answer my question, nigger. what cause the permian extinction?

Poo in loo jew known as 'backpigeonspeaks'?

Black
Shut up
Japanese girls love white dudes. I see then walking around withe their mixed kids all the time.
No

Animated
Tourist
Nope. I'm just a tourist.

What's your favorite brand of toothpaste?

top pasta, friend

What's the real estate costs around you? Is it expensive to live there? I'm thinking of buying a home in Sapporo cash and was wondering if it's worth it.

what caused the permian extinction? was it the jews? ANSWER ME. SOMBODY PLEASE ANSWER ME

>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

What is the sound of one hand clapping?

Shit dude where are you? I'm by the most line station in Shinjuku
Anime pussy is best pussy

Crest kids. Best in America

Its crazy expensive to live in tokyo. You're better off finding a place in the surrounding area where it's a little more rural

>Permian

The Finno-Korean Hyperwar caused the Permian Extinction.

I did

Last question, is Asian vaginas sideways?

Fingers lightly tapping on the palm. All on the same hand

They also have teeth and Ph1 acid juices

I live in Osaka. tokio was too much for me XD

>XD

Hi, Reddit.

>I was just pretending to be retarded

Into traps?

What does yellow pussy feel like, friend?

Who is your waifu?

Where are you in Japan? And why are you there?

why the fuck should we ask you anything
why are you interesting
fucking kill yourself you fat fucking burger cunt

Why is this guy eating his little brother?

What's so different about Japan's policy? It seems to just require JLPT N1 plus a Bachelor's degree.

Anime of the season so far?

Do nip women laugh more or less at your fedora than yank women?

haha. so you idiots actually fall for that le japan XD meme. fuck me you idiots are gullible. that place and people are seriously stuck in last decade.

enjoy the stale cake "over 30s" women tho. cuz thats all a weeb like you will get.
i love when you fags experience the reality when everything you heard online is outdated info

When are you coming home white pig?

have you met your adorable 2D waifu yet?

Aho Girl

>If you're a right wing white male we could hang out.
How can you be a right wing "male" living in Japan? Race mixing is degenerate and only losers mix with gooks

>stuck in last decade.
More like in the early 90s.

Japan's economy took a nosedive around '91 or '92 and all social or political progress basically came to a screeching halt after that point. The time for westerners to move there and become respected members of Japanese society was in the 80s, not that it matters, since most of the Americans moving there at the time were in the financial sector, and nearly everyone who gives a shit about Japan in the current year is a virgin weaboo who wouldn't even be valuable there anyway.

>a fucking white period-blood-stained bedsheet

Also, do the locals really hate americans and foreigners in general?

Do the japs girls crave BWC

WHY IS IT SO FUCKING HARD FOR AN AMERICAN TO MOVE TO JAPAN????

Are you one of those beta white guys who only date chinks ?

How many nip pussies have you colonized?

Japanese people are actually korean.

Cause you're poor

>Cause you're poor

>$12,000 is too poor
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>i'll have $20,000 by May of next year
>still won't be enough

THE AMERICAN EDUCATION SYSTEM IS (LITERALLY) KEEPING ME TRAPPED IN THIS GODFORSAKEN COUNTRY

All your problems will be gone once you are in anime land! It will be very kawaii desu ne senpai

this

3 years

Have you ever been outside Tokyo?
Is the Japanese countryside as comfy as my animu?

Broski, might wanna come home for a few months until the dust settles on this Nork situation.

Did you buy any figures while you were in JP?

Have you been to Kyoto yet or are you just another weeb tourist bumming around Akihabara?

it's a pasta m8

Can you nihongo or are you baka gaijin?

how long until you go to Aokigahara?