Mudslimes have 72 virgins

>mudslimes have 72 virgins
>Jews have eternal life

What exactly am I getting for dying for Sup Forums exactly?

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eternal life & infinite cute 2d girls

the truth

someone has to become the 72 virgins

you've got the experience

glory

>after muslims die they get impaled by sword on display
>jews are put in an ern
you get the only thing you can take to your grave glory

autism

Animal Mother: Freedom?
[scoffs]
Animal Mother: You'd better flush out your head, new guy. This isn't about freedom; this is a slaughter. If I'm gonna get my balls blown off for a word, my word is "poontang".

Doesn't mean much to me once I'm too dead to use it

72 memes

Truth, freedom of mind and salvation
>At least you die as a free man and not as a slave

the promise of your genes spreading across the universe as the aryan race claims victory instead of some gas chamber.

oim lafin
sensible giggle ladd-o

fok off.

If lulz aren't enough for you then leave.

your children will be spared degeneracy

Infinite banter.
It will feel like falling from your chair in epiphanic laughter forever.

They only believe that they get those things. The truth is that they do not.

Whether you die for Sup Forums or you die for Islam, you get nothing in the end.

You get to drink sperm with Odin

you can shitpost in the eternity

>What exactly am I getting for dying for Sup Forums exactly?
You get to secure the existence of our people and a future for white children.

You get to die knowing you tried to make the world a better place.
Corruption does not get to us.

Cute dragon lolis.

Religion is objective truth. You literally cant argue with this.

> You get to
Now that you make it seem like a privilege i want it.
What is stopping me drinking sperm with Odin in the first place?
It is a long journey ahead but we will get to the promised land comrades!

>that fat stubby hand

tendies but only if you buy them and eat them before you die.

pure 2D waifu

Being free from this hell

lot's of dank fun during the only life that matters

this
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Nothing like them.

You’ll be freed from burden, you are the secret hero trying to keep this world alive without turning it into a shithole.
Ayy Lmao’s will acknowledge us as last the fighters for civilized humanity.

They're just waiting for us...

A Sup Forums gold account and a waifu

Obviously what ever you want just believe in it

Virgin doesn't imply female in islam silly

72 traps and eternal lulz

Well according to the bible you get sit in a row of chairs forever worshiping God who looks like a lion with 50 eyes or something.

>jews have eternal life
do jews even believe in an after life?
sources please

Truth

Glad I'm not the only one who noticed that

> totally made-up, subjective explanations based on feelings instead of facts, for things you don't understand
> objective truth

For western civilization

Source on that ass?

You get a laugh at them all.

>he who laughs last laughs best.

Hitler and friends in Valhalla

...

>Believing jewish propaganda

The ending of Prometheus.
When the engineer mortally wounds Weyland.
The truth dawns and him and he mutters "...there's nothing.."
David the Android replies "I know. Have a good journey, Mr. Weyland"

Sup Forums martyrs are rewarded with an endless supply of tendies and their favorite dipping sauce.

YAAAASSS SLAAYYYY QUEEN

Do you see how those two outcomes are completely self-serving?
You want to know what you get for dying for freedom? A future for white children.

...

Here's a clue

Survival of the white race and cute 2D girls

>>mudslimes have 72 virgins
>>Jews have eternal life
>What exactly am I getting for dying for Sup Forums exactly?

You are getting the same as everyone else, NOTHING ! and the sooner these brainwashed religious idiots start thi king this the world will be a better place, there aint no fucking virgins waiting for you, you stupid smelly sand nigger !

That's a man !

daisy stone/catia blum has an incredible ass

>assumes any of that is reality

You live, you die, and that's it.

not for sex though
if you do that you go to manly gay hell

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>What exactly am I getting for dying for Sup Forums exactly?
A better world for your loved ones.

You get to follow the path laid before us by the God-Emperor Trump and the Saints Breivik, Hoppe and Pinochet and live on until the inevitable heat death of the universe in memetic infamy; projected into every errant shadow by the fears of paranoid cucks and leftists.

Jews have eternal suffering in the lake of fire. I wouldn't call that life and about the mudslimes getting virgins? Theyll be getting purged by virgin western soldiers who have nothing but blood lust. Probably 72 to one ratio at a time because muslims are cowards

Tendies and frog posting. What more could a guy ask for?

Eternal life through glory and honor. The only true one.

a hot link once in a while would be nice

hehehehehahahahhenhenehnehnharghhthhhhhhgghhaaaaaa

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He is going to heaven to meet his 72 virgins. Except he lost his dick. So he can't fuck them. Well done Achmed, well done.

We do it for free

72 dicks

Who said the virgins had to be female?

Freedom from SJWs and fucking Feminazis and the possibility for great porn on the interwebs again.

You get better life BEFORE you die.

you are getting it

questions for muslims dogs from a potential convert:

are the virgins all underage girls or are some just barren spinsters and cat ladies? do anal sluts count?

do they come pre-sewn up? if so, who does the genital mutilation? god himself or the angels?

what happens to your heaven after u fuck all 72 virgins? when there are no more virgins in your heaven? what kind of heaven is that?

do they stay virgins forever? does their hymen instantly heal up? does it start healing right after its broken, during sex, or does the magic of heaven wait until after u cum in her?

do they know any tricks or will they just all lie there and cry, every time? i want my heavenly virgins to be slutty enough to know their way around my blessed ding dong.

also, what kind of food is on the menu? is it all halal? can u cut up your virgins turn them into kebobs in heaven? its my heaven, i want to do what i want.

thanks muslim bros.

Well, you ain't dying for a lie.

>are the virgins all underage girls or are some just barren spinsters and cat ladies? do anal sluts count?
They're goats. Anal doesn't count so if the holy hole is virgin it's okay.
>what happens to your heaven after u fuck all 72 virgins?
They're eternal virgins, once you fuck them they become virgins again. After sex.
>food
Everything hallal is on it. You can eat at infinitum without getting tired or full.

Peace, finally.

can you come back to earth and kill more infidels to get 72 different virgins?

>tfw spend the rest of eternity on a Sup Forums board where every post is a screencap-worthy 10 out of 10 bantz post with over 20 "TOP KEK" comments and my_sides.jpg image replies.

thanks, terrorist

>>are the virgins all underage girls or are some just barren spinsters and cat ladies? do anal sluts count?
>They're goats. Anal doesn't count so if the holy hole is virgin it's okay.

goats no ty

>>what happens to your heaven after u fuck all 72 virgins?
>They're eternal virgins, once you fuck them they become virgins again. After sex.

lame so they r bloody and whiny every time?

>>food
>Everything hallal is on it. You can eat at infinitum without getting tired or full.

what about eating dat pus?

eating pussy? faggot

No.
We love blood.

peace of mind, you really think when you are 80 and dying you want this concious nonsense to go on afterwards? Lol dude you really think you want literal never ending concious constantly thinking never ever stopping? The truth is nothing happens afterwards and that is good whats the point if you just continue existing forever its stupid.

All the feminine penis you can eat, and a black buck to call your own.

do want , where do i sign up

>Die in a battle to defend the white race
>this is your eternal fate

user...you've brought a tear to my eye.

Attitudes like this are why you fly that faggy flag and your continent is being conquered.

Uma delicia

Lol i have this idiotic flag out of irony i shit on the EU comission, germany,sweden,uk, france and all the other idiots. Still my point stands do you really want to be concious and thinking forever!? its idiotic and unrealistic and not real.
Hell most people over 65 routinly hate being simply awake and having to think

This.

>What exactly am I getting for dying for Sup Forums exactly?

Nothing.... Possibly hell

A good story?

First of all die for the real Sup Forums => 8ch net Sup Forums

>What exactly am I getting for dying for Sup Forums exactly?

An infinite premium Sup Forums pass so you can shitpost from beyond the grave.

> Jews have eternal life

Where does this idea come from. Jews don't believe in an afterlife. They literally think you die and rot in the ground till you're gone. This thought is one of many excuses they use to justify their shitty behavior.

Justice

Atheists get the compost heap.

And no one mentioned the glorious post...
Have a (((you))) burger.