If you were given a chance to travel to the past and have a 30 sec conversation with Hitler, what would you say to him?

If you were given a chance to travel to the past and have a 30 sec conversation with Hitler, what would you say to him?

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You should've started gassing in 1933

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Don't invade Russia

>a 30 sec conversation
What the fuck, nothing I say is going to have a meaningful enough impact to change anything with that little time.

"time to die"

> fires luger

FUCKING BOOTLICKER KILLED GRANDDAD

You need to be tougher on the Jews and actually start killing them. I'm from the future and they have genocidedthe white race. Also the russians will betray you and don't try and invade russia. Please believe me I know you only have one testicle.

>implying it wasn't me who told him do it fag when he was in a demi coma at the hospital.

Don't invade Russia until your western front is closed, the allies attack at Normandy, make sure to kill ALL the jews

good luck

Wait the ten years the Wehrmacht tells you they need before you invade Poland, and whatever you do, do NOT invade Russia.

Ignore the Japs, and befriend the Americans. Also, assistant Churchill early on.

dont order stop at dunkirk

Slavs aren't your enemy. Liberate Ukraine and tell the Poles that your only concern is to reclaim German clay and kick out the Juden.

Kill all the jews, don't invade Russia, show no mercy at Dunkirk.

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DO NOT spare the jews, the jews will destroy you as soon they're out of the country and have their ill-gotten money with them.
Hunt the jews down to the ends of the world if you have to.

Don't invade Russia

Just go for eastern Europe and leave the west alone. nobody gives a shit about the east. Defend the eastern borders against sneaky little shit Stalin and convince western Europe to join instead of forcing them. Don't invade the sovjet union, you'll lose.

Hey Hitler

>shakes hand

forget europe, retain einstein, destroy and colonize africa.

gas 100% of the jews because they'll say that you did anyways

Had no choice

don't invade russia. and don't let japan attack the US

>To make a nuclear reactor, the uranium needs to be enriched so that 20% of it is uranium 235. For nuclear bombs, that figure needs to be nearer 80 or 90%. Get around 50kg of this enriched uranium - the critical mass - and you have a bomb. Any less and the chain reaction would not cause an explosion. If you do not develop a nuclear bomb before the West you will lose.

I know you don't have any plans on killing all the jews, but honestly you should do it.

Study hard in school m8. They wont accept you to the academy

WHY ARE YOU SUCH A BIGOT RACIST HOMOPHOBIC TRANSPHOBIC XENOPHOBIC FUCKING WHITE MALE

also

are traps gay

Gas them, they will blame you anyways

Jewipedia said Hitler didn't give the order, some retarded Field Marshalls did.

Pack winter clothes for russia.
Omaha beach needs more MGs

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Expand into Africa you idiot
Also grab the Arabs' oil

DON'T HELP ITALY INVADE GREECE.
DON'T DELAY OPERATION BARBAROSSA

Nice work. Faggot

Don't first strike Soviet Union.

This is the most correct answer. Bomb every fucking country nuclear bombs, and african continent with thorium bombs for the lol of it so that in 300 years true aryans can populate it. Good weather and plenty of oil.

Atomic fission is real.

Explore beyond Antarctica. There's more land.

Mein fuhrer, I just want to let you know that you must retreat when necessary to defeat the greedy jews. Team up with America and gas the Bolshevic Russian fucks. Love you~

Wipe out the British and French forces at Dunkirk at all costs.

Destroy the RAF at all costs.

Do not invade Russia under any circumstances.

Do not declare war on the United States under any circumstances. If you do, they land at Normandy, and you will have a year before you are annihilated.

Kill every communist you find on sight.

Make sure you get all of ((((THEM)))) if you're not going to listen to anything else I say.

The British won't accept peace no matter how hard you try. Don't let them escape from Dunkirk. America will invade you in 1941. Your march to Moscow will end right before you win, due to their shitty winter and burning their own lands.

Don't sign an offensive pact with Italy. Soviets have 60,000 man slave factories along the Dnieper. Franco & Mannerheim won't join the war. Don't bother seizing the Suez you'll never get Gibraltar. Get Turkey on board and have them seize the oil fields north of caucus. Focus most of your submarine efforts on the North Sea. The Allies will arm and supply the Soviets after 1942. Don't make dual engine attacker/fighter planes focus on creating 20mm nightfighters. I'd spend the rest of the time explaining how modern small arms. Gas tube automatics. Rocket assisted grenades.

If I could only tell him one thing it would be ensure your equipment can function in the worst Russian winter you can imagine. It will be a three year fight at the minimum.

>don't invade russia
>invade africa and the middle east
>keep the jews well fed and motivated to help in the war effort
>ship them to Palestine after it all blows over instead of allegedly using them as tinder

Stop the British at Dunkirk and only bomb their airfields.
Don't invade Russia until you have peace with Britain and prepare for winter.
Consolidate war production and switch to a total war production early on.
Finally, DO NOT get the Americans involved.

Don't invade Russia, kill the British in Dunkirk with your army, Make a deal with the US then attack Russia together.

>romanians will backstab you, Hungary is your only friend. If you want to win the war, you have to genocide the romanians first. Also, gib us Southern Transylvania.
As a parting gift, I'd give him a history book -with a tad bit censorship about the Hungary parts-, a bowl of gulash and my anti-romanian meme collection.

" Leave all strategic decisions to von Manstein, Guderian and Rommel, mein Führer."

"start developing uranium fission bombs and long stroke gas piston rifles"

+.

Hitler got too high on his few lucky calls.

>don't invade russia
Serbian education. It was one giant crusade against international Jewish communism/capitalism. Hitler knew both of these systems would destroy the European man, woman and child. You can't crush international marxism without destroying the Soviet Union.

Don't forget he watched kike Lenin and his kike Cheka murder any intelligent ethnic German they could get their hands on. Don't forget he watched kike NKVD head Yagoda famine 6,000,000+ European Christians in the 1930's. At the heart of all the NSDAP was an anti-communist and pan-germanic movement.

Traps aren't gay.

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Let me tell you about something called the "holocoaster"

Or:
>Ask him if he's okay
>"You don't have to tell me what happened, but you have to eat this". As I hand him a bowl of eggs
>Ask him if he needs a ride home
>Tell him to take care

This

Kek

There's no possible way they could have won. They had six years during the great depression to rearm and take on the Soviet, French, American and British Empire at the same time.

Nobody would have thought the Allies would fund and arm the Soviets. Nobody thought the British would destroy their entire empire just so the Soviets would beat the Germans. Everyone knew of the Jewish domination of the empires but the idea of the people going along with it until the end was insanity. It's still insane and hard to believe it happened.

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kek

well played user

Fuck you.

~Sincerely Jeremy
PS. FUCK YOU!

Russia was going to invade him first
best thing Hitler could have done was to invade

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Screw the jews, get the Muslims.

>i have no understanding of WWII

>There's no possible way they could have won.
Everyone listen to this hidden recording of Mannerheim and Hitler. They talk about how Germany destroyed some 30,000 tanks in the first months of the war and how they found 60,000 man slave factories where workers were treated worse than animals. There's simply no way they could take on the entire world and win.

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Anyone not saying. "The Brits have broken both ENIGMA and PURPLE, they read all your and japanese high command communication, you need to change the system, SCHNELL MEIN FUHRER" needs to take a deep hard look in the mirror and then headbutt it. Repeatedly.

BLACK LIVES MATTERS

I'd tell him his work pays off in the future and the entirety of western civilization was saved because of the movements his ideals set in motion.

It's a complete lie, but he has already suffered enough for our sake. He deserves the satasfaction.

I have. Nazi Germany took it to the ass eventually in Russia. Do not invade Russia.

I tend to agree with this. Also, Russia is not impossible to defeat . Had them attacked earlier and concentrated most of the force on Moscow, they could very well had won

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In his last speech Hitler was convinced that one day National Socialism would arise from the ashes. That future generations would one day visit the graves of the dead and lay a wreath with a bow inscribed, you have triumphed in the end.

should not have been as offensive

>stalingrad

>I also have no understanding of WWII

I do have. Nazi Germany went to Russia and took a deep and hard dickening.

With all the active volcanoes present in Europe, why did you stick the Jews in ovens for incineration when you could have thrown them into any of the numerous volcanoes for incineration?

give up on the brits they will never come to your side, cut down on your cooky research and bet big on splitting the atom, also make some automatic rifles with intermediate cartridges asap and don't try to impress ivan by taking stalingrad too early

please don't lose again and don't leave one jew alive

>I know you only have one testicle.
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Russia was planning to invade retard. If Hitler had not invaded Germany would have been overwhelmed when Russia got it's shit together. Hitler should have come up with a better invasion plan, but he definitely should have invaded.

Slaughter the British at Dunkirk and invade England.

>There's no possible way they could have won.
What I mean is there's no possible way they could have won knowing what they could have known. It's absolutely incredible what they achieved in twelve years. Six years of peace. The west went through a recession a decade ago and what have we done since? Less than nothing. We're being invaded while our suicide rates and despair skyrocket, while birthrates and marriages plummet.

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Adolf Hitler - "They Said I Was A Dreamer"

I'd give him info about Germany's biggest defeats in WWII

Invest a lot in the Horton brothers, mass produce their planes.
Remove certain people from the nuke projects, they are working against you.
Use the insane amounts of nerv gas you have that is able to wipe out all life from the european and half of the asian continent.
Put gas and nuke on the Horton planes.

but fighting a two front war was fucking retarded
he should have defeated the britbongs first
then take iceland
no room from west to invade europe
then go to russia and don't go there in autum/winter

No evidence of Russia planning to invade first.

People always askin wyd not hyd :^(

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also stop officials from writing HEIL HITLER at the end of reports, the UK will use that to decrypt your messages

I would write down the process of how to launch an atom into confined sub-critical uranium-235/plutonium-239 and cause critical mass.

Tell him about the enigma fiasco as well.

Russia probably wouldn't have invaded. Stalin was too much of a paranoid fuck to take real risks. I think you could just wait him out, after he died his empire would start falling apart pretty much no matter what, just like it did in our world

It wouldn't matter what i say as I speak American-English and Hitler speaks German. If I try to say anything important within 30 seconds it will either be to fast for a bilingual German native to understand/comprehend enough for it to make a difference besides generic "Go here and don't go there" armchair general shit

Not the first time a kike pretended to be German. Again he watched Jew NKVD head Yagoda famine 6,000,000+ European Christians while he was coming to power. He knew who was behind the 1918 communist revolution.

Also Barbarossa proved that the Soviets were planning a conquest of Europe up to the channel, a conquest they had talking openly about since 1917. Listen to what Hitler found when he invaded

Hello mein fuhrer, look at this device I'm holding and say the following; "It's true, I did nothing wrong. Gas the kikes, race war now."

Oh, that massive military purge and build up means nothing I guess.

Don't stop the tanks at Dunkirk.

Traps are not gay.

Correction: when Hitler invaded Russia, he was already overwhelmed. He confesses to Mannerheim that the amount of troops Russia had was surprising and too much.

>Should have invaded.
No, he should have made for a defensive strategy. It's always easier. Then you negotiate with U.S. a treaety that supports you.

Correction: Russia had definitive plans to invade Europe, see the Finnish Winter War and the Terijoki Government and agreement with Nazi Germany to divide East Europe for time being.

Everyone in this thread except this guy is a complete moron

And this guy ofcourse. Battle og Britain would have been won if not for ENIGMA. Germany had an average Kill Death Ratio of 1 kraut to 13 allied soldiers during the first 15 major engagements of the war.


My faith in 4pol was seriously wounded on this day.

Don't go all in as long as there's even a slight chance of you losing, otherwise your kind will be doomed in leftist cuckoldry forever.

>would not have invaded.
Russia invades Finland in November 1939.
They literally. Invaded.

What are you even talking about?

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They shouldn't have had to win the Battle of Britain though. The British should have peaced out after France fell but instead they sacrificed their entire empire to destroy Germany.

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