BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT???

>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT???
ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE

>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

>>For Ambiance:
soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro

Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/13262

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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
cpdmemorial.org/


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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings ScoreboardS:
heyjackass.com
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
homicides.suntimes.com/

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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

>>Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

>>Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

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youtube.com/watch?v=_XnYY5IfZq4
youtu.be/r8lUItq_2rQ
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

Evening, Roberts. Highlight of the evening so far:

>the gunshot entered the abdomen and came out his butt

Have a bump, Roberts. Hopefully the night will yield us an abundant harvest of coonery.

Good evening, Roberts. I've been away, any interesting happenings in the last week?

SWAT got called out last night after some dindu holed up in a building and started throwing knives at police.

>security officer fighting with eighteen or more hostile males

You forgot the title lol good enough tho, evening Roberts. Real Robert hours now

Thursday is basically Friday

Every day is Friday if you don't have a job.

>Police helicopter

lol reminds me of this classic scene

m.youtube.com/watch?v=cTHVHh8lRe8

>girlfriend is trying to stab him with a knife

Read about these threads on /r/The_Donald. This sounds like great fun for an older lady like myself! Can't wait to join in! Praise Kek!

>male black being chased by other male blacks

>tree on fire

>no computers working in the city???

Jesus Christ

You made it Ethel! Glory be these negroe children are a pain for poor Robert

Yeesh sure is dead in here tonight. Usually more anons during RRH let alone an hour into it.

>steve martin is having a dispute with the wife

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This is a stealth /csg/. No title. Gonna be very /comfy/

That's what happened on my bday. Interesting.

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How do you guys understand the words?

That pic is max /comfy/

What do you mean? On the scanner?

>He is not checking his keys

>beaner gang members jumping on caller's son

Yeah the words are really hard to understand and there's some scrambling or something

Not scrambling, just interference and standard radio noise. And it's not hard to understand for native English speakers as far as I know. It can get too mashed up at times, but you can usually get the gist of what they're saying.

Keep working on spoken English and listening, you'll figure it out eventually.

I wish I wasn't trying to lose weight right now. Sitting here with some pizza and Mountain Dew and a /csg/ would be as /comfy/ as it gets.

Maybe once I get under 200 lbs I'll celebrate like that.

>break-in at alta vista foods

Tyrone trying to steal some shitty EBT chicken?

>the father of caller's grandkids came to the house and is threatening the family

Wait... The father is still around? Gotta give him credit.

>man shot in the street

This shit is so comfy

youtube.com/watch?v=_XnYY5IfZq4

Nigger breaking a fire hydrant in front of a 7-11?
wut???

Probably stealing it for scrap metal, just like they do with boilers, fences, and utility poles.

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>sexual hand gestures

>male white caller saw in a pizza place was making sexual gestures at him
>now he was in a car in front of caller's house pointing a gun at him
>caller wants to go to a shelter

The fuck?

Why would anyone choose to live in chicago?

>Elián González

#(brittany)WhiteLivesMatter

>tried to commit suicide by taking 100 ibuprofen

Fuck I hate niggers
"Tell my family I love them"
youtu.be/r8lUItq_2rQ

>don't speak english well
Illegal Immigrant or just another native Ebonics speaker?

Either way they need to go back.

>3-4 shots

>garbage can on fire

bump

Did she just say a bank's alarm has been going off for an hour now?

>alarm at a bank has been going off for an hour

Keep up the good work buddy.

Night shifts with this in the background are perfect.

just today I had 2 niggers say "mm look at them goodies" when I walked by them lol
strr8 up synchronicity meme magic shit
whites vs homosexual nigger rape gangs race war

>been playing music for 2 straight years

>The alarm is still going off

Checking in Robert

anyone else hear that faint 'OH YEAH' over transmisson

yeah
OOOOOH YEEEA

Will Chicago end up like Detroit?

Once white people get tired of this shit and leave, yes.

Robert is the new Chad.

The perverts are out now

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