Since no one is gonna see this cause we're all gonna die within 24 hours, I have a small penis
Since no one is gonna see this cause we're all gonna die within 24 hours, I have a small penis
checked
Mine is resoundingly average.
Well, czeched you tiny peened manlet.
The one time I get quads and I wasted it on this shit
wow i see those quads THO
I'm locked in a chastity cage :(
The world of Sup Forums knows checked you glorious bastard.
post feminine benor nao
Why are we gonna die tho exactly?
Korea habbenings? Zimbabwe becomes 32nd reich? Etc?
Hmmmm
>when your digits are longer than your dong
Theres some gross tits thread. You might as well have posted it. Also, witnessed. Havent have a peens of Sup Forums thread in like a year lol
Make like a tree and go fuck yourself
I feel you man
Yeah, me too. :^(
currently transmitting this post to the stars so it's forever saved.
short dick man.
Yeah, me too.
I didn't actually know until I saw a lot of porn, but I grew up before the internet, so I chased tail with no knowledge that there was anything wrong with it.
And no girl ever mentioned anything about it either. I am not sure of how many women I have done sexual stuff with, but it's easily over 100.
Both. Digits confirms it.
Korea habbenings. But Zimbabwe becoming the 32nd reich wouldn't be a bad way to go either
Mine's small too while not errect, but it's small in a weird way. It likes to hide in my scrotum and my biggest fear is it gets stuck there.
U wot m8
>we're all gonna die within 24 hours
The fuck are you talking about?
this will cheer (You) up
At least I found some sort of spiritual connection with "God". (Honestly, it's more like "Father" to me.)
The korean happenings
You heard me. My penis likes to hide with my balls.
and China/India
nice numbers tho
all men die, but not all men get quads.
RIP Kimmy
since you probably wont see this as you're momentarily about to morph into glass,
>everyone already knew
I have a big one.
my penis might be fun sized but im 6' 3" which makes it worse IMO
thanks famalingodingo
this
Wow youre such a whore
Me too. Fiveskin restoration so the pulling helped. Bathmate. Grail of seed. Aneros probes. Cockrings are pretty cool. Making them out of condoms is good. Around 7" now havent measured in a decade though (with buddies) lol
prove that shit's actually fucking happening faggot
Kek confirms OPs got a tiny peen
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>with buddies
Well they know you're a faggot, so just pick a friend and measure his throat and see how far you can stick your dick in.
that's MY president!
C H E C K E D
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Checker for the small pecker
>nothing but words thrown around
Wake me when the fat nork actually does something
that ass is shooped
Kek gave me keks.
Lol i like you. They kept complimenting me. I keep that for my 'ships. But will admit i merely reverse those roles for them and do what you said but them to me lmao. Only one was heftier though
What
MORE BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
BLOOD
BLOOD
BLOOD
BLOOD
I'm pretty good at gay jokes. It's basically a prerequisite for my work.
t. tradesman
Which part. Greentext them back to me and you better not simply say "the whole thing"
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>quads
>trips
I must have pissed off kek in my past life
You guys look hot on your catfished tumblrs wearing your masks doing the birdie thru the barn door if you catch my drift. No worries even the men in blue do this
Confirmed 2'8" dicklet
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>Wow youre such a whore
I don't know if you missed the "I grew up before the internet" part of my post, but yeah...that's basically what there was to do for fun. Go around visiting people's houses and trying to get laid until you're old enough for the bar, then you went and did the same thing there...100+ is not really a lot when you actually go outside of your home whenever possible ect.
>micropenis
the numbers confirm it.
>birdie thru the barn door if you catch my drift.
I don't. But I'm guessing you're a Mo from across the pond. And I don't mean homo.
Sorry guy
Not even the right thread for that
You'd be correct. Basically it means to put your dick through the openings in briefs or the flies of pants
Aaand i completely misread your post and jumped my comment before your pic
>you're circumjewed arent you
who cares got me to a solid 4", maybe 4 1/2" if start measuring from lower than the base
Nope. I'm 100% old fashioned, home grown human.
We're fucked laddies
>mfw a couple of A-10s strafe the living shit out of that line of antiquated commie bullshit
Could've been pic related
he can still win
G U A C E N E R G Y
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Trump impeachment when?
Checked
anyday now
>humiliate me, guac ist alles
holy shit first Kek gave the tiny pee quads then rubbed it in with trips
Were you born 10 minutes ago?
fucking hell, thank you
I'm not a very religious man, but if there is a hell, it can't be much worse than this
I screencap'd your post, just in case.
Wait why are we all going to die within 24 hours? Explain yourself.
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We're going to die of laughter because of OP's tiny peen
As long as we're confessing things, I like Japanese girls because my penis is Japanese sized.
thanks famalingodingo
Kek confirmed.
I'm gay and I'm dating a black persons
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That's a big number
funny script kiddy
KEK is with us we have nothing to fear
Checked OP has a small penis, include me in screencap.
Interdasting. How's the tradesman life? Wanna discuss your field any more specifically, or?
TRU PROFISEE!
Mine's 6.5 bone pressed x 5 inches around, but it curves weird which makes it look smaller compared to my body. The only way I can get a boner is when seeing a legit huge one in porn, so my ED doesn't matter much anyway
The whole thing baybee ;)));))) ( )*( ) waiting 4u~*
idk how to script desu i just wanted to get something off my chest. Meme magic is real my friend
Not bad but needs more blending in the top right quadrant of the face. I'm sure it'll trick some people though
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I have a small dick. We do go out, we do go to bars, have dinner with friends, do physical activity. In fact, we do it in style.
I don't LARP, I don't watch anime or read comics. I do play some online games on my PC, with my wife.
I am nearly 40 and me wife is in late 20's, former model now techie. Finncially secure, I own a maserati among 3 other cars. Multiple vacationa a year, dozens of concerts including meeting the talent.
I can have tats, wear shorts to the office (which I usually work at home save a day or two I go in for meetings).
I can speak freely and curse/swear in meetings. I get all kinds of silly perks like office going to
new movie releases or an entire day the whole office goes to volunteer at a food bank. We have a cyclist club for people that cycle
into work or do competitive practice at lunch. I don't have set hours. Food regularly paid for, at minimum on wed and Firday. Mandatory 2 trips a year to go to conventions and training (Usually LA/LAs Vegas/New York) - and I get to pick
which ones I personally want - all expenses paid (bring wife along). No I'm not a neckbeard and I am not the exception either. When I was single I was never without a date when I wanted.
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