>Nork missile test >"they do this every week, it won't mean shit" >US calls for sanctions on North Korea >"whatever that's normal" >North Korea threatens to hit Guam >"yeah right they threaten everyone all the time" >North Korea releases specific plans and date for attack >"Well our SAMs will just counter it and it won't be a big deal" >US and ROK threaten war if Guam missiles are launched >"Bullshit the US won't risk war with China and Russia over North Korea's irrelevant ass" >Russia and China come out and say they won't defend North Korea in war if they launch Guam strikes >???
It's looking like there are only two possibilities in this chain of events. >deescalate >war
There has been absolutely no attempts at the first one since this shit has started.
Can you northern hemisphere peeps keep the fallout up there please..
Jace Gomez
Glad I'm outside that zone Still, if best corea can't even feed their own fucking people, they can't even approach maximum range. All this Guam nonsense is just Un trying to flex his ego dick. I'd bet my life on him not launching now that Russia and China won't back him up
William Gutierrez
:D SAFE ! HA , have fun in your war though I'll be relaxing in the safe zone.
Hudson Gomez
>"Bullshit the US won't risk war with China and Russia over North Korea's irrelevant ass" This is where it falls apart. We would.
Sebastian Johnson
Yeah USA would (Pic kinda related)
Luis Young
No, it means false flag coming up
Lucas Hernandez
make space programmes great again
Isaiah Moore
Dubyaemdee
Cooper Nelson
Oh shit we about to get >DONGED
Jonathan Wright
>POST YFW YOU'RE NOT FUCKING SAFE LADS!
William Torres
Are you on crack? China just said if U.S. attacks NK, they will defend it.
Sebastian Green
Pic is 100% true
John Ward
>mfw I live in Florida
James Cox
there is not that much fallout from nuclear weapons really. especially since nork probably has some shitty ones
Levi Barnes
>I'm safe Heh, do it faggots
Ayden Myers
Contrary to the msm, Trump may be hyped but he's not insane. A war with China and Russia could very likely escalate to a nuclear exchange and MAD theory is still as valid today as it was 50 years ago. In any situation the options are always to either escalate or de-escalate so nothing new there, but unless the U.S. finds an alternative escalation that neutralizes the threat but doesn't incite China or it turns out they're bluffing then the only remaining option is to de-escalate. I would out money on either a deniable act of aggression which neutralizes NK's ability to launch a weapon without allowing a finger to be explicitly pointed at the U.S., or a false flag blaming NK thereby allowing the U.S to strike while China can't interfere.
Ryder Allen
>If the US attacks, China will defend >If NK attacks, China will not defend
Is it that hard to understand?
Jordan Parker
>tfw won't be safe when they whip out their next dong
Isaiah Clark
> Portugal survives WW3 and rebuilds the Master Race Iberian Empire when
Jace Fisher
there is actually. It depends on the design, but I'm pretty sure the norks will make it as dirty as possible.
Adrian Morales
No they well get moored look at.africa only civilized Africa in range ready for the Moorish empire?
Colton Allen
I'm safe, hopefully they get rid of California while they're at it
Jackson Perez
>Portugal kills all of Africa with empty wine bottle rockets
CHECKMATE FAGGOTS!
Landon Nguyen
What the hell is up with that map. How can they hit that far in the northern states but not the southern ones? Is this just the likely targets? Why not dc then?
Luis Hernandez
I hope we preemptively nuke them (with our stealth nukes). We'll teach those cockroaches what happens when you talk shit to the USA
Liam Nguyen
I hate Europe so much.
Those fucking gooks could nuke us at anytime yet our leaders don't give a single shit, even worse, they attack the US when their god-tier leader dares to challenge the fat midget tyrant.
Kim just use all your nukes on Europe pls and then Trump can justify killing you.
Carson Walker
what the hell is up with curvature of the earth?
Levi Lewis
The earth is a sphere, user.
Michael Roberts
Funny how New Zealand is farther away from North Korea than USA
Dominic Lee
Newfoundlander?
Justin Cruz
>burger education
Dominic Flores
the first flag planted by apollo 11 was blown over by their ascent engine when they left the moon. subsequent flags were planted further away from the lander to avoid this. still, decades of exposure to radiation has almost certainly bleached the flags still standing into blank rectangles. having said all that i think it would be much more cost effective to just calculate the coordinates of the chinese flag and fire a rocket to blow it up.
Mason Nelson
Trump tried to play nice for 5 months. Fuck off.
Let me introduce you to a concept called the "Jet Stream". CBRNE folks aren't only trained to deal with first response to ground zero attacks, they are also responsible for graphing out chain events that follow something like a nuclear bomb.
For example: Let's say a nuke hits Alberta. Let's say all those particulates and isotopes hang out in the atmosphere for a day or two. What happens to them? Pull up your weather forecast right now, and watch the clouds moving over Canada.
It's not the 30 MT nuke that clears a town here or there that's the problem. It's the fallout that decimates everything in its path, poisoning water and food supplies, making the air you breathe toxic, and the hundreds of thousands of sick and dying that overload the hospitals, and eventually killing off first responders and health providers from exposure due to inadequately equipped facilities.
Now then, you have my permission to be scared.
Ian Ramirez
even if america and chinese/russian troops were fighting each other in korea nobody would risk firing nuclear weapons, like you said MAD still applies
Dylan Nelson
>deescalate Kim can't back down. His regime will eat him.
Xavier Sullivan
The US flag has sun bleached out. It needs replaced anyway.
Luke Walker
What makes you think that when the U.S. started turning the tide against them that they wouldn't start contributing more and more to their respective war efforts until eventually they had done just about everything and decided that they had already committed so much they couldn't afford to lose now, and the idea of a limited nuclear strike just to take back the edge becomes increasingly appealing?
Nolan Garcia
again, no one would risk that
also it would be political suicide
Nathaniel Ramirez
>Russia and China come out and say they won't defend North Korea in war if they launch Guam strikes Source?
Brody Barnes
>can't even feed their own fucking people Don't let that fool you. Koreans are starving because the state doesn't give a shit about them. It doesn't mean the government itself is poor.
Carson White
Kim Jong Un isn't suicidal. He knows a war with USA means complete destruction of his regime and North Korea. He's not going to do a thing
Zachary Gonzalez
>says that's their maximum range >they have to aim at water near an island really close to them
I don't believe they have delivery vehicles capable of carrying the miniaturized nuclear warheads I also don't believe they have to the ranges it's claimed they can. They're full of shit.
Ryan Stewart
The China one comes from their state-newspaper that said that they would defend only if we First Strike. I don't know about the Russia, but they literally have nothing to do with NK since they only care about middle east/Eastern Europe
Brandon Wright
CT! Safe!
James Jenkins
> tfw not safe from the shittiest nukes in the world but too irrelevant to worry
Isaiah Bennett
It's probably just some stunt for him and his regime "we threatened to brow up evir united state and 'they say prease oh prease grorious reader do not brow us up!' Even piggu american know suprerme power of kim jeong un!"
David Jackson
B O R A T O R A T
Levi Young
Never underestimate the autism of a fat child God King who has had his every wish fulfilled for all of his life.
Luis Baker
You're talking about Trump, right?
Jack Richardson
So you got them outta your ass. Got it.
Carter Campbell
No we're talking about Refugees
Noah Perez
>we dont know anything about their nuclear weapons >except their exact range, look we even have a chart fires the neurons
Hunter Price
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James Reyes
Maybe now is the time to strike. China seems to not care, Russia probably won't either, there's no financial gain for you in this war, so the World shouldn't whine too much. Still, I feel bad for those millions of malnutritioned Koreans that will probably die in the intervention. Still, I remember the report from late 2000s NK, when there was terrible famine. They suffer like that decade after decade.
Here is the China one, again I didn't hear about Russia because I'm not OP.
Also I need Norwegian bot to help archive
Jack Baker
For god's sake when will this end? Even >t. Alberto Barbosa has died as a meme, and it's much younger than Borat.
Luis Parker
Fuck you
Hunter Jackson
Oh come on, Trump can be a Narcissist but Kim Jong starve my people to death while I feast on delicacies and have my every wish and desire fulfilled Un is a whole different level of autistic rage. North Korea is what happens when the protaganist of tendies stories is given control of a country.
Cameron Thomas
Bot please
Jason Russell
Russians detonated 50MT bomb on their own land. The fallout was significant, but only in 100-200 mile radius. And Kim's bombs are 1000 times smaller.
Isaac Murphy
>no deescalation Who cares? About time this dumb fuck is taken out. China doesn't need him anymore and Russia knows they're a liability. Literally no country thinks a nuclear armed North Korea is a good idea. This is not Iraq, they've actually done successful nuke tests and have stated so. Either continued nuclear proliferation is allowed by the world or its stopped and continued nuclear proliferation only increases the chances of a nuclear level war.
Nolan Martin
>needs replaced
Fucking niggers
Gabriel Moore
Please based bot. Some of us are at work.
Carter Bailey
Not the bot,the bot is nicer. Also it would be too late to archive now, too many clicks.
Joshua Rivera
It says maximum range, not exact range.
Since we know how far our own missiles with better technology can fire, we can conclude how far theirs would.
Angel Roberts
>no chance of deescalation
Yeah nah. Kim can just say "yeh nah I changed my mind" at no detriment to himself while America spends millions moving pawns around its chessboard
Josiah Brown
They're communists, they should all be exterminated.
Brandon Bailey
The nukes come into play when one side realizes their going to lose. I'd rather destroy the world than be conquered by a bunch of rabid commies.
Eli Jenkins
>not safe
Jace Parker
I still don't understand how anybody takes NK seriously. They don't even have a power grid or food and people are freaking out about long range missiles. One day of bombing will decimate NK beyond all repair... it would probably benefit them so they can start over.
Hudson Wood
of course we've only seen them actually land somewhere outside japan. but yes, we know they can go 100x that distance for sure
Hunter Scott
>Kim Jong Un isn't suicidal. He knows a war with USA means complete destruction of his regime and North Korea. He's not going to do a thing
He's doing this so that nobody will try and implement any type of regime change. He wants to stay in power and he knows threatening the world with nukes will stop people from poking him. Actually pretty smart.
Jayden Price
That would be literal suicide for him. Any threat from NK is a thinly veiled attempt to stoak national pride in his country, and they rely on US de-escelating the situation. Now China, their #1 ally has flat out said that they are neutral if NK attacks, and Trump doesn't give a shit because he can provoke them as much as he wants.
Either Jon-un will do something that will result in total failure or do nothing which will result in total failure
We don't know for sure, but the wise thing to do is prepare for the worst. If we presume they can only shoot near Japan, and prepare only for that, then when they nuke LA we would be idiots.
Never underestimate your enemy.
Parker Cox
>We don't know for sure but lets create a bunch of fear mongering charts based on nothing but pure assumptions and gut feelings
Logan Barnes
Bye Seoul. :^)
Brayden Sanders
>stoak national pride in his country Pretty much this. I'm wondering how far the NoRK armies will let it go though. I'm sure they realize the stakes, and just what will happen to them if Kimmy keeps pushing things. If I where them I would seriously start thinking about a coup, better to kill your god emperor than watch him vaporize your country in a dick waving competition.
Nicholas Collins
Came to post this.
And to add the cost of sending a robot to plant a flag would be relatively trivial.
Kevin Ward
czechum for guam
Luis Baker
Looks like south america and myself are the only places that can survive the fallout. Without the western cucks holding us back we'll take back this country. Get fucked
Charles Rivera
fuck both sides
sincerely, everyone
Justin Turner
I just hope the EMP from the nuke won't take out the internet.
Mason Wright
If Kim backs down now, won't he appear weak? I though his main rule of ruling is with fear.
Jaxson Anderson
>I'll sit on the fence. I'm better than everyone else Your day is coming
Zachary Miller
Unless they have cobalt nukes there is literally no reason to worry.
Chase Ross
I don't sit on the fence. Both US and DPRK are shit, I don't have to pick a side, when my side is essentially: >I hope they both fuck each other up beyond recognition
Juan Reyes
Sometimes I feel we are the safest country on Earth, nothing ever happens here (as long as you don't live in Buenos Aires, of course)
Landon Morales
>hurrr derrrrr flat earth
Leo Gutierrez
wrong
From a realpolitik view it's a total stalemate since China said they would not help North Korea if they attacked first but would if the US did. North Korea doesn't want that. The US doesn't either. It's a stalemate and will continue to be unless Kim goes full lunatic, which seems very unlikely.
It makes for a good story in the news, but it's just standard saber rattling. Stop just believing how ever the media frames it. They are lying faggots and will never give it to you straight.
Christopher Ortiz
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Tyler Parker
>we plan to nuke guam so we just gonna tell everyone about our plan like a videogame villain!
Can anyone really belive all this propaganda?This is Iraq 2.0
Easton Allen
I am betting on LA. KIm wants to take out Hollywoood for making that Seth Rogan movie