What are pol-approved names for boys?

What are pol-approved names for boys?

The wife is pregnant and I get to choose the boy's name.

pic related is my top choice at the moment.

>inb4 Hitler

Dollar Bill

Daniel.

Steve

Chad

Brad

Nick

make sure it's a monosyllabic common name

Fuck Off Faggot. I know that will look odd on his birth certificate but hey.

Warren

doubles say you must ensure your boy is alpha

Muhammad.

Tyrone.

Ali.

Sanchez.

Jamal.

But for real tho imagine your blue eye blonde haired kid shows up to class and his name is Jamal.

I second this
Thee mightiest of all names

Kiefer is just jaw in German

DaMoney is better. Actually worked with a guy named that. Nice guy, but his parents doomed him.

Everyone would call him James

Tyrone

>Chad
haha no way
>Brad
I will think of brad pitt a lot
>Nick
That's my brother's name. He is a mod at /r/gaymers so no

Checked for Chad

Shitavious

>name your kid pussy fart
Kiefer is a terrible fucking name. Any bully worth his salt will start calling him Queefer, it'll stick and your son will an hero by the time he is 15.

I have 4 boys and their names are all traditional, glorious, kingly names. William, Victor, Charles and Alexander. Don't name your kid after some faggot jew-wood actor

My name is Paul and it's pretty dope

May I suggest

Benjamin
George
James
Thomas

Martin Looter is the only choice

It's easy.

>recently deceased, respected male relative name

>president name: Thomas, William, Jefferson, Adam

>biblical/mythological name: Hector, Simon, Roland, Oliver

I'm more worried about what to name a possible daughter. There doesn't seem to be a system.

I can't believe I'm saying this but the leaf makes sense.

Ben/Benjamin
Nick
Daniel
Charles
Simon
Juan
Sebastian

Give him a strong name associated with leaders/great men.

William
Robert
Edward
Alexander
George

etc

Tyrone originated as a scottish name. Not sure how negros adopted it.

>Stop using multiple first names.
>Use middle names.
>Use family names.
>Use ethnic names.

Barron

>jewish name
>pol-approved
Are you even trying?

stick to Christian names, or Varg.

>Have six first names
>Choose to go by the most retarded one

>Cat lady at college admissions reads your kids application and sees that it says Ali.

>Puts him in fast lane to get into the college

>He shows up and he is a FUCKING WHITE MALE

Fool proof plan.

Dindu nuffin

what's your last name initial so we can make acronyms?

Augustus.

Most southerners were Scottish or Scots Irish so they probably named their slaves Tyrone. They also liked giving them Roman statesman names as a joke

Jesus

The only acceptable names for white people are names of saints:
Matthew, Mark, Luke, John, Peter, Joseph, James, Patrick,

Jack is the greatest name out there.

(((saints)))

Personally I like
Brandon
John
Liam
Max
Alex
If I got a Japanese Wife at least one Son would be called Kenji too, that's a cool name.

This is genius. Tell him to identify as Other/non-white hispanic too. Guaranteed acceptance into any program/job interviews.

Alfred
Thomas
Philip
Leonard

Clint
Steve
James
William
John
Matthew
Jack

Alpha is a requirement.

Choose a true and proper name of old. My son's middle name is Beowulf.

Son "Chad Lastname" because middle names are for betas

Wilhelm

The tree, moron.

Robert
Jefferson
Jackson
William
Alexander

>using google

Bruce is a good, manly name too.
Inb4 Aussies.

Heinrich.
Bjorn.
Matthew.

You ever look at the list of the current year's most popular baby names? I don't know what the fuck these soon-to-be-parents are smoking. Everyone is naming their kids Noah, Amelia, and every variation of -ayden (brayden, aidan, jayden, hayden, kayden)

what the fuck is this shit? Who names their kids this bullshit?

Donovan

Ashton
Timothy
Peter
Dustin
Austin

These are some of my favorites.

>Heinrich
>Bjorn
Meme names unless you're in Germanic Europe. As a shart you naming your kids this is equivalent to Varg LARPing as vikangz

Adolf

Hitler

Just give him a name that is traditional given your ethnic background

This. Americans should use classic American names or their ethnic names IF they are no more than 3 generations assimilated, i.e. you need to have an immigrant grandparent otherwise you seem kinda weird.

hahahahaha perfec

KEITH

>Americans should use classic American names
t. Great Chief Sharts-in-Marts

Agamemnon

this

"Jamal Eats-Burger Sanchez"
Very traditional American name

just use the same system. deceased family member/biblical-type name. avoid anything with a hyphen or that sounds too much like a starbucks menu item

Goku

Augustus (or variants) is a great name, because it's very versatile.

Son grows up to be an alpha male? He will go by Augustus.
Son grows up to be an easy-going dude? He will go by Gus.
Son ends up being a retarded sperg? Augie.

That only works if you have Latin roots of last name.

Augusta duBois could work if you're French or something
Augusta Cerrone if you're Italian
But it would sound weird if you're germanic

Chad

You are a fucking fag.

Chad, obviously.

fuck off, daniel

Whitey Whitemann

There are always variants. August, Augustine, Augusto, Gustav, etc.

Blacks appropriated a lot of their culture from Scots. See: flyting

Jeb !

This leaf is correct
Find a census from 1900 and pick a non-faggot name from it

I knew a gay mexican named Daniel.

Want to name my kid Isaac , one day he will become a space engineer

>grows up to be fat
g l o o p

John
Joseph
Gabriel
Samuel
Michael
David

Æthelred, Egbert, Æthelstan, Aldwyn, Harold, Edward, etc. (Anglo-Saxon names)

What's your last name? They should work together.

Noah is a legitimate name, dude. The rest are garbage.

You should name your son after your father, his father, or his father before him.

No hebrew names.

I'm from a pure Anglo-Saxon Quaker family so I have a really funny name. I obviously can't say it but it's similar to Ratherburn Drumthwaite

Here are names I'm considering when I have kids

Derek. Dietrich, Kurt, Conrad, Roland, Roderick. Hugo

How about Harry?

This. Bonus points if you use one from your country of origin, assuming you're non-african

Absolutely seconded

Donald

Currently have a girl on the way. Two boys names I'd consider:


Dale
Caspar

Arien

Nothing from the Bible and no Alexander.
I'd suggest William George Surname

I'm not saying Noah isn't a "real name". Amelia is also a real name. I'm just saying that these are names you wouldn't see anyone with, and then suddenly out of nowhere it's the most common baby name? What the fuck is going on here? It'd be like if Cornelius and Gertrude started becoming super-popular.

The increase in made-up names (like all the varients of -ayden) is another matter.

>Isaac
that's a kike name, dude. Not as jewy as shlomo or moishe, but it's still up there.

>Artist's projection of a grown Æthelstan

>Derek
Sounds like a good idea if you want him to be a suicidal virgin

Henry
Adolphus
Peter
Arthur

What do people think about ancient greek/mythical names? Are they super pretentious?
I was thinking about 'Pandora' for a girl's name

Also, is it a good or bad thing if you name is alliterative (like Jon Jones or Bob Bollocks)?