What's the expiration date for women?

Planning to chad it till 35 and wife up a 28 year old, but starting to think maybe I should go for 23-25. I did my practice marriage in the military at 20, happily divorced now no allemony no kids. Here's the thing: I like smart women, it's hard for me to fuck stupid ones for more than 2 weeks to a month. I want 1-2 kids, but probably won't get married again. Too young= immature, not enough life experience, likely to cheat Too old= Jadded or passed over for a reason, too many cocks likely to cheat. What's the honeypot age zone?

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the true redpill is becoming gay. Dating women is feminism.

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Expiration date is around 35. Most fags on here will say it's already around 25, but I don't know a single person who's mom was that young when she had them. Really 27-35 is the age she is good for getting kids.

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This. Get them young, and train them.

I don't even really like fucking women in the ass, and dicks just look horrendous.

thats because you've been brainwashed by feminist liberals to date inferior sexes. Think about it this way, would you date a nigger? of course not, they are ugly, stupid, smelly, and inferior in every way to white people. Well, women are the niggers of gender. Don't racemix like a cuckold.

Nothing against yall, just not my thing

That seems the most reasonable. 18 year olds are way too infantalized, I would have to litterally convert to islam and keep her away from any human contact

you're either retarded or a liberal shill. I just explained to you with flawless logic how you're wrong and like a fat feminist pig you refuse to acknowledge facts. Go back to tumblr, shill.

Yeah alright bro, have fun dying of aids or intestinal tumors by 45

As they say in Japan, "women are like christmas cake, better before the 25th"

have fun raising nine nigger children you stupid cuck, the sad part is you actually will have fun with that. Me and my partner are rich billionaire bodybuilders and you're just some dumb liberal cuck on welfare.

Syrian Girl much?

Mimi is wifey AF, and the only eceleb telling the truth about Syria (even though she lives in Australia)

and japan isn't having children so....... be careful who you follow OP.

>Planning to chad it till 35
You are part of the problem user.

Why? I've had fun with my 20's, and even after starting a career late because I gave 4 years to my country I at 28 still have my own place 20 minutes from the beach and no debt. Women are hypergomus by nature, they value status over physical prowess (even though I am in better shape than most "fit" 20 year old guys) Most lasting relationships I've seen there was an age gap of 3-5 years minimum

Go for 10 years younger. Most younger people don't know that a very high proportion of women completely stop having sex after menopause and many are incapable of vaginal sex after that. That's the primary reason you see older couples getting divorced, though no one talks about it.

If you go 10 years younger you can bang until she's 50 and you're 60. If you've had a good sex life and kids with her you may be OK with this by that age.

But yeah, no hormones = no sex drive and the vagina also atrophies without them. Dryness is a euphemism and meno is humanity's most closely guarded secret.

25 years old.

ODing on that redpill. Fuck, this is why Sup Forums is worth the other LARP's that troll. Almost wish I didn't know that, but the truth will set you free.

They don't have an expiration date per se. They do have a 'best by' date, and it's usually 30.

What's the best age to make healthy babies (her)

You won't be able to chad it up till you are 35 AND land a 28 year old. 28 year olds who want marriage go after 40 year olds now, because they have daddy issues and want a guy with even more money.

That's risky, you either JZ it or die alone in a bed of money. Wait a minute, that's win-win. Will consider...

Here you go user

Kys troll

The limit is 23 and maybe stretch it to 25 if she has good genes and not dated much (like 2 boyfriends max).

What does the vertical tier stand for

SMV = Sexual Market Value

It's called the y axis you mongoloid and it stands for sexual market value.

Can't fuck below 18 year olds...

18-19 is the best reproductive age and they are too young to be willing to cheat on you too. It is borderline unethical in the west though, so you need to balance out those tradeoffs.

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liberals cant argue with logic, only insults. typical.

>just realized the feminism wasn't about empowering women at all but to a way for a large group of women to weed out sexually desirable men
>these women don't give a shit about the mass rapes and killing of children and women anywhere else because they see it as "exciting" that a group of men treat them like shit
>society literally has to put women in it's place by force but that won't happen for a long long time

Life is bullshit. Where's God when you need him?

I've basically found that 18-23 year olds basically just care that you have a car and your own place, 24 (ish)-28 they are just WAY too demanding and think they are full of themselves, 30 just want you to be functional

Don't marry a woman your own age unless you want to be celibate starting at around age 50.

Just look up menopause and atrophic vaginosis. Once the hormones stop the vag can't take a dick anymore. Also with no hormonal sex drive they think that sex is disgusting now.

well yeah, but the chart is for teens and adults alike, you need to read with your age within context

Thats kind of fucked. I'd hemmingway myself if my junk stopped working, but I take care of myself and I'm sure viagra is just the beginning

Would it be degenerate to try and pick up a wife at church, even though I stopped believing when I was about 15?

You and I are two chips of the same block.
Ex-militairy aswell, bored with women easily. Fucked 40+ none lasted more then a few weeks/months
Didnt marry though but found my blonde princess when she was 28 and I was 26.
Get one that ages well and has intelligence. The rest grows towards eachother.

You have to reconcile with your wife
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If you've never been then that is the wrong move imo. The whole thing about being attractive is doing things that are natural and make you calm and relaxed. Sexual attractiveness is at its peak when you are doing things you have always been doing.

TFW I almost had a threesome with these 2 blonde dutch chicks in Qatar but I had a gf back in college so I stayed faithful returned after the vacation dated for 2 years and she still cheated with local scum, and cheated down too...

Far from liberal. You're yet to present a valid and logically sound argument

Also, faggot, that wasn't an insult, this is, that was advice

40-45

wrong video

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35 is the absolute dropping point

some women still look hot into their 40s, Marisa Tomei etc but they still have dried up ovaries

you sound like a fucking loser.
additionally, reasoning out what should come natural is the classic sign of a second-tier scrub.

I knew this chick that was beautiful AF just great genes but she partied like a rock star and had a kill count of 260+ (probably into the 300's, not even exadurating) and she plopped out a kid at 24 that looks autistic AF

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23 is a good age for a 35 yo

t. dicklicker

Women can be knowledgeable through rote learning but will always lack wisdom/common sense and solid logic which is what is a necessity to weild knowledge and apply it. I like "smart girls" too but you've been warned.

Men who take care of themselves experience little age related testosterone decline. This is why men have married women 10 years younger throughout all of history until feminists began shaming them for it.

That's one of the reasons older women can often seem so angry and resentful: they've been taught their entire lives that they are sexually superior to men and then hit about 50 and find out it's yet another way that they're inferior. But they have his retirement savings locked in and so begin torturing him to death slowly and he dies 7 years before she does and she uses his hard work on the night shift to go on stupid cruises with other fat old ladies in red hats.

The dick.

>had a kill count of 260+
I hate to break it to you but she would probably become infertile of that was the case. They've done studies where above 40 partners is practically impossible, its only 2-3% of the total population. Whenever you see someone say 100 partners or above that should immediately tell you that they don't know what they are talking about.

Depends on her race

Blacks: Expired at age 0
Asians: Expired at age 32
Hispanic/Native: Expired at age 26
White (Med): Expired at age 40
White (Anglo): Expired at age 30
White (Germ/Scandi): Expired at age 22
Indian: Expired at age 19
Jews: Expired at age 20

She's had ovarian cancer and she just turned 30, probably is infertile at this point but that was back when she was 24 and I'm assuming maybe 150 partners or so

>White (Germ/Scandi): Expired at age 22
Why is this so true? Every blond haired person looks 42 when in actuality they are not even 24.

I forgot to mention Slav/Balkan but it's basically the same as White (Med).

This & a word of warning: Older women can be sexy as hell but their bodies can be deceiving. I’ve been into MILFs since before it was cool. When I was in my early 20s a coworker of my dad’s went through a midlife, got separated from her husband & had a boob job, stomach reduction & lost weight. The transformation was amazing and in tight clothes she was stunning & MILFy. I'd never been that attracted to a woman. There was still a little frump about her but in a sexy, Stiffler's mom sorta way. She had previously told my dad and a family friend "user is so cute, giggle." So I tried to be around her as much as possible and the mutual flirtations intensified. She knew I surfed & mentioned she liked to go to the beach by herself to read on weekends & told me where and to drop by. You bet I did. She looked pretty good in a one-piece and I’d always dug her THICC legs in skirts and they were fantastic. What I could see of the rest of her body was a little disappointing but not bad. We flirted, frolicked in the surf & ended up at a beach motel but once she removed her swimsuit I was reminded she was 43, had a kid and surgery can only do so much. I’d long dreamed of planting my face between those legs but couldn’t do it. We had sex but I could only "finish" because I was 22 & I looked at her face the whole time. The refractory period after sex can be tough & I was almost revulsed watching her slip back into her bathing suit in a “aren’t I sexy” kinda way. I was a dick afterward & pretty much treated her as another lady at dad's office & it got awkward. I went from fantasizing about this woman constantly to feeling grossed out when I realized she made it a point to "just show up" at a place I frequented & even gave me a “long time no hear from call” to see why I quit hanging around her so much. I could only see that very middle-aged body when I was around her after that. The moral: Clothes can be deceiving with regards to MILFs.

Anything in the 20s. Obviously before 24 can be too immature, but there's some unique girls out there that actually have their shit together at a younger age.

Don't get too caught up if she's fucked a decent amount of guys. I once made a remark to my friend about his girlfriends past and he just shrugged and said "what's it matter? I'm the one fucking her now"
>pic related

Hard balance for sure. I'm 30, when I was in high school women were considered sluts if they broke double didgets, the average now a days is 20, but women living in the city I shit you not its tripple digets

Depends on race. Whites 35-40 on average, asians 45-50 on average, spics and indians 30-35 on average, blacks were never good in the first place

Wew lad that got spicey. Glad you were still able to finish. I fucked a mid 30s in my early 20s. The fake tits were weird and the little wrinkles was something I wasn't used to, had to just call it quits right in the middle. I'm older now and your taste gets more broad with age, but I think point to make here is don't go past your own age. Doesn't turn out too well.

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Yea I was used to most girls having no more than 10 partners. A majority were around like 5-7 towards the end of college. I feel bad for guys still trying to find a girl that didn't get fucked by the entire county.

I actually still don't know how many people my wife fucked.

>22 years old
>120 lbs

Whichever comes first.

52 year old at my buddys college graduation, found out in the lobby of the hotel the next morning it was his friends mom. Like the demi more of cougars: skinnyfit, 6 pack (yoga instructor) and I was her 3rd cock "" after her long term husband she had just sepparated with and some other chad I guess

Stop ad homening, you liberal dyke faggot and address his argument. You've yet to make one.

>123 year old with mile long gape in pussy, weighing a total 120lbs
Damn son

Fags are disgusting aids riddled degenerates, it will get you and you deserve to shrivel up and die.

I had a fag cousin all the women loved in my fsmily and hes dead of aids and it makes me happy. When i was a child that sick nigger would kiss me, i hope God just deletes the souls of degenerates

Kill yourself degenerate
You are no different than a Stacy fucking 10000 cocks then settling down at 35

That's kinda the plan there Shirlock, but I'm only at 92

No respectable woman will ever marry you

After reading some of the replies, I had to give my two cents.

Hey, user - I wound up married to a woman younger than I (for whatever reason), but I spent my "dating years" with MILF after MILF after MILF, etc., and I don't regret it one bit. Sure, some of them are going to have some mileage on them (some of them some serious mileage, too), but they're also more confident in themselves, know exactly what they want, and they have no qualms about telling you exactly how to do it. You can rest assured that if she wants you to tongue punch her fart box, you can bet she washed it well, as she knows if she treat you well enough you might come back and do it again. But the younger girls? It's really a crap shoot (pun intended) whether or not she wiped well enough (or at all) after her last BM to wash away the peanut taste. YMMV, but most willing MILFs (no matter the race) will treat you like a king!

women are like christmas cakes - throw them out after the 25th

This.
Once they are 18, they are expired.

This is a thing in Japan.

This.

>The fake tits were weird and the little wrinkles was something I wasn't used to, had to just call it quits right in the middle. I'm older now and your taste gets more broad with age, but I think point to make here is don't go past your own age. Doesn't turn out too well.

Excellent vice & preparation for the younger anons, user. I was not at all prepared for a "real" older woman when I was young. I'd only ever seen nude & bikini wearing MILFs on TV & online and those were almost always idealized, childless & genetically blessed. The little wrinkles on the stomach skin & even the slightest of stretch marks were something I just hadn't encountered & it was a bit jarring, DESU. I'd been with chicks my own age ranging from 5s to 8s out of 10 and even a 22 year old five wasn't too bad visually. Small imperfections seem to amplify with age. I'd always wondered why married men in their 40s with beautiful wives strayed and that helped me understand it. An oldfag seeing his 45 year old wife naked day to day is easily enchanted by the idea of seeing the 22 year old smooth-skinned, blonde hottie naked as she's cleaning his teeth and shoving her tits into his arm.

>16 years old