HAPPENING NK SUB IN DUTCH WATERS!

Moments ago, air raid sirens were activated in large portions of the country and F-16 were heard breaking the sound barrier all across the south. Rumors are that a North Korean SUB has been detected near the coast of the province of Zeeland! Dutch people keep us informed in this thread if you come to know more! So far only air raid sirens, no messages on tv or radio. Developing as we speak!

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RIP

so much larping please stop

Rolllan for my country to be the first and last nuke victim
I'll martyr myself for you guys
>inb4 don't we want to die
Too bad aghahahahah

Cheeki breeki my friends.

Nuke the Randstad. I'll love you for life norks

I live in Belgium at the border of the Netherlands and about 20 helicopters are everywhere after 2 bright flashes appeared, pic related. there are also unknown noises like jet engines... gonna take more pictures

CRANKY

FAKE AND GAY

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>Trying to make your bullshit country look significant

Fake as fuck sage

Happening what did we do to kim jung ?

...

hope u get fucked

We celebrate his bravery to stand up to the tyranny of the West.

I just got call from my companys commander, and get back to military base ASAP. And I just got home, shits is actually going to happen this time isn't it?

That's one bright flash

Well, well, WELL.

With these LARPs you're really spoiling us

Open the floodgates, drain the water! See how their subs like that!

toffe LARP broeder

post CAC card

Just wanted to order ribs from the local kebab joint but they're closed wtf it's actually happening

Have you heard the story about the boy who cried wolf?

it is

Seriously, you fags don't need to LARP this shit. War is knocking at the door already.

LARP thread, nothing to see here.

ughh I want to lick and sniff this whore's filthy feet and plaay with her nip nips. Might as well get the filth out of my head in this useless LARP thread. Post more feet.

The Musilms had advance warning.

Ummm...... please. Tell me this is real? Lie to me pls

they come in revenge for you rotten eggs you spill all over the world!

>F-16
>North Korean SUB
F-16s literally have no anti-submarine armament whatsoever nor any capability to detect a submarine... absolute garbage LARP. saged

I know where this is.

Fake, i live near Amsterdam and i didn't hear anything.

i got a snag there once

Scrambling Jets is pretty standard procedure. Also stop announcing sage faggot.

There u go.

...fug

Nice id

Prove your claims

Different ID than the first poster

How do you wanna see them proofs?

Fake and gay, fuck off larping faggot

The picture is obviously on my phone, so I had to phonepost it.

So whats going on? Are you scrambling the jets or not?

physical removal on the go, go go go

youtube.com/watch?v=RP9yV9ISnBk

Then please accept my apologise, Suomibro

Guys, I think OP is telling the truth... I'm in seattle and a North Korean space station is currently hovering over the city. I took this picture with my phone, and I know it doesn't look that big but trust me, this Nork Star is yuge. Everyone is going nuts around here... even lesbians are having sex with refugees in front of Starbucks. Oh no, gotta go!

No. I'm navy militarypolice. I havent gotten my briefings yet.

HAPPENING DISCORD, GET IN FOR SOME WW3 DISCUSSION:

Invite code: tyY3Qs6

Source faggot?

Is there anything else interesting happening in politics to talk about?

I'm sure OP is a LARPer with a VPN
FUCK YOU OP

EXPIRED

I'm in the Norwegian Home Guard. Means I have a regular job, but since I spent a lot of time in the military, I'm always on alert in case something happens. And I participate in drills every 3 years.

Received a text message to show up to base tomorrow morning. No drill announced.

Officially spooped. Might just be an emergency drill because of the NK/US tensions though.

>He thinks North korea's scrap subs can go such a long distance.

>Korean SUB

I was ready to watch a movie and you fucktards start happennings all over
I know it's fake
But I can't stop it

Hemvärnet is a larp organization equal to the boy scouts. Fuck off.

Huutista porttikoiralle :D

Checkd aaeeee

With all the French subs in the area, it's get fucked up beyond belief

Hajoo homo tykinkuulii mettäs :D

he is

kek

>November 8th

stop LARPing from the future

My AG3 disagrees with you.

kek

>dumb burger doesn't understand the day/month/year format

>near the coast of the province of Zeeland!

The old one?

Thought they changed them

>because i get to use a gun it's not a larp
Good argument, ola.

>Implying anyone would waste their time even thinking about nuking Bulgaria
kek

>because I get to suck jamals dick, i'm not gay
Get your shit together, sven.

It's in process. The Army gets first priority, then Heimevernet.

I know this is a fucking faggot LARPING thread BUT

>get a phone call 20 mins ago from an unknown number
>its my old friend (we havent talked in a while because he is a cucked asslicker, long story)
>he is just a mere soldier stationed near the Kogalniceanu NATO base
>briefly said that shit might hit the fan, the only NATO AWACS plane that they have in the area has been deployed
>tomorrow, all the fucking base is called up for order
>"i fucking hate you user, but stay safe faggot"

what the actual fuck tho

Hey kaaskops be afraid... be very afraid

Both Hillary and Trump are getting back from vacations in the days leading up to August 21st eclipse, which is also the day Imran Awan's trial starts.

Can i have your ag3? i need it for purposes.

See, you went to full fiction on us. You gotta make your LARPs a lot more believable and probable.

A better one would have been something like Nork deputy ambassador gunned down near port facilities in Rotterdam. Dutch hazmat team is on site. Media blackout.

Then it leaves all kinds of variables like:

- wtf?
- wtf was the deputy ambassador doing there?
- Nork security services station chief?
- why Rotterdamn? Port? Shipping?
- Hazmat? FUCCCKKKK!

You gotta write these things somewhere between Tom Clancy & Dan Brown territory.

are you the guy

whats happening?

did you do whatever it was you said you where going to do?

what where you going to do again?

Sirens have been turned off. No more F16's blasting through the sound barrier either. Some shady shit is going on for sure. Ofc fake media is not reporting anything on it.

Ainakaan laivaston homot ei yritä raiskata metsässä.

Literally 80% of finnish males who have completed their service in the past 8 or so years have that card. Mine is made of cardboard xD

Jokes on you. We Brits don't have compulsory military service. :D

Juuh :)

>that flag
>seattle

Checks out

Reports now of a North Korean sub just off the coast of Toronto. There have been 3 black helicopters flying by but no siren.

I just saw a submarine fly over my house

yet

No, you fool, the Dutch were THIS close to outshitposting us today.

We're too cucked. Britain will literally never introduce another draft, even if shit does hit the fan.

that camoflage

REPORTS OF NORTH KOREAN SUB IN MY BONDAGE DUNGEON

IT'S HAPPENING

there's a good chance that australia is about to, so...

Nobody cares about Bulgaria.

>Rumors
k

>Doesn't know about Бypгac
They're the first to go

nothing here in Friesland

>Reports now of a North Korean sub just off the coast of Toronto. There have been 3 black helicopters flying by but no siren.

Cousin works for a subcon of Bombardier. He was telling me a few weekends ago at the cottage that CFB Downsview has not been completely closed in the GTA. Said there's all kinds of shadiness in the old base. His supervisor told him it's a joint operations centre for DND, CSE, CSIS, and RCMP counter-intelligence. Maybe the black helos flew from there.

top kek

Thanks. I needed that laugh