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Get in here!

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US pacific command is ready to go

WOW IT'S FUCKING NOTHING

AGAIN

Southwest command battle station check in

Set up tight boys. Get your bunkers sorted.
Don't make direct eye contact with the blast. Your Retina's will melt. I repeat, your Retina's will melt, Raiders of the Lost Ark style.

Fuck off we've got full radio chatter, coordinate allocations, callsigns, orders being issues every 5 minutes.

May god be with us this day.

WWIII newsfu claimed.

How would your retinas melt? Not trying to be cocky, I'm seriously curious

Why is it always August when you schizos go more off your rocker than usual? When nothing inevitably happens, I'll just come back here and say I told you so.

This. How would your retinas melt if our eyes aren't real?

You should seek professional help. I repeat, you should seek professional help, get-in-your-car-and-find-a-therapist-to-talk-to style.

This is really just an intense game of CIV 5, first player rushes nuclear weapons.

Because summerfags.

>This is really just an intense game of CIV 5
Oh, so you see a nuclear arms race as a video game. Got it, now I really shouldn't take you seriously.

>get flashlight
>open it then shove it in your eyes

NUCLEAR WAR HAPPENING

Reminder that you are as bad as (((them))) if you support Trump.

Look to the skies and soon you will see
That choppers fill the sky, filled with norkies
They will be thrown out, high from the skies
The generals, the soldiers, the commoners, the spies.
For we shall rain rain on them, fire and fury
A thousand times worse than that in missouri
For the norkies they threaten us with bombs and death
Yet they are the ones who will breathe their last breath
This is all true, the numbers you will check
Will show you that this choice was made by Kek

>Alpha niner, tango salsa, this is faggot OP speaking

Nothing will happen because not even the fat fuck in NK is that stupid to throw missiles at the US.

Checked.
Damn. WWIII confirmed to start in a week?

its funny because no one should take you seriously after that shit post

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ORDERS BEING ISSUES.

RADIO GOING OFF.

TRUMP IS READY.

US PACIFIC COMMAND IS READY.
STAY TUNED.

NEOGAF
E
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A
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MY BODY IS READY

GUYS
JUST SAW A WWIII FLY OVER MY HOUSE
CAN CONFIRM

tfw

2717190
WHAT ARE THESE NUMBERS MASON

LARPKING LARPKING LARPKING....Literally nothing fucking happens but listening to random numbers on a radio.

For FUCKS sake.

I SAW A FLYING STAR OMG

Stop making the same type of fucking thread, nothing serious is gonna happen anyway. It's just people jockeying for position at the negotiation table. The show is for (You)

Doom bump

Oh goody, this is just like those Japanese earthquake streams except there's nothing happening on stream.

And this is coming from someone from shitpost central. Get your head on straight.

why are military orders being tweeted in the first place? what a fucking bizarre world

I loved those Earthquake threads

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Will we intercept?

What will the norks do in response?

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nothing will actually happen tho, trump is doing chinese and north korean diplomacy.

sound threatening but do nothing about it

AYO ITS SKYKANGZ

TWITTER USERS WANT TRUMP’S ACCOUNT SUSPENDED FOR ‘THREATENING VIOLENCE’ AGAINST NORTH KOREA

Its all over for trumpf

>GUYS
>JUST SAW A WWIII FLY OVER MY HOUSE
>CAN CONFIRM

Shelter in place, user. Callsign Almighty. Comms check in 60. Repeat, shelter in place.

>doesn't even get digits

why does it sound so scaring

turn on squelch you faggot

YOU GUYS I'M SCARED! A WWIII JUST DROVE BY MY HOUSE, HEADED TOWARDS THE QUICKIE MART THREE BLOCKS AWAY.

SKYKANG GOING WILD RIGHT NOW

Holy shit holy shit the wehrmacht just knocked on my door, they told me to get ready and be outside in 15 mins, i heard one of them mumble something like "this time the french wont get away that easy" fuckin hell guys i think its happening, can any fellow german confirm?

Checked. Tanks in 30

I don't think it's just summerfags this time. I work at a major Wall Street firm, and everyone is talking about it and is worried. The traders aren't acting on it yet because they think it's less than 50% chance (so likely a losing bet), but it's significant none the less

Invest in companies that make cruise missiles and JDAMs

CAN CONFIRM, I JUST SAW A BRIGHT FLASH BUY A SLURPEE

You can tell its summer cant you

Summer FAGS everywhere!

Checked, goodbye NK.

JAMMING

yeah guys... it sure is happening they're saying random numbers and "signella".

Its OTHR not jamming you nigger

Is there anything we can do to aid the war effort though? Legitimately curious. We could definitely weaponize our autism against them, maybe find some way to track down the nukes or something.

Already done. Portfolio is weighted towards Defense contractors and canned foods.

CAN CONFIRM
JUST SAW A SUMMER FLY OVER MY HOUSE

SKYKING ACTIVITY:

We had order calls with countdowns from 1-5 a few minutes ago.

Now more order calls coming in and encrypted DATA packages, with the countdown of 1-3.

COULD BE POTENTIAL DEFCON LEVEL, COULD BE POTENTIAL COUNTDOWN TO SOMETHING BIG.

123-321

STAY TUNED BOYS!

Digits mean missiles tonight

OH FUG

I swear to god I want to gas all you retards who think JORN is jamming.

You have no fucking clue how to work something as simple as a radio.

>Mike "zap the trap" Pence
CHrist you guys

Get for teh nukes

Those countdowns were testcounts you fucking idiot

big nothing burger x''')

checked.
and sorry I dont know shit

mic check mic check

Can one of you faggots explain why a nuke would appear on this radar?

DONT BE AN ASS
TURN GOOKS INTA GLASS!

What the fuck are you typing.. nigga youre about to die in nuclear fire

Do you not know what a radio check is? The broadcast "This is Andrews *AFB) with a test count: 1-2-3-4-5-5-4-3-2-1. This is Andrews out."

>THEY'RE JUST CHECKING THE FUCKING RADIO TO MAKE SURE IT IS WORKING CORRECTLY, YOU STUPID FUCKING IDIOTS.

Wait, are those GPS of US warplanes?

no commercial flights

Comfy Gamecube

Damn, that is very comfy to sleep with. A Little bit of rain in the background. Not bad at all.

singles and nothing happens and we should all go to bed.

9/11 post checked

Roll for Best Korea tries to strike first within 24 hours

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so funny
youtube.com/watch?v=mCpVpIBqaJg

>conducting tests for something as simple as counting

nice try, faggot.

I highly doubt it, if not these LARP threads are a front to stream sensitive American info. But wouldn't there be much better ways to do that?

>9933
Double doubles, we're all fucked

Reporter: Are we going to go to war? Trump: I think you know the answer to that.

"It is a very dangerous situation and it will not continue."

Its to test the fucking equipment

DEFCON is a comfy nuke game.

TRUMP TO TALK WITH XI ON NORTH KOREA TONIGHT!

>I think you know the answer to that

Sounds like it's ready to kick off as soon as NK does another test or similar (which they will).

Yeah. Best Korea is going to launch something in the direction of Guam next week probably. Trump won't tolerate it, China won't back Un if it does that, I can guarantee it.

good. Barring Chinese intervention NK will be much less of a threat. If Trump can diffuse this situation he would be instantly labeled the best president in American history

gets forwar
kek willith it

as long as they are banned for bullying

Holy shit praise kek

skip to 16:45 for info on SKYKING
youtu.be/k4mkSCVZ0Ec?t=1005

Most of the country has started school already, it's pretty much just the northeast us, Ontario and Quebec, that start in September. Also, you can thank the retards that got all hyped over the "CNN meme war" for bringing pol to the attention of bored edgy kids.

TRUMP: NOT RULING OUT MILITARY OPTION ON VENEZUELA

This is from a transcribed version of a DPRK (North Korea) news broadcast "Voice of Korea" - vok.rep.kp

The US Imperialist war mongers sent 2 B-1b nuclear strategic bombers newly reinforced on the Guam island to the sky of South Korea and escorted by the fighter bombers of the South Korean air-force conducted a drill for striking strategical objects of the DPRK at the ??? shooting range kicking up a woe frenzy;
The seriousness of the situation is that the nuclear strategic bombers flew into the sky of South Korea stealthily like an ally cat; synchronizing with a dangerous outburst made by the high ranking bosses of the US Trump administration that they would not rule out a preventive war, not content with their open talk about military attack on the DPRK.
It shows that the USA Imperialist war mongers are making vicious efforts to mount a sudden attack on the strategical objects of the DPRK at any time. When the military movements of the US Imperialist aggressive forces are at a dangerous stage the nuclear strategic bombers fly to the sky of Korean peninsula it more ??? shows that the US Imperialists are the nuclear war maniacs running wild to suffocate the DPRK with nukes.
The reckless provocative act of the US Imperialist war mongers are nothing but the last ditched bluff of those frightened by the powerful strength of the DPRK which as been greatly strengthened and developed. Even after the announcement of the DPRK government which rejected the UN security council resolution on sanctions against the DPRK that they fabricated.
The US Imperialists do not come to their senses as yet, but try to frighten us by shipping the formation of the nuclear strategic bombers into South Korea but it only double the will of the Korean army and people to settle the accounts with these US imperialists, the US imperialists must clearly know that either a preventative attack or preventive war will end with their final ruin.

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