GROUND IS DEFORMING GROUND IS DEFORMING GROUND IS DEFORMING GROUND IS DEFORMING oh fuck
See how the ground has deformed around the Yellowstone supervolcano, as experts reveal it's now been hit by over 1,500 earthquakes this summer
dailymail.co.uk
Yellowstone's Supervolcano Is Literally Changing Shape - But Why?
iflscience.com
OP is deformed.
c'mon kim this is your shot
your one opportunity to destroy the world
geologist here, nothing is happening.
most of those 1,500 earthquakes aren't a big deal at all.
LITERALLY
>geologist here, nothing is happening.
Thank you.
OMG guys OVER 3000 quakes hit it in 3 months in 1985! Remember when it blew then?!?!?!?
There isn't enough material over the chamber to create pressures high enough for a large exlposion this time. The worst that will happen is a very large lava flow, which is bad, but not earth changing
Fuck off
It's only really bad for the park, lava flows don't really leave the park boundaries.
America invades the norks, China invades India, Saidi Arabia invades Qatar and Yellowstone erupts all over the next week
that goes without saying, but has anyone ever noticed that all these article preface all this bizarreness with 'It will not happen blah blah blah 1 in a 700,000 chance' or somfink -
bottonline Sup Forumsacks we could be caught between a crazy chinaman/mongolkhan wannabe and a volcano. Bloody exciting times, I am a little more nervous about the fatboy though, maybe.
Yellowstone threads are extra comfy
>USA would get EMP attacked immediately following a Yellowstone eruption
Stop falling for clickbait.
Of its large enough of a flow it could, but there isn't going to be a big boom lol
the russians hacked our geysers
marine biologist here, IT'S ABSOLUTELY FUCKING HAPPENING
As usual OP is a faggot
Sandwich artist here, can also confirm
op is gay
I said this same exact thing on another thread and then someone called me a nigger.
:(
geo-political analyst
Day of the grill
There was at least 10 Earthquakes in Yellowstone in the past month... I have been watching it on
earthquaketrack.com
So that info is not real.
Also to keep the masses calm they would not report if Yelowstone was unstable.
Geologist terraformer here. Shit is happening folks.
No, fake news.
Yes please.
these earthquake swarms are clearly partisan
For those unaware where the vocano is... Oh right at the earthquake location
oooo
checedk
Why don't they just drill some holes into it to releive the pressure?
>thank you subway
Please happen. I want commiefornia to be buried under a foot of ash.
The dinosaurs were all "chill out, it's only a 1 in a bazillion chance it'll go off" and now they're filling my petrol tank.
All the geysers at Yellowstone are constantly relieving pressure so it never reaches that tipping point. You're just addicted to happenings.
>While it may seem alarming, the experts say this behaviour is common, and the locations are so far exhibiting minimal changes this month.
>'Behavior is similar to the past several months,’ USGS notes in a monthly update released last week.
>‘Current deformation patterns at Yellowstone remain within historical norms.’
Fucking nothing, the thread.
I'm sure Earthquaketrack.com provides super accurate data. They're real professionals unlike the amateurs at Nasa and the University of Utah that operate an Nationwide array of seismographs and satelites. Sorry can't trust those .gov sites.
>All the geysers at Yellowstone are constantly relieving pressure so it never reaches that tipping point. You're just addicted to happenings.
But it has reached that tipping point in the past, why do you think it won't happen again? It's overdue to erupt.
...
yes - we are going to be recycled too. I hope I am useful in our fossil fuel stage.
kek
This is also a meme.
We're 640k years from the last, and eruption cycles are 600-700k. While this puts us in the area for another eruption it doesn't mean we're overdue. Overdue would be sitting at 700k with still no eruption.
Ah okay, thanks for clarifying. That's a little more comforting.
Guys, I don't believe in science but I'm asking you scientists now in our darkest hours: is it possible Yellowstone is turning sideways to aim it's load at the East Coast while sparing Commiefornia? Will I die while faggots survive like gay cockroaches?
FUCK i've been discovered
Trusting govt websites not to lie to the public,for public safety...
>in wyoming
Literally nothing is happening but buttfuck bikers and tourists here for Nowoodstock and the eclipse
>That's a little more comforting.
It's DUE, thought not OVER due. It's basically time to turn in one of your 4th grade book reports and it's 30 minutes 'till class, but you haven't even started.
Does that make you feel better?
Do eclipses cause earthquakes and or eruptions Sup Forums?
Suposedly it increases the chance by X3
However the science comunity is 50/50 on it
AND this too
GRAVITATIONAL PULL
...
CAN
CONFIRM
JUST A SAW A YELLOWSTONE FLY OVER MY HOUSE
ITS HAPPENING
North Korea is causing a nuclear rukus and you are pitching yellowstone. Rethink your life
Major eruptions happen every 700,000 years on average. The last one was 640,000 years ago. If the average lifespan of a human is 75 years, then the chance of a baby, born today, seeing a major eruption is 0.01%
fucking rekt
However,
were all gonna die
check 3m
>3m
you mean the duct tape company?
im not telling you shit retard, that post was for people who know what "3M990F54" is
Kek
>muh exclusive secret club
damn you act like a child
let me guess, no stinky girls allowed?
exactly
why? are you a roastie? offended? gonna cri a fuckin river?
>being this desperate for getting a rise out of someone
i hope you get to a better place soon user
>better place
>niggers
choose 1
If NK finds a way to trigger Yellowstone that would be fuckin legendary.. then they can EMP the areas not covered by ash and boom..bye USA
If North Korea sent a "Big nuke" towards the US, it would be countered easy... However, the "Big nuke" can be a decoy for an even smaller nuke, not even a nuke, but something devastating enough to crack open the caldera, so to speak.
So yea, they could fuck us up in North America pretty bad.
>Once again, let’s get this out of the way right at the start: Yellowstone supervolcano is not about to catastrophically erupt. If it did, it would likely be a very limited lava flow which would probably kill a total of zero people.
From your own damn article, as per usually, op is full of shit.
no yellow stone is the media smoke screen for if america gets nuked because it cant retaliate. when obama used a moab on guam a ally of the united states some things happened
the united states had already got into some trouble and then it got worse and obama tried to start a war with the rest of the world to stay in power.
this leads to the military stripping its hardware down or selling it off. as it stands the american government wont retaliate if struck because of what had happened under obama and the fact americas military isnt rebuilt enough yet
This is how it started with Mt. St. Helens
what is a yellowstone and why on earth should i care
Space cadet here. Did you all miss that fucking asteroid that passed between earth and the moon?
We gotta save the animals !!!!
climate scientist here, its definitely happening, unless you vote for hillary