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maybe the nips are our greatest ally

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Japan and the US have both deployed destroyers equipped with the Aegis ballistic missile defence system, using SM-3 Block 1A and 1B interceptors, in the Sea of Japan to target short and intermediate-range ballistic missiles. The weapon is intended to destroy offensive missiles in the middle stage of their course.

The system is backed up on land by the Patriot PAC-3 anti-missile system, which has been deployed at Japanese and US military facilities around Japan, as well as in the grounds of the Defence Ministry in Tokyo. The Patriot is designed to eliminate inbound missiles in their final phase.

BREAKING::Japanese battleship spotted heading towards North Korea

Yes. Just keep your dyed hair dykes away from our borders.

They really are. It's part of the old Japanese culture to honor a worthy adversary.

Wow that article is really poorly written. Reminds me of a high school newspaper

I didn't see numbers in the article, what exactly did the nips send?

Are they, dare I say, /ourgooks/ ?

I would imagine they'd show support because they don't want to get nuked by NK.

Pretty sure Abe is just looking for excuses to go to war and militarise Japan

We will always side with our burger allies and based trump
Probably our helicopter """ destroyers""" as usual

advance copies of the latest evangelion movie

holy shit that site is pathetic
fake news is real

Honourable Japan!

In actuality though this is probably important to them because if Guam gets attacked that puts Japan at risk. Still, Japan is our greatest ally along with Poland.

No worries. We're sending them to North Korea

Is that Battlefield 1942?

New , more clear, pictures taken by spotter planes emerge

t.Lee ching ping long mainlander
And (((who))) is exactly threatening the neighboring countries by sending warships to the senkaku, Spratly and Paracel islands huh? And we are somehow the ones wanting to go to war?

We'll lure them away with low-tier trash like Naruto so we can dine upon the most patrician of delicacies in our shared empire.

Two gundam giant robots that were used before to figth a crustaceous rex and gezora

Abe plans to kill two birds with one stone

do you japs still hate the chinks?

Season 3 of Spice and Wolf.

Japs are not gooks, they are honorary Aryans.

the refugees are still welcomed though, right?

Of course they will. North Korea first target is japan coast

yeah

Guided missile cruisers with the aegis system. Kim's ballistic missiles wouldn't reach anywhere close to Guam if they were to intercept one.

Cool your tits, were aware China's the biggest queer in the room. We're saying Abe wants a reason to rearm you guys and the Norks might be it.

>Japan sends surprise to US fleet

OH GOD NOT AGAIN

Of course they do

How many cruisers? One? Ten?

To war it is then. The price is paid, the contract signed, for Holo we shall ride.

Heh

Kekked and checked.

What so he can militarize and shit his pants at the same time?

underrated

fug

>P...prease don't ruke us Trump

Everybody hates the chinks. They turned Vietnam into one of the most pro-American countries in Asia ffs.

You wanna try that again leaf, or are you going to have a stroke mid post again?

kek

>Ah Mista Trump is going to let us kill gooks again
>We luv Mista Trump

fucking kek

>worldnewspolitics.com/2017/08/10/japan-sends-surprise-us-fleet-massive-show-support-president-trump/

>I didn't see numbers in the article, what exactly did the nips send?

Bulgaria dont do reading less than 140 chars?

The Japs activated their missile defense system to protect Guam, you lazy twat.

Today, August 12, 2017 a date which will live in infamy. The United States of America was suddenly and deliberately surprised by naval and air forces of the Empire of Japan.

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It says they SENT something you illiterate inbreed. Apparently aegis cruisers. I want to know the exact number of ships which is NOT in the article.

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had an audible chuckle

Bulgaria dont do google? Wait for Best Koren poetry board to spoon feed it to you... you are still a lazy schmuck

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>get killed by americans in wars
>have greatgrandparents suicide to kill americans
>get nuked by americans
>get cancer because of americans
>have your country cucked by americans
>go out of your way to bend over a little more
How fucking gutless can gooks be? I'm astonished by that dispray of weakness. They wave their tails like little dogs, right after their owner pours boiling water on them. Guess the lack of souls, emotional range or whatever comes out in many ways.

Remember who your true ally is, Americans

Nip bants are best bants

Damn that series had such a great potential and turned to fanservice shit in notime

PS4's

>RejeW
>jeW
I'm not clicking on that kike. Nice try.

Charge the Wave Motion Gun, target Pyongyang !

Based Gemini

While you get cucked by Flies and Mosquitos and a daily basis. Zero it was for the US, Zika it is for you monkeys.

>turned Vietnam into one of the most pro-American countries in Asia

Literally the funniest thing

Nice!

You are doomed Starforce.

pic related should explain everything

Someone post the screencap from I think /k/ that led to "the bombs, they do nothing"

doesnt work without the rest of the comic

Japanese battleships put on cultural sound festival in solidarity with US Navy!

3 if I'm not mistaken.

>english teacher
>"""our""" borders
>english teacher
>""""""our""""""destroyers

I hope it's not like the last surprise they gave our fleet

Hey, he might not be an English teacher
He might be someone stationed at a US base

I would trade nuclear hellfire for this

Hory shit. The Japs are pulling their weight.
That's nice of them.

Who would win?

Yamato, Musashi, Kongou, Haruna, Kirishima, Hiei and a Fuso for good measure

or

Izumo and 2 SDF DD escorts

How do I get a conservative japanese girlfriend who will cook and clean and go on hiking outdoors trips with me?

All we have here in my state are hmongs that emulate thug culture, by the tens of thousands.

A live look at the deployed Japanese battleship

>should it
What the fuck is this?

>intended
>designed

Has any of these defence systems actually been tested in the real world yet? What's the success rate?

Now we just need South Korea to get their shit together

>when will i see the first mecha

Wow 2 nations that have genocided koreans ally to genocide more koreans who would have thought

Totaly worth nuking Best Korea, sorry Kim.

* get an education in a field that is in demand
* spend a decade learning the language and culture
* move to Japan by beating the locals at getting a good job there
* realize that since you're white, you will be treated as a tourist regardless

My cousin's experience. He teaches Roman law in Kyoto. He's happy with it anyway... but ended up marrying an Italian, who couldn't get a visa so they see each other 3 weeks a year. And no he's too Catholic to sleep around.

Live footage.

>defending dictators

>Read the coment
Ehh just some stupid shit
>See quads
LAUGH MY ASS OF.

I love how they all have fair skin.

they bring the tactics and zerg rush

>analysts concluded that the likelihood of Aegis destroyers downing an ICBM test or offensive launch is "limited, if not improbable".

>"In fact, the probability that the North Korean ICBM test will fail on its own is significantly higher than the probability of success".

Nuke is going to "accidentally" fall on Japan.

"Massive" show of Japanese naval power is something I'm pretty sure the US are not all that thrilled about.

> * spend a decade learning the language and culture

Welp I ain't got time for that... looks like I'll be forever with shit women until ww3 blooms into physical warfare and all the spoiled useless women commit suicide in masses.

Impossible. First of all, if she's conservative, she isn't gonna want a white boy.

Second, Japanese women are way, way more likely to have jobs than white women, so there is no chance she will be a housewife.

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I thought Izumo isn't for attacking?

Well said, mega Satan