Syria General /sg/ - Mad Gainz Edition

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>SE Sy Aug 10
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>Raqqa/CS Aug 9
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>E Ghouta Aug 8
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>Central Sy Aug 8
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>E Homs Aug 7
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>Arsal Aug 3
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>DeZ Jul 31
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Developments Aug 12
*SAA land 21km behind IS lines near Homs-Raqqa border, capture Khirbet Makman & Al-Qadir
>DeZ: SAA stops new IS attack in Al-Baghiliyah District, N DeZ, killing 20
*E Ghouta: SAA captures Al-Manasher Roundabout & Al-Arab Neighborhood in Jobar
>HTS attempts to attack SAA on Castillo Highway but are spotted & stopped near Mallah Farms
*SAA fully liberates Al-Sukhnah, cleared of mines & IED's
>UN: 600k displaced Syrians returned home, 67% to Aleppo gov
>IS suicide bomber kills 25 JaI fighters in Daraa
>IS assaults Iranian base in east Homs, no survivors
>IS captures 3 SAA soldiers, kills 7 in S Raqqa CS
*Syrian opposition government runs out of money
>7 White Helmets killed in Idlib province by unknown armed men
*China: “We will prevent a North Korea regime change”
>Philippine Def Min: A month or two needed to liberate Marawi City
>IS overruns two bases in N Iraq
>Houthi forces attack Saudi Coalition warship off Yemeni coast
>4 UAE soldiers die in helicopter crash in Yemen
>Afghanistan: Taliban seizes Jani Khel District in Paktia, claims killing of 4 US soldiers in Parwan

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First for GAS GA GAS

dickbutt

oh boy a fresh bread I can shitpost in, what a time to not go to sleep

Which will you choose?

>be at the airport
>go towards my plane in order to take my flight
>suddenly this man appears in front of me
>he points at me and says "You are cute. I want you to be in my place in five minitues"
>pic related
>once he says that he heads with an incredibly high speed towards the interior of the airport to stop Ahmed from detonating himself
>he succeeds in doing so and as a result saves the lives of six gorillion children and women
>almost instantly a weird man with a tall neck comes with his personal attack helicopter and barrel bombs all the innocent children and women , leaving none of them alive
>i have only two minitues left to go to his place
>if i do however i will lose my flight

what do???

First for #NukeIsrael

Assad, always

xth for pic related

SOON

Assad always wins so you know the answer

Am I the only person who's thinking ''What is Chris-chan doing right now?''

Sky of the Tiger.

Don't ignore me >:(

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yes

I honestly think that the west will look more fragmented before the road even connects

the protovols of Zion say "even if the mob gets an intelligent leadr he wont undersand politics"

Once this gap closes, ISIS will be cut in half

They don't even have to invade the ones in the mountains, they can just starve them out

do you ever sleep?

Get in Suheil's sex dungeon of course

>sleeping

Fucking amateur betas

I was lying the entire time

do we have any info whatsoever about ISIS supply lines?
To estimate how big the impact would actually be

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do you have to ask?

but morpheus said neo is the one....? are you telling me he was lying?

Oh I wish I were in the land of cotton
Old times there are not forgotten
look away, look away,
look away, Dixieland

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Das a big pocket.

For you

it's not night

just when i thought losing your virginity to prositutes was bad,wew that's pretty messed up
but that's not you tho

>White Helmet, who cried during the rescue of a baby last year, was assassinated along with 6 colleagues by an unknown gang in Idlib today.

twitter.com/cjwerleman/status/896366397386743810

but what if neo was controlled opposition?

great, now everytime I see someone with a baguette I'll imagine that it can also work as an emergency fleshlight

such is the life in Idlibstan

>SDF need 4 months to liberate Raqqa

That is literally enough time for SAA to take everything west of DeZ and some of the East too. Wonder what step 2 for the SDF will be after Raqqa is captured.

SAA should at least have matching uniforms for the sky of the Tiger operation
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nighty night /sg/

>losing your virginity to prositutes
don't talk to me or my bread again you fucking sicko

negotiations for Kurdistan or whatever comes close to it, duh.
For the non-Kurds fighting rest of ISIS should any be left or going home to their countries

but neo took the red pill....
here watch the historic document, heretic
youtube.com/watch?v=zQ1_IbFFbzA

This region
Syrian "Kurdistan" is impossible to establish because of how ethnically diverse it is

youtu.be/J3Hs7sY1Nww

The news is now giving Trump shit for blaming both sides equally and my dad is ranting about "stupid liberal bullshit"

Maybe he can be redpilled after all.

they will surely go for
>something
that's why I said
>or whatever comes close

we are dealing with soulless obsessive repetitive droids that record everything they do. But neo only pretends to... swallow

Really?
John AYLMAOorola from TYT even admitted that Trumps tweets don't sound too bad on face value.
From an outside view I can't really blame anything on Trump for this incident; one can even say he actually behaves
>muh presidential

i have a friend that told us for quite some time that he lost his virginity to a prostitute but he actually lost it to a girl that is uhm... im not sure "girl" or even human is the correct term for that thing
lost mine to half flip when i was 15, can be considered as bad tbqh
what a waste of good food
>who cried during the rescue of a baby last year
Ah yes, that is so important that it deserves a mention

Trump could find a cure for cancer on the media would be like "wtf I love cancer now"

If it wasn't for his middle eastern policies I'd probably like Trump a lot more. I do like his domestic policies.

hahahaahahahahahaha

And the media*

>lost mine to half flip
>racemixer
youtube.com/watch?v=jR1x6LL4rwg

>I do like his domestic policies.
How are those tax reforms going? that sounded bretty gud
perhaps it might inspire some of our politicians if it goes well

reminder

Salam aleykoum brothers.
How are you doing on this fine day ?

but that's just the usual partisan hackery.
I really hate that it's freaking hard to find actual objective analysis on policies. I don't care for your party bickering, because I can't vote anyways, but I'd like some comment wether a given behaviour is normal, weird, good, bad.
I don't want to watch a pundit and know in advance what he thinks about a topic just because a certain person did it, that's just sooo annoyingly retarded.

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Don't think they've really gone into effect yet. I was thinking more about the immigration policies and the (attempts) at the refugee ban

delet this

Assad will just gas and/or barrel bomb them

Well to be honest at one point they will have to choose between being northern syria or "western Kurdistan"
They basically flip flop based on wether they are talking to Kurdish supporters or Arab/Assyrian allies

Srsly if you see how insane the people are threaded in terms of media coverage, school system, food, society issues(muh lgbt and stuff) and other stuff i think there are actually pretty low number of random chimpouts/happenings, it should be higher actually.
Here in europe the situation is not much better some thinks are not that bad but are going in the same direction. In a couble of years we have the same lvl of bullshit here

so you mean zion is part of the matrix and neo never left it.... so the book is just another layer of the lie to deviate us from reality?

Yeah it annoys me when the news is like "we have Democratic/Republican Senator so-and-so here, Senator what do you think?"

And you already know what he/she's going to say

I asked earlier, but no one answered

it two fingers for 'twice', or 'both holes'?
or maybe both fingers..?

The tax returns aren't even being talked about in DC right now. We'll have to wait and see after congress comes back

>not a Saddam Hussein worshipper
Gay as fuck

Im saying the oly way to be sure is by #NukeIsrael

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Yeah no, I forgive actual politicians for doing so, that's literally what they are supposed to do. Won't make them stand out or anything but that's how politics works.

Commentators on the other hand who make themselves dumber just to pander to a perceived audience is what jiggles my jelly. That's just entertainment at that point and not actual political analysis

>that vid
lmao
>implying you don't just want to get your first time over with as soon as possible when you're that age
truly 30 forgettable seconds
>137 aircraft escaped to iran
majoosi magic

>mfw nigel cucked out on the nazi happenings in america today

ah, it's answered

>DP

>truly 30 forgettable seconds
are you actively trying to sound even more degenerate at each reply ?

reminded me of brittish jewish "comedy" man as soon as i saw that tweet

Daily reminder that Russia loves the South, the Confederates and racist country music too.

What's the hurry? Get taxes done in next 3 years, start building wall and don't fugging start another war or "intervention"
That's it with the Trump program, isn't it?
The rest of the time he can be corrupt and trigger democrats/liberals/progressives or whatever. Healthcare was a fail, but whatevs he tried.

But let me tell you, should Trump start a war with Iran I'll be the first one to shit on Trump from that point

ok... don't think anything new will come up in the next few hours and i am sorry for the shitposting...

going to bed now...

youtube.com/watch?v=2lK4LrD8Ii4

tomorrow will be interesting though.

honestly they went for Raqqa pretty much to please their American paymasters, once its liberated they'll basically turtle (unless Erdogan spergs out) and wait to get concessions from Assad before rejoining.
The Northern border of Syria that was their home base will probably wind up being a Kurdish autonomous zone, while they'll probably push for concessions in terms of governance in the Arab areas like Raqqa
>implying he wasn't the smart one
any "mainstream" alt right member realizes they'll be tarred and feathered to hell and back if they don't run like hell from that shitshow

Self defence genocide

>inb4 establishment blocks it for the sake of being anti trump
I don't know when exactly it happened but I stopped caring a long time ago

>But let me tell you, should Trump start a war with Iran I'll be the first one to shit on Trump from that point
hold on
so you're ok with the airbase bombings and the support of SDF and the arms deal to KSA and the russia sanctions and the fact that he acted like the greatest goy in his israel visit ?
captcha road stop

russia must say the same thing about the other side, play them off against each other. twice the wins

Erdog is more bark than bite. Though don't underestimate him, should he perceive a chance to shit on Kurds he will take it

hey Mark Dice is CIA right?

Link?

Not in the slightest, but Iran is on a whole other level.
Airstrikes changed me from being sympathetic to disdain and mostly ignore, Iran would make me go full shitflinging

youtube.com/watch?v=Tdq74Q9ROn0

We won this one though, ptg one hasnt been uploaded

Hey guys, go to pix*lcanvas and go to coordinates
-2025,-3005 to check some beautiful pieces of art.

Our anime bikini babes will swim in the Euphrates soon, gentlemen!

do more game/songs/anime covers

>with /sg/ logo

estimates on each sides strength in e. ghouta pocket?
i remember raqqa has something like 1k isis left, or is it 5k ?

without a doubt, and frankly his best shot is to attack now while the Kurds are focused near Raqqa, once its liberated they'll no doubt fortify their Turkish border. That said I'll never underestimate his capacity to sperg out at the mere thought of another autonomous kurdish zone

it depends how/wether you count "civilians"

Erdog actually became a favourite of mine, solely on the entertainment level

>That said I'll never underestimate his capacity to sperg out at the mere thought of another autonomous kurdish zone
I don't underestimate his sperging capacities
But don't underestimate his abilities to get absolutely cucked either

>establishment being establishment
You know they will

Requesting pics of Hassan and his twink.

For reasons

Who would win?

>40,000 well fed soldiers supplied and trained by the worlds largest superpower

or

>a 5000 man starving ragtag team of religious zealots

this one? or have I missed some more recent tiger conquests

What was he actually meant to do
A: Comment on it like Trump to make the media twist his words
B: Comment positively on it and have his entire political career ruined
C: Ignore it and nothing happens

>LOL militants in 'Arsal are refusing to leave because they do not want to leave on green buses....they want to leave in cars.

twitter.com/leithfadel/status/896518655307067392

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*Breaths in
HAHAHAHAH-
wait a sec
>cars
Considering what happened in Charlottesville do the "moderates" have something planned?

Absolutely