Bitcoin is $4000 and you guys are here talking about some car running over people...

Bitcoin is $4000 and you guys are here talking about some car running over people? People get run over every fucking day, but Bitcoin is a once in a lifetime deal. Drop whatever shit you're doing and come to /biz/.

don't invite the normalfags into it
enjoy your gains in secret, let Sup Forums masturbate over interracial porn and do fuck all for their beloved civilization

Pff it'll never go over $1, I'm not buying into this shit.

>telling people about crypto

fuck off /biz/ i havent accumulated enough yet

>mfw I heard a story about this newfangled "cryptocurrency" when it was $20/coin

I cannot complete the seppuku, Senpai, do what you need to.

jesus I keep telling myself it will crash again but it keeps fucking doubling

there are literally dozens of opportunities to invest in crypto over the last few years that would have put me in a position to retire by now and i missed them all.

It always feels like as soon as you go in something devastating will happen

how does one invest in this

I mean let me get it straight, everyone was freaking out that bitcoin was going to crash because it was going to fork or something... then it forked and it doubled... and everyone that had bit coin also got $700 in new bitcoin cash? what the fuuuuuck

how would I use it? If I bought some using USD could I then use the bitcoin to buy a house? buy food? get my car repaired? see a doctor or is it just to buy drugs off the darkweb?

If I go to a Bank and say I have these cool bitcoin thingys can I have some USD's to buy some food? will they laugh at me?

Bancor is literally unstoppable.

I wish I got into it when I could, years ago. Now is too late.

You can sell them from USDT, fly to southeast Asia and exchange your USDT for USD.

the top must be in

Wait for the next dip. I cashed out today and am just holding fiat for a little and buying back in when it dips again. Don't be a retard that buys in at the ATH.

You would have said the same at $1000. Or $2000. Or $3000. With Bitcoin the best time to buy is NOW.

>tfw was 17k up on 10k
>got scared + weak hands during the recent shake out, sold some shit coin positions
>now made some back and only $7.5k up on $10k
whatever. It's money I wouldn't have had otherwise.

I don't have money now. I'd when bitcoin was fucking cheap, though.

i have 0.2 of a bitcoin. my goal is to have 1 bitcoin by the end of the year.

then in 2025 when bitcoin is worth $500,000 per coin and rising, i will rejoice.

What's with neets and monopoly money?

there will only be One True Crypto and it will be #Bancor because they have a Slay Queen Slay...it's fuckin over for BTC my /biz/nigga...Jews always win.

>monopoly money
Oh God. Please fucking kys

You can buy fractional amounts, you don't have to get a whole bitcoin at $4000. Even $20 worth now could grow pretty big someday.

>thinking /biz/ has more bitcoin than Sup Forums
they laughed at ancaps for years. and they'll still do it.

How does one get into the whole bitcoin deal?

they need you to keep buying it so it doesnt crash

no one has made money off this scam fuck off shill

since any money you like doesnt have byzantine fault tolerance
now you are the monopoly money

I barely have anough money to buy ramen what the fuck do I do

Fuck off fag.Your bullshit money is about to crash yet again and you cunts are on every board trying to dump your coins.

But the fucking Chinise already own most of it.

You are only makin' chinks richer.

You can sell them for cash though.

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The price of bitcoin is rising in part to to the devaluation of the dollar in comparison, as well as the dollar about to lose global reserve status.

Be really good at computers or ill hack all your shits in your sleep

Bitcoin is stupid and should not be purchased now or ever. Cryptocurrency in general does have a lot of promise though.

Download blockfolio. That fucking easy. If you buy right now you'll be sorry though.

I meant coinbase. But also download blockfolio.

>tfw system admin for a major college when buttcoin first was a thing
>Tfw reading up on mining buttcoin with plan on using college serve to do dirty work
>Tfw attention was drawn away by pussy and forgot all about it

Yet again woman ruined the lives of men.

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This is the real white resistance

I've seen someone purchase a penthouse in NYC with BTC, faggot.

Die slowly

Taking your meaningless paper currency and buying a meaningless digital currency... Seems legit

>tfw bought thousands of btc in college
>Forgot I had it until this year
What do I even do with this shit?

>not a pyramid

chink shill pls go

Sell to fiat or hold.

Who is this? He better be rich as fuck because he also has to pay taxes on that penthouse which is more than what most people make a year here.

Transfer it to me

Go to whatever exchange you bought them on and sell them then buy more when it dips again or just buy a house. Also pray that whatever exchange you used didn't liquidate them years ago because you didn't pay some bullshit fees.

What about Blockchain?

Def sell it now

Do your research on the hard fork that happened two weeks ago
The "winning" bitcoin is based on the old code and will be unable to grow in the future

I would sell that shit depending on how much you have.

If that's true, then you going to college was 100% unnecessary.

That chink is lying to keep the ponzi scheme going.

Not at liberty to say.

What's the best way to get bitcoin please help am retarded poorfag

Please be detailed so I can hop on the last train to Lambo land

>years ago
nigger, 4 months ago it was $1500 a coin. You missed it then, not in the distant past.

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You can buy small amounts of BTC.

What do you think the chances are of Bitcoin dropping back down to $3000ish?

I sold mine (B$1.5) at $3100 with the anticipation that I'd buy again once it was under $3K because it had been hovering around $2500 for several weeks. I could still buy back in at $4000 right now and turn a profit, but I'd like to avoid losing the gains I had.

Why would you just go and lie on the internet like that?

But if not, feed me

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This. It's literally a ponzi scheme, ask ANYONE how any of it works and they won't tell you shit.

That's not how that works. When bitcoin is 500000 you still have .2 bitcoin

Monero is also a great crypto with strong community, backed by peer-reviewed cryptography

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I work in the industry. I can explain to you very simply exactly how it works if you aren't going to be a faggot about it.

He means he's going to buy more until he has 1BTC, friend.

It was a deal at $40

>Tfw bean posters
>tfw made 4x on DGB and sold before the crash
HEHEHEHEHE.

0%

I'm listening

The saddest thing is that while Sup Forums is concerned about race wars and happenings, the most powerful thing we could all possibly do to bring down this degenerate modern world is push for the global adoption of crypto.

There is no more bigger threat to the system than decentralized currency and most of Sup Forums is completely oblivious.

Read pic related, tell your family and get yourself some crypto.

www.coinbase.com

>$10 BTC, I missed the boat
>$100 BTC, I missed the boat
>$1000 BTC, I missed the boat
>$4000 BTC, I missed the boat
YOU ARE HERE
>$10000 BTC, I missed the boat
>$100000 BTC, I missed the boat
>$1000000 BTC, I missed the boat

This.

Would it be smarter to wait for it to wait for a crash or buy now? I literally only have like $100 I can spend and not starve this month

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Why?

JUST GET IN AND HOLD ON FOR DEAR LIFE

Are there bitcoin ETFs?

As of right now it's up 302.55%

High. Literally after the first dip of 5% or more which could happen tomorrow people are going to sell like crazy because they're going to be afraid that it's going to crash again and they're going to cause it crash again. Then it will rebound again.

That's since the last six months

kek

BTC only value is you retards coming here and shilling this idea.

dont listen, anythings possible.

all you have to do is WAIT for the next dip, i dont know when or much it will be but you'll know when it happens. wait a week when it does so thats it bottomed out and then buy in.

This. I literally traded 100k in stocks, bonds, fiat, and went /AllIn/ on cryptos. Fuck the system. I am practicing what I preach.

I'm not interested in buying drugs over the internet or online gambling, so I have no use for bitcoin

>cryto shills still think Sup Forums is going to fall for the cryto coin meme
fucking keeeek

This. Buying every dip is literally free money,

1. It functions as an immutable record of who owns what. Gold held this "gold standard" spot until the govs tricked everyone and gave them paper. You can literally memorize your 12 word personal "seed" and walk around with $100 million in your head if you were inclined to do so. No more scared people, no more banks, no more centralized control of the money, means no more authoritarian commie/nazi faggots fucking everything up.

2. It is also a "hashing" (digital fingerprinting) system for anything and everything. If you need the implications for this i will spell them out to you in another post.

you fucking retards are buying into worthless ponzi scheme bullshit

The world will NEVER accept Bitcoin as a currency, and once the fad dies out your holdings will be completely worthless

>mfw i heard about it when it was sub 50c and I blew it off as a gimmick that would never amount to anythign

JUST

WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T I BUY THIS ON THE DIP WHEN IT HIT 2500. I KNEW IT WOULD COME BACK UP, BUT DIDN'T BUY.

FUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKK

How about using it for your savings so you aren't a broke faggot holding paper in 15 years.

tfw 3 weeks ago
>$2500?? crash is surely right around the corner

Fuck off, loser

>non existing money
you people will never get this shit rolled out to real people besides fucking chinks
because chinks are fucking stupid

Problem is, let's say i have 2 grand in bitcoins.

How do i turn that into actual money in my bank account? No one answered that question, so i didn't buy any.