Alexandria wants your help in renaming Jeff Davis Highway

Apparently the name Jefferson Davis Highway is too triggering for this liberal city. For those who dont know, Jefferson Finis Davis was an American politician who served as the President of the Confederate States from 1861 to 1865 according to Wikipedia.

You can suggest names here:

survey.alexandriava.gov/s3/Jefferson-Davis-Highway-Renaming

Post name recommendations.

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Ben Garrison Highway

Titty Skittle Expressway

Bump

Adolf Hit. Highway

Dindu drive

The Dick Slapperman Speedway

cant be done, VA law (Dillions Rule) holds that cities/counties only have powers specifically given to them by the state, which is opposite most other states. Changing the name of an interstate highway isnt allowed, facts aside whatever makes libs "feel" better.

George Rockwell Roadway
Heinrich Himmler Highway
Eva Braun Express

Virtue Signal Highway

Al Jolson Hwy

Hugh G. Rection Hwy

Killallwhites highway
whitesmustdie highway
hangwhites highway

seriously something like this.

Wyatt Mann highway

David Duke Drive.

Heather Heyer Highway

That'll be worth at least 30years of cringe

Rename Alexandria to Stalingrad or better yet Tel Aviv.

Dead Nigger Highway

Chained Blacks Highway

Planet of the Apes Highway

Literally re-writing history
From Google searches
To historic, non-political monuments

These fucking nigger faggots are trying to erase the history of this nation

They're quite lucky that only a handful of conservatives are violent for now

The feelings flyover
Antifast

Nick Gerz Highway

Roadie mcroadface
No step on snekway
The rainbow prick road
The im running out of ideas expressway

There's a road in my town that was called Lynching Tree Dr. Sometime during the 90s they decided it was too offensive, ripped out the tree and renamed the street "Legendary Lane".

Kek.

Adolf Hitler Highway for Peace and Tolerance

choose some leftist terrorist or a black cop killer

Martin Luther King Highway

>the lynching tree?
Do you or your neighbors have a truck stood on bricks in your yard? A pitbull on a chain or a neighbor called cletes or clive

Roady mc road face ave

bump

How about the George Orwell Highway.
The whole process of renaming it in the first place seems to be a tribute to his fiction.

>George Orwell Highway
This is the correct answer.

Love it, let's get this trending

Alexander the Great Hwy

This is my fav honestly. Shows a lot of truth behind the whole reason for this thread.

Defiantly should be the name if they're changing it

Highway of Traitors

Name it after a black person. Those always turn out ok.

Hang Em Highway

Malcom X Blvd. will ruin the city

Freedom Teabag

SHEEEEEEEITTT AYO GIMME DAT HUITE BOI Highway

Alt-Right Speedway

Kek

Mickey Mouse highway I think this will not trigger anybody in your civilisation of the eternal child.

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Should I write a program to spam them with suggestions?

My suggestions so far:

Buttsecks Highway

TonguePunch Fartbox Highway

Gushing Granny Highway

Okay, I put in George Orwell Highway.
Explanation was something about "literary genius" and a generic statement about erasing history.

Remember to pick the "I live in Alexandria, but not on Jeff Davis Highway" option. It's the most innocuous while still making your suggestion seem like it's from a resident.

This one is a favorite here so far

Butthurt Lib. Highway
Goebbels Highway
Adolf Hitler Highway
Verwoerd Highway
George Orwell Highway.

highway mchighway face

3edgy5me

where's your eagle? did they steal it from you?

I went with:
George Orwell Highway
Saint Jefferson Davis Highway
Donald Trump Highway

I think we have a consensus on the George Orwell highway.

We should do this one every time snowflakes try to rename something.

Barack Obama Expressway

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Roady McRoadface Highway of course.

Rober E. Lee Highway

Sam Hyde Highway
Ibn Mia Kaliffa Highway
Ben Garrison Highway
Robert E Lee Freeway
Michael Martin/ Travyon Brown Highway
Bixnoox Highway

My grave site is under 100' from his. Nigger lane

fuck niggers highway

new name
The Hwy formally known as Jeff Davis Hwy.

This is the best one. We really need to push this one as the one to vote for, as the other ones are a little bit too obvious and a lot less poignant.

Bump!

Alexandria is a shithole, worst city I've ever had the displeasure of riding a bike through. Build some shoulders you cunts, or at least get sidewalks.

shut up moot

Come on Adolf Hitler Strasse

bumping this shit. Come on anons let make some creative suggestions. I'm guessing we can also use incognito mode to vote multiple times, correct?

Using this

This is what everyone should vote for.

What do you write in the comments?

Richard b Spencer hwy
Robert e Lee hwy
leave it a!one you stupid fucks hwy

Butthurt Blvd

Should we also use a VPN? If there's a single non-libtard employed they'll filter out non-us votes

That would be a wise choice.

He did nothing wrong Highway

Shekels Highway

Burn this city of apes down Highway

Clifford Trahan Memorial Highway

youtube.com/watch?v=8q7Q4Y0yEH4

This
Straße*

I send Eighty Highway. reason some bullshit about being jewish lucky number

I recommended Captain John Smith, Edgar Allen Poe, and Andrew Jackson.

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Martin Shkreli road

or just make covfefe highway a quality shitpost

Virginia For Aids and Niggers Highway

The Boulevard of Broken Dreams

Reltih Floda highway

We need to make the suggestion seemingly harmless, but actually an anagram of something else.

For Adolf Hitler we have:

>Forth Allied Hwy
>Torah Filled Hwy
>Hill Of Trade Hwy

1111st Street

Guys. "Harambe" Highway.

White Men Engineered, Built And Paid For This Highway

Leave Egypt alone you fucking amerisharts.
How many countries do you need to destroy over stupid ameridiocy? You have no right to meddle with sovereign nations.
I hope the norks nuke your stupid fat asses.

Check them!

what do you think pol?

My contribution

Sheriff Clarence "Hello, niggers!" Strider Memorial Lyncherstate Whiteway

>Harambe highway
kek i hope they'll name it that way, a ture african hero

eichmann highway

It's happening goyim

kek, hill of trade is harmless

So the highway needs to be renamed, yet the city named after Alexander The Great (Alexandria) who was a slave owner gets to stay? Bit unfair don't you think?

Black Sun Highway