Apparently the name Jefferson Davis Highway is too triggering for this liberal city. For those who dont know, Jefferson Finis Davis was an American politician who served as the President of the Confederate States from 1861 to 1865 according to Wikipedia.
cant be done, VA law (Dillions Rule) holds that cities/counties only have powers specifically given to them by the state, which is opposite most other states. Changing the name of an interstate highway isnt allowed, facts aside whatever makes libs "feel" better.
Zachary Johnson
George Rockwell Roadway Heinrich Himmler Highway Eva Braun Express
Rename Alexandria to Stalingrad or better yet Tel Aviv.
Cooper Taylor
Dead Nigger Highway
Chained Blacks Highway
Planet of the Apes Highway
Luis Cooper
Literally re-writing history From Google searches To historic, non-political monuments
These fucking nigger faggots are trying to erase the history of this nation
They're quite lucky that only a handful of conservatives are violent for now
Lincoln Ortiz
The feelings flyover Antifast
Xavier Jones
Nick Gerz Highway
Julian Walker
Roadie mcroadface No step on snekway The rainbow prick road The im running out of ideas expressway
Isaiah Evans
There's a road in my town that was called Lynching Tree Dr. Sometime during the 90s they decided it was too offensive, ripped out the tree and renamed the street "Legendary Lane".
Kek.
Nolan Thompson
Adolf Hitler Highway for Peace and Tolerance
Connor Powell
choose some leftist terrorist or a black cop killer
Dylan Jenkins
Martin Luther King Highway
Joshua Diaz
>the lynching tree? Do you or your neighbors have a truck stood on bricks in your yard? A pitbull on a chain or a neighbor called cletes or clive
Nicholas Rogers
Roady mc road face ave
Xavier Allen
bump
Christopher Hughes
How about the George Orwell Highway. The whole process of renaming it in the first place seems to be a tribute to his fiction.
Jackson Clark
>George Orwell Highway This is the correct answer.
Hunter Morgan
Love it, let's get this trending
Ryan Nguyen
Alexander the Great Hwy
Jeremiah Hill
This is my fav honestly. Shows a lot of truth behind the whole reason for this thread.
Zachary Butler
Defiantly should be the name if they're changing it
Levi Wood
Highway of Traitors
Ayden Parker
Name it after a black person. Those always turn out ok.
Hudson Hall
Hang Em Highway
Henry Murphy
Malcom X Blvd. will ruin the city
Lucas Lee
Freedom Teabag
Christian Williams
SHEEEEEEEITTT AYO GIMME DAT HUITE BOI Highway
Charles Mitchell
Alt-Right Speedway
Ethan Bennett
Kek
Jose Jenkins
Mickey Mouse highway I think this will not trigger anybody in your civilisation of the eternal child.
Noah Collins
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Dominic Perez
Should I write a program to spam them with suggestions?
My suggestions so far:
Buttsecks Highway
TonguePunch Fartbox Highway
Gushing Granny Highway
Mason Rivera
Okay, I put in George Orwell Highway. Explanation was something about "literary genius" and a generic statement about erasing history.
Remember to pick the "I live in Alexandria, but not on Jeff Davis Highway" option. It's the most innocuous while still making your suggestion seem like it's from a resident.
Xavier Cox
This one is a favorite here so far
Wyatt Sullivan
Butthurt Lib. Highway Goebbels Highway Adolf Hitler Highway Verwoerd Highway George Orwell Highway.
Thomas Edwards
highway mchighway face
Angel Nguyen
3edgy5me
where's your eagle? did they steal it from you?
Isaac Johnson
I went with: George Orwell Highway Saint Jefferson Davis Highway Donald Trump Highway
Christian Ross
I think we have a consensus on the George Orwell highway.
Bentley Kelly
We should do this one every time snowflakes try to rename something.
Alexander Sullivan
Barack Obama Expressway
Cameron Johnson
...
Eli Nguyen
Roady McRoadface Highway of course.
Kevin Ward
Rober E. Lee Highway
Ian Barnes
Sam Hyde Highway Ibn Mia Kaliffa Highway Ben Garrison Highway Robert E Lee Freeway Michael Martin/ Travyon Brown Highway Bixnoox Highway
Tyler Rivera
My grave site is under 100' from his. Nigger lane
Owen Campbell
fuck niggers highway
Zachary Ward
new name The Hwy formally known as Jeff Davis Hwy.
Jeremiah Stewart
This is the best one. We really need to push this one as the one to vote for, as the other ones are a little bit too obvious and a lot less poignant.
Angel Morales
Bump!
Noah Wood
Alexandria is a shithole, worst city I've ever had the displeasure of riding a bike through. Build some shoulders you cunts, or at least get sidewalks.
Hunter Lee
shut up moot
Eli Gonzalez
Come on Adolf Hitler Strasse
Elijah Martin
bumping this shit. Come on anons let make some creative suggestions. I'm guessing we can also use incognito mode to vote multiple times, correct?
Using this
Anthony Powell
This is what everyone should vote for.
Henry Barnes
What do you write in the comments?
John Lopez
Richard b Spencer hwy Robert e Lee hwy leave it a!one you stupid fucks hwy
Noah Nguyen
Butthurt Blvd
John Roberts
Should we also use a VPN? If there's a single non-libtard employed they'll filter out non-us votes
I send Eighty Highway. reason some bullshit about being jewish lucky number
Caleb Sullivan
I recommended Captain John Smith, Edgar Allen Poe, and Andrew Jackson.
Logan Myers
...
Hudson Gray
Martin Shkreli road
Luke Bennett
or just make covfefe highway a quality shitpost
Jason Allen
Virginia For Aids and Niggers Highway
Lucas Ross
The Boulevard of Broken Dreams
Landon Watson
Reltih Floda highway
Jonathan Price
We need to make the suggestion seemingly harmless, but actually an anagram of something else.
For Adolf Hitler we have:
>Forth Allied Hwy >Torah Filled Hwy >Hill Of Trade Hwy
Carson Russell
1111st Street
Ryan Parker
Guys. "Harambe" Highway.
John Martin
White Men Engineered, Built And Paid For This Highway
Brayden Foster
Leave Egypt alone you fucking amerisharts. How many countries do you need to destroy over stupid ameridiocy? You have no right to meddle with sovereign nations. I hope the norks nuke your stupid fat asses.
Andrew Campbell
Check them!
Daniel Richardson
what do you think pol?
Evan Fisher
My contribution
Ethan Davis
Sheriff Clarence "Hello, niggers!" Strider Memorial Lyncherstate Whiteway
Anthony Howard
>Harambe highway kek i hope they'll name it that way, a ture african hero
Thomas Adams
eichmann highway
Brody Morris
It's happening goyim
Henry Baker
kek, hill of trade is harmless
Lucas Kelly
So the highway needs to be renamed, yet the city named after Alexander The Great (Alexandria) who was a slave owner gets to stay? Bit unfair don't you think?