I am a newfag who's been browsing Sup Forums for 8 months but I still haven't been able to completely map out what the...

I am a newfag who's been browsing Sup Forums for 8 months but I still haven't been able to completely map out what the fuck this site is about.

Do you mind briefing it?

>inb4: newfag, shitpost, leafposter

>Sup Forums is a simple image-based bulletin board where anyone can post comments and share images. There are boards dedicated to a variety of topics, from Japanese animation and culture to videogames, music, and photography. Users do not need to register an account before participating in the community. Feel free to click on a board below that interests you and jump right in!

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Free speech, Kek and doing it for the lulz.

Free speech
Say what you want, lie, larp. or get foreal

Just do you user

lurk more newfag
don't reply to shill threads

here all people of the world trying best to create a perfect post ever
like this

Hit "catalog" to view all the current threads on one page.

Hit "archive" to view a list of previous threads that you can no longer reply to.

In the form show in the image, fill in the "name" field to change your name from anonymous. In the "options" field, type "sage" in order to not bump a thread. "Bumping" a thread is the act of moving it up in the catalog. This moves the thread closer to the first page of threads, and keeps it from being archived, which is when you can no longer reply to a thread and it only appears in the archive.

Also, in the drop down list that says "geographic location," you can select an alternative flag so that people can't see what country you are posting from. However, please don't do this, as it is annoying. No one cares if you identify as a pirate.

why am i not surprised

it's all SHITPOSTING. 8 months and you haven't figured it out yet?

This. It's all fun and smiles here!

I am genuinely in love with Anne Frank. She was a beautiful, witty, and graceful young woman whose light was snuffed out far too early.

I frequently fantasize about being Peter van Pels hiding with her.

Oh god, just imagine deflowering that sweet girl on a lazy Amsterdam afternoon, lying and learn what each other's bodies were for.

Now imagine nine months later, she's got a massive bulging stomach from carrying your child inside of her and it seems like she’s gonna pop any moment now. Her popped belly button makes it look like she's got a giant third boob where her stomach once was. She waddles around and can barely move half of the time. She's developed an insatiable craving for your dick and you've likewise developed a taste for her pussy. You’re both cooped up in an attic all day have nothing better to do besides fuck like an unsustainable third world population. You lie down on your back, she strips off her almost comically too small clothes and kneels on top of you. She grabs a hold of your rock hard cock, inserts it deep inside of her, and begins to ride you like a stallion. You feel the pressure from her incredible weight and huge round belly bearing down on you but the indescribable pleasure of her tight pussy throbbing on you cock negates any discomfort. You sink into her beautiful soul, into that secret place where no one dares to go. After 30 minutes, you and her are both moaning with ever greater intensity, you know it won't be long now. Suddenly, you feel your cock shaking like a V-2 rocket and the orgasm reaches it's climax as your cum literally explodes like an 88mm AT round inside her Sherman tank, blowing the turret right off. You and her both join as one, souls screaming from the sheer ecstasy. As the elation wears off, she lies next to you. Too exhausted to do anything else, you simply hold her in your embrace. In that moment, there is no family squabbles, no Nazis, no war. Just you and her, watching the sky turn pink with the setting sun.

Just be racist and you'll fit in fine, it's like Sup Forums in ~2011 but with a direction and a lot less funny.

You dream of the beautiful face you have found in this place. So soft and sweet.

One day you will both die and your ashes will fly from an aeroplane over the sea.
But for now you are young and all you want is lay in the sun, and count every beautiful thing you can see. Love to be in the arms of all you’re keeping here with you.

What a beautiful dream that could flash on the screen in a blink of an eye

It's all satire, baiting autists into creating happenings

Suddenly, you awaken from your slumber to the sound of a bloodcurdling scream. You open your eyes to darkness, it takes a split second for your vision to readjust. You feel lonely and cold. Another shriek knocks you back into reality. Anne sitting next to you, clutching her belly, face contorted from pain. A foul smelling fluid lies pooled on the floor around her mid-section. Your hot dirty fuckfest has brought on labor. she cries your name, begging for help, begging for you. The noise. She’s louder than a line of Louisiana Tigers giving the Rebel Yell right now. You raise your finger to your lips to tell her to be quiet. But the agony is too much for her to bear. You’ve got to do something or else it will awaken the entire neighborhood and with it, the Nazis. Suddenly you remember the bulge in your pants. You’ve got morning wood. It’s not the best gag, but it will have to do. You stand up, squat like a slav, using her belly as an impromptu stool, grab your still cum-crusted cock, and shove it right inside her mouth. At first, she tries to scream even louder in surprise, but your circumcised 100% Kosher dong blocks her windpipe, reducing her screams to a barely audible gurgle. Suffering from unbearable pain, she bites down on her your meat with each contraction. Now you’e in pain too. With each contraction, she bites down harder, it feels like she’s gonna tear your cock right off. Eventually, the pain subsides for her and she doesn’t bite down as much. Now it seems almost as if she’s starting to enjoy it. You can feel your child kick on your testicles. Clearly it’s excited too. Suddenly, your cock starts to shake like a V-2 again, you pull it out of her mouth just in time. You bust your steaming hot and sticky load, blanketing her like an incendiary carpetbombing of Dresden. Semen stains her mountaintops (all three of them), along with her hair and most of her face. She quietly giggles from the ironic amusement of it all. You giggle too.

Slide thread, In 8 months you should have a idea by now. If not, your mentally retarded

Then a look of sharp pain shoot across her face. She’s having your baby. You wish you could bear all the pain for her, but all you can do is sit and watch. You look down at her vulva, still oozing with cum from that great fucking you gave her a few hours ago. You can see a head of black hair poking out. You fear that she’s gonna start screaming again, much to your relief, it seems that she’s gotten better control of the pain, thanks to you. She begins to softly moan, it seems as if instead of experiencing excruciating agony, she’s experiencing an orgasm. You can’t help but grin as she keeps pushing. As more of the head becomes visible, her moaning intensifies. Finally a small head emerges from her vagina. You can see a face wrapped in an umbilical cord. A small pair of hands grab the head, she weakly tries to pull the head out. You put your hands around the head and begin to help her pull. Desperately, she goes into the next contraction with all of her energy, and pushed with everything inside of her. She feels everything. She feels shoulders and hips and feet all slide down inside of her and pop out in one long push, with a rush of fluid behind it, and it feels amazing. She throws her head back with a rip-roaring orgasm that penetrates the very heart of her soul.

It's a place for us weirdos to act weird without repurcussions because anonymous

You look at the newborn now lying on the floor and see that it is a boy. You have a son. Perfect, perfect in every way. He begins to stir and you realize he’s about to cry. After all that’s happened, you don’t to given away to the Germans from the wails of a newborn. You gently lift him up and place him on Anne’s semen stained mountaintops. The baby quickly finds the breast is soon sucking happily. Semen, blood, amniotic fluid, breastmilk all mix and fill the air with a strange scent that while repulsive, is also extremely arousing. You can’t resist the urge anymore. Your mouth land on top of Anne’s opposite breast, sucking first your own cum, but then her tasty milk. You look into her eyes, she’s somewhat annoyed, but too exhaust to really care. A gust of wind coming from a hole in the wall blows through, cooling both of your sweat-drenched bodies, but also disturbing the little one. You’re afraid he’ll start shivering. You look around the dusty attic for something to keep the baby warm. You settle on Anne’s fur winter jacket, having sat unused for the past two years. You know Anne will definitely not be happy that you ruined her favorite coat, but it’s for the best. She hasn’t been able to fit in it for the past nine months anyway. You carefully wrap your little one in the coat and hand him to an exhausted Anne, she continues to quietly feed him. You notice the dead silence for the first time, not even the other occupants of the Annex, mere feet away in the next room, were roused. You feel a sense of relief. You’re safe, for the moment at least. Eventually you curl up next to her quietly and begin to doze off. Your secret sleeps in winter clothes. Tomorrow, you can find a way to explain the night’s events to your parents and hope they don’t kill each other. You can somehow find a way to get your little bundle of joy to safety. But tonight, you just rest, your first night as a family.

leaffrog here; It's everyone opportunity to affect the greater fractal verse.

The rule of the fractal verse is simple: you'll get out of it what you input into it.

The fractal verse is made of the opportunity you have available in the "now".
There's no fractal verse if you stay in your comfort zone.

Oh god, just thinking about this is making me rock hard. The hardest I’ve ever gotten. Oh, I think I’m gonna… I’m gonna-

*Cums in Diary*

this is how you let normies get on Sup Forums for once so they can find were a bunch of libs too and that his brainwashing js reason

Discussion how can we neutralize different ethnic groups and create a perfect world without them.
We still havent figured it out yet, if you have any plans or suggestions please let us know.

"JUST KILL ALL THE NIGGERS!

~Sup Forums's solution to everything"

t. Encyclopedia Dramatica

A noose and a magnolia tree is the best way of killing niggers btw

This. Have fun.

If you believe in destiny you are stuck int he Uni-verse as passenger.
When you realize that you make your own destiny as you go by "choice" you can access the fractal verse.
Make the right choice.
For example; Going to a protest as the "alt right" with tiki torch to be framed by the media is a bad choice and it was probably "suggested" by some people to direct people in a particularly desired, by some, universe.

Think about the multiple possible outcome before doing something.

Fucking sub moron.

Took me several attempt to recaptcha to post.
wtf.gif

I believe people here refer to the fractal verse as
possible "timeline".

Me posting this is nothing but me trying to acces a particular timeline.

But can you change timeline with a fucking post on an obscure internet board?
Probably not. But one thing is certain, you can't if you don't even try.

I'll probably need to start a new political entity and get myself out there for that to succeed, in any meaningful way.

Getting sick of reading people call to murder of the opposite group, anger need to be channeled into something constructive.
Ideally something not associated with any ideology, to unit.

Time for you to go back.