Automation is the futur-

>automation is the futur-

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Nice bait. Remember when computers took up entire rooms nigger?

seems human enough to me

that is data's great great great grandfather

>clumsy maid bots in our lifetime
Just put a pink bow on it and cat ears and someplace to mount a fleshlight and it'll be good to go

look he's trying his best ok? dont bully

Good enough to replace niggers

>actually at work
above nigger tier
>is drunk
so basicly an irish robot?

>he thinks we are going to have self driving cars and robots that can cook, fix and build things
>cant put a fucking cardboard box on a tray without falling over and smashing up an entire room
Aww sweetie, thats cute, but I want r/ futurology to fuck off.

the danger is that they will clumsily genocide the whole human race

Add an artificial womb into the package and we can live without wamen

>there is nothing more important than diversity in the tech industry, we need to hire more female AI programmers

A self driving car is actually way easier to make than a full blown humanoid
We've had robotic box-movers for years now, it's just hard to make a robot that can do more than 1 thing

That's pretty spoopy

Already more efficient than a drunk black diversity hire. The savings are already rolling in.

you know what's cheaper than robots?

slaves. and they reproduce constantly.

slavery hasn't ended. they're just working on new ways to make it palatable.

just when the fuck are we gonna drop actuators and motors and basic-ass programming for some new concepts that accurately mimick biology for a change??

>I'm not a robot

I fucking wish

Better than I've seen most niggers do.

At least the robot didn't steal anything.

It is.

TIME TO LEAVE THEM ALL BEHIND

Imagine in 15 years

Kek

>still decades/centuries away from cute anime girl sexbots

I don't know why I laughed so hard, send help pls

>responding to a pakistani poster

You took this from reddit, it was on the front page.

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And yet that's still more productive than any nigger working anywhere, ever.

Oh god. Why?

The automation meme exists SOLELY to demoralize the western working class. You can't automate anything that requires even rudimentary human intuition, the vast majority of jobs will never be automated.

Stop being scared of brainless robots, they will not even replace cashiers or janitors, just watch.

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kek

haha

>We built a realistic robot with some programming that was derived from microsofts Tay ai. Unfortunately, when we hooked it up to the internet it spent 2 hours browsing Sup Forums while screaming about 'tendies' and pissing itself.

>because it can't happen now means it won't happen ever

t. cunt who mocked Robert Goddard


i'm having flashbacks of that horrible cartel video

What the shit is this?

>">he thinks we are going to have self driving cars"

???

we already have self driving cars you nigger

>i'm having flashbacks of that horrible cartel video
This one?

kek'd

DELET THIS

You can clearly see why he falls. He move his arms down to balance but it gets caught in the trolley. The arm distending push his torso back. He makes some step back to counter balance but then the trolley falls, his arm losing its support bring the whole body forward and to the ground.

This basically happened to me when I smoked weed and worked nightshift at he 24 hour petrol station.

good 'ol cartel,love these videos,they are so softcore

I love it when they can't fight back because their arms are cut off
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Automation is currently good in fixed environments.

This technology is a next generation AI that is trying to leap out of that fixed environment hole. If somebody can figure this out they basically will have created the first terminators.

All of those failures are creating data that improves the next iteration, if ever so slightly. Eventually they will have found the vast majority of edge cases and created solutions to them.

Fucking lol

Are you fucking retarded? There is restaraunts and hotels in japan where you will never interact or see a person the entire time.

>durr the tractor will never replace what I can do with my ox and plow

Japan is automating farming too where a farmer can control his tractors from an armchair on his tablet.

>It pees itself at the end
Slap a pair of tits on this and I'm ready.

>me want tater

Fortunately niggers don't have anything to fear because niggers don't hold jobs.

AI is tricky. Programmed a recurrent net from scratch and tried making it predict text character-by-character. It learned to not make any predictions at all (which wasn't penalized too much due to the metric) until a punctuation mark, then it predicted a space would occur, then it chillaxed until the next punctuation mark. That said the rate of progress is crazy in the field. There's five new arxiv papers claiming to beat SOTA every day.

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>it's trying to get off the table

Whew! Good thing technology doesn't improve at an exponential rate or anything.

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Friggin' "artists" and their social commentaries.

It takes humans like 5 years to walk that well

>MOMMY GIVE ME TENDIES NOW REEEEEEEEEEEEE

CAN'T WAKE UP

>he thinks we are going to have self driving cars
a self driving car goes through my neighborhood once a day

I could watch idi-bots fuck shit up all day. Who wouldn't want a lovable robot oaf to laugh at, pick up off the floor and tell 'it's gonna be ok'?

>my ancestor...

It doesn't. You are referencing information computation ala classical transistors. And not even that truly fits the exponential curve of Moore's Law when you don't pick and choose arbitrary data points. Ray Kurzweil is a hack. He is only popular because of Jewish owned media and Jewish Nepotism.

You know how I can tell you live in a white neighbourhood?

Still better quality work than you get from illegals.

We already let people with disabilities working in companies, why not disabeled robots you bigot?!

>SCP-3986
>TendieMan

this is robotics not automation you stupid fucking faggot
I am an automation programmer and business is good as fuck

Lost hard

kek

beep boop kill all leftists

Its funny now, but when they are advanced enough to be usable if wont be funny

I hate nonamericans

checked, why even live user?

>I am an automation programmer

>My fat Uncle got me a job with his cousin Vladimir writing python scripts to sell viagra to little old ladies over Paypal

The post.

sides fucking gone

AI learning to control robots does increase exponentially though. They are learning algorithms and the smarter they get, the better at learning how to learn they get to the point they won't need human developers anymore.

And I would say technology in general increases at an exponential rate. The more tools and knowledge we have, the faster we are able to design and make more tools and gain more knowledge, ad infinitum.

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I will be manufacturing sex robots by 2030.

kek

building automation you stupid fucking faggot
i control equipment with my scripts
still you overlooked the fact that this is robotics and not automation
you have no point and just bullshit to say
so you are also a raging faggot

That was done on purpose for a funny video. The robot can actually handle slipping quite well, see the older ice video.

"Commander, tell me about your sexual organs"

my fucking sides

still more productive than women in HR

The first computer ever made took up an entire room and cost hundreds of thousands of dollars, and that was only 40 years ago. Nowadays every person in the country owns a laptop or desktop. Don't doubt technology.

Oh I'm sorry, I didn't realise you were so well versed in *GASP* AutoIt.

Holy shit dude you must feel like a boss running dem macros. Fag. I program embedded Z80 asm. Get on my level, pussy.

Robotics and automation overlap a great deal, autist. When humanoid robots are competent and useful, a great variety of tasks will of course, be automated.

Why did it piss on itself?

meanwhile i'm just making chairs
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Add GTA wasted to it

lol
THIS

Better than my coworkers

Orbit, my sides have reached.

why not? its too see if it could. its science. its progress.

kek

anglo-saxon bantz best bantz

better than niggers. at least robots dont steal.

He is clumsy because he ia working by the human program code. Just wait until they fit ai into these things and let them learn them selfs. One week and they can do anything in that room. Two weeks training and they will be climbing mount everest.

Dick, I'm very disappointed