Mfw my wife wants 5 kids

>mfw my wife wants 5 kids
How the fuck am I supposed to pay for 5 of the fuckers

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Please have all the kids she wants.

just split what you'd give one kid into 5 pieces

Are you trolling? There's no white people from a decent social class in the West that wish to have that many children.

Just do it buddy. You can budget and find a cheaper lifestyle.

Work harder, faggot. Start your own business.

There are now.

If she want's them she'll have them with or without you.

Create a role playing game, make youtube videos, move to the country and get gibs

Tell that woman that you love her and give her 10 children instead

No I'm not trolling.
My wife is middle class. Parents are business owners.
Wife is a nurse manager.

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She won't want five after the first two.

There's a reason for family user...especially grandparents.

Divorce her, stay together, have the government pay for all your children.

Just use age accelerants or stable time loops
have 1 kid spend the same year in school three times. BOOM less school lunches you have to pack.
Then once one of the kids gets to 16 he can work minimum wage so you can breed another. It's like having a kid on leap year day but the complete opposite.

Get her 5 goats and sell the milk to your imported sandnigger friends.

make 5 kids, kill off a few "in a freak accident" ;)))))) boom you can afford whats left now

Trust me, she will.
She's a maniac about kids and constantly has her sisters kids over.

12 hour shifts
Have fun user, remember, you're breaking your back for the glorious white race

Post hot cousin

HAVE THE KIDS PLEASE

Man, she sounds delightful.

Make some sacrifices, you bitch.

Get her pregnant then divorce her. The state will give her welfare for her kids and food stamps. The government loves single moms yo, but she will just be a single mom on paper.

Space them out over a 15 years or so. Should soften the blow.

Be a nigger and you get gibs

Time is ticking mate, we are both turning 27 soon and having the first one.

>27
>18 months between births minimum
>second kid at 30
>fourth at 33
>fifth at nearly 35
Better start having them yesterday if you don't want a batch of autists and potatoes.

Just tell her no user

Don't marry her and don't put your name in the birth certificate. Have her look like a single mother with 10 children so she'll get more gibs.

Fuck off roastie

I'll be happy with 3.
And mate, there is research to suggest children born to older mothers (late 20s and early 30s) have higher IQ's and are also taller.

do you have any kids faggot

Work

Paying for them isn't as bad as you might think. We have 6 and 7 is on his way.

Not in England. They cost a fucking fortune. Only niggers can afford them because of welfare.

OP, it sounds like you're complacent in your relationship. I recommend explaining why you feel it's unreasonable to have so many children. If you both love each other, I'm sure you'll both find a resolution that you will both be happy with.

Depends, if the woman has been binge drinking every weekend since she was 16, ate shitty food and has been on the pill the entire time, I wouldn't bet on high iq and height.

>t. All British women

Do what you can.

What advice do you have mate.

HAVE THE CHILDREN NOW

Sam is offering 5g for finding the acid attacaker get em trained up n shit yo.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=dh3qzF53rQE

I'm not married to a British woman.

Save European heritage.

If she dinks, make her stop. That means no shit like wine either. If she eats shit, stop her. Tell her she has to be fully healthy if she wants you to put 5 kinds into her.

>flag
every time

Send them to private school
Keep them away from kids with single mothers
Make them read

Asked no nignog ever. Amirite, guys?

Take advantage of tax cuts and benefits. Use the wealth redistribution machine against (((them))).

you have some options, idk about uk though
1. homestead and do it the hard way
2. get gubberment gibs because thats a lot of mouths to feed
3. dual income work a lot barely see your kids get divorced and have child support
good luck user

all girls want a bunch of kids

Oh and most importantly don't let them use cell phones or devices until they are much, much older.

Claim child benefit. You'll make a fucking fortune.

>having less kids or not having at all is a symbol of social status

You cant get more cucked than this

money isn't the problem, kids needing x money is a meme

time and nerves are the only ressource you will have to worry about

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have 3

Realise that you don't need fancy ass holidays to the fucking bahamas every other month. You don't need a brand new car straight from the overpriced shop. That oversised flatscreen ultra-3D-plasma-dick-waving TV is not a necessary purchase. Realise that you are not in dire poverty just because you lack the money to buy this month's several hundred quid iPhone because you spent a grand on the latest bi-monthly Macbook a few days ago.

Be a penny-pinching miserley fucker and reject the materialist lifestyle choice and you'll have more than enough.

This is sadly the only option. Free gibs from the nanny state dictate how people live their lives. And if sausages can be bought only in your nations capital, you will all have delegates that will go to the capital and buy some.
Honestly, westerners with their soft socialism are only about to experiense the full spectrum of scisophrenia that socialism brings into society.

Many will misconstrue that but you just went up in my estimation.

nigger/meskin detected

I won't be able to get much because of our income bracket. It will all have to be out of our pocket.

This. Also if anyone asks, your her gay best friend, faggot.

not true each one has additional costs, its kind of like being nickled and dimed constantly the more kids the more it adds up unless you offset some of the cost with diy or lifestyle changes

Whites aren't allowed to afford that many kids. Remember to pay your taxes goy and be a good little civic nationalist lolberg

You only have to pay for clothes once. Then you give the hand-me-downs to the next child. Everything is re-used, then older kids start taking care of the younger ones. It teaches them how to parent, and responsibility for making their own damn lunches.

Large families are not that hard.

Invest in Bitcoin?

Having at least 5 means you are a Patriot sir.

Bretty gud, pajeet.

If he does that, his woman will get pissed and slowly drain his soul. Then she will inevitably suck some guy off because she's ''unhappy''.

You will at least be able to get back most of your taxes in rebates.

5x child tax credit gibs

wtf, you are british, go one welfare like the pakis arabs and chinese

If she's barefoot and pregnant for a decade straight she won't have time to be unhappy.

Based pajeet.

PLOT TWIST: OP IS A PAKI

he said 5 children not kill himself when the bubble pops

A paki wouldn't hesitate because of hypothetical financial concerns, they'd just shit out 50 kids and deal with it later.

GTFO MY BOARD YOU KEK
with this attitude your nation is next, you are not all to white to begin with.

live in Cornwall; go on welfare.

i typed kek but meant cuck :S

Not that bad.
But I do have some Russian ancestry from one side of the family, which means I'm not completely white according to Sup Forums. My wife is also Norwegian/French (born in Norway), so we're going to be race-mixing (according to some of the people on here).

Fuck it
Have 10 and get gibs from your gay government.


Funny thing my grandmother had 12 kids and the other had 8, and only my grandfathers worked.

Seems like a white ethno state is the only solution

wait russain arent white

>his kids will be part frog

I can hear the hon hon hon hon hon from here.

Its easy as fuck if you aren't retarded. Learn to not spend copious amounts on junk. Cook giant hotpots. Save every cent. They all share the toys and play outside. Dont get needless insurance.

t. Family of 8

> which means I'm not completely white according to Sup Forums.
>he fell for dumb Sup Forums banter

Even the paganism general, the most nordicist part of the board considers Slavs as Aryans

are you asian by chance?

fuck you for not posting more on south africa you cuck, why are you not shoing images of nigs doing nig things, why are you not starting threads, your nation is going down the asme way as many have gone before, yet you dont warn others you sit there like a cuck.

work hard you sad cunt

Huh?

I guess its because I live here and its boring to me.

These guys managed 19 on 30k. What are you doing to save the white race?

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it depends, south slavs are turkroaches , most french are the same or Algerian or just plain negroid

like the forg in the pan, every new generation thinks its the norm, just gtfo kiddo

5 daughters, 3 sons

This is true, if you lock one down and keep her shit in line you can plop out one every year and half till menopause.

That's better than her wanting 5 cats. You can always get a vasectomy after the amount that you want. If she doesn't want any, there is nothing you can do.

Life uh finds a way.

I'm clearly not talking about the ottoman rape babies or asiatics from the far east. If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck it's probably a duck. Your average West Russian has comparable rates of light hair and eyes to the rest of Northern Europe.