Reminder to Head to your Local Hindu Temple

Today is Janmashtami, the day we celebrate the birth of the 8th Avatar of Vishnu, Krishna.

Don't forget to head down to your local Hindu Temple and pay your respects!

Thanks.

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=wDOBDzV3mfI
sacred-texts.com/hin/index.htm#gita
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

LOL, i thought the avatar movie was fiction.

Yeah the word has passed into colloquial usage thanks to science fiction, but rest assured Abdul, it's a Sanskrit word used to describe the personified deities in Hinduism.

I know there are a lot of Pagans on this board, so I thought this might be of interest.

...

Jai siddhatma. Jai sri krisna.

Why don't you head to your local toilet instead of pooing in the streets?

Jai Sri Krishna

People don't poo in the streets in the UK (generally speaking)

Thanks though.

The Hindu path will never bring you to Nirvana, as long as you cling to the illusion of personality (pudgala) . All things are empty of self-nature , study Ārya Nāgārjuna

enough /pol for today Najeeb, don´t dishonor your family

I thought Janmastomi was 14th of august?

Is Hinduism redpilled? Would you kindly provide a quick rundown?

Get well soon Japan

Hinduism is the closest you can get to Aryan paganism, with Zoroastrianism on the other hand. Not that it would matter to a Nordcuck.

nah I'm just sea-sick, I just hoped on a leaky boat and fleeing the fuck outta flight-path of No-Dongs/Taepo Dongs on their way to guam

So what country are you really from shitskin ? You've been using that proxy for a long time

Changes every year we have a lunar calendar

>quick
Difficult.

Suffices to say it's a collection of different and sometimes contradictory philosophies founded on the ancient Indo-Aryan religion of Iran and north India.

Zoroastrians are one half of the puzzle, and vedic Hinduism is the other, older half at least 4500 years old.

Our myths are similar to Greek myths and sometimes exactly the same. There are many many gods derived from the natural world.

Gods are of this universe, they did not create it, they were created by it.

Individuals are manifestations of the universal consciousness that permeates reality.

Good rundown patel.

Just look away from the flash and you'll be fine

Interesting. What's the best way to get started? Can I become a monk and live at a temple for free?

RANJIT!

POO. IN. THE. LOO.

I'm Slovene

How come you guys adorn your shrines with penises and vaginas?

>Flag
>Talking about Hinduism

Why am I not surprised?
How about you just leave people out of your religion bullshit? Religion is restraint

>vishnoob

Kashmir Saivism über alles

Read. that's about it, head to a temple and ask them to explain anything you're missing.

That's Islam.

Representations of creation and the cycle of rebirth.
Representations are generally abstract, pic related is a dismembered penis penetrating the opening of a vagina.

Unless someone told you what it was, you wouldn't know.


>Why am I not surprised?
Because there is a high number of Indian (hindu) diaspora in the UK?

>How about you just leave people out of your religion bullshit?
You're free to minimize the thread if you want.

>Religion is restraint
I disagree, but you're entitled to your opinion. You're still subject to the metaphysics of universe regardless of whether or not you believe. If you're a good person, you're a-ok by us.

>generally abstract
I haven't been to many Hindu places, but I'd have to say it's pretty damn graphic when you have a cock leaking milk into a gutter and what's clearly a vagina on the wall.

No hate or anything, and indeed creation (and therefore sexual reproduction) is at the center of any decent life-centric ideology, but it's not far afield from the Nips and their penis worship holiday imo.

Maybe it's just abstract for Indians because most of us don't know what a vagene looks like until we are 37

Happy janamashtami. Kept a fast today. ate lot of fruits though.

Jai sri krishna.

This is a Kekite board, but we can all get along as Pagans unlike those retarded monotheists. Happy holiday lads.

Stop.

Rude
Happy janmashtmi

Kek, based

I make a few jokes abut Indian culture but I like studying Hinduism, I had 3 translations of Bhagavad Gita but binned the ISKON one as it was full of brainwashing (60 - 70% of the book is footnotes endosing you to join the cult), and they go so far as to refer (in footnotes) to Siva and, even Vishnu as "demons" (Chapter 18).

Anyway, happy birthday.Krishna, I'll have a comfy read at Chapter 11 later tonight

Don't screw with any god that has more than two arms.

Thor = Indra

11th adhyay is my favorite, it's quite a woke chapter

Indra is not a God

Why do these poopy darkies worship all these pale-skin gods?

Why does Hindu art always look ultra kitschy?

That's funny, I had a supreme birth of my purple, bald head killer bitch today. Kinda funny.

I'm Christian, but Indian. Will they let me in?

Happy Birthday Krishna!

Topkek they'll let anyone in and you are a hindu anyway

Just providing some historical background for those who may not have known.
11th chapter is best chapter, and all the best to you too, user.

protip: krishna was jesus

Just say no to poop and lobster woman gods - pale skinned or not.

Fuck off new age fag

Kek. I would go and desecrate the temple but its probably full of shit anyway.
Also, are you implying that whacky ass hinduism has anything to do with physics? Your temples are full of sexual organs. No one's taking you seriously. GTfO and stop spreading religion.

>American education

>being this new

There's literally a temple for rats with rat shit all over the place

someone give me the quick gestalt of hinduism or some reading material.

These paintings, while admittedly pretty beautiful and cool, don't even look like indian people

wat

Hare hare Krishna

How to become a Hindu:
>be horny
>stalk white women
>ask for bobs and vagene dear
>get rejected
>bitchlasagne.jpg
>procceed to shit in the street to drown your sorrows
>find hindu temple and see all the pornographic drawings
>fap to the hindu gods out of pure sexual repression
FeelsIndianMan

interesting

>over 9,000 gods
>cows are holy
>cowshit is used for everything including floss
>poop and dead bodies and rats everywhere
>cool paintings though
>Raj quit harassing that white woman on fb and get back to your prayers jesus

Show your flag.

Style, not always so brightly coloured.

South indian styles are more subdued.

The dude is literally blue.

there aren't we converted them all you're next

...

What do they look like?

Forgot the part about shitlube. They need shitlube before the fap

>blue
He isn't supposed to be blue that's artistic freedom

What the fuck are you talking about? What are these words?

Kek. What a bunch of animals.
Is this craft used to send shit as tribute to the hindu god?

...

Well... I guess a very very small minority of upper caste light-skinned indians. I'll admit that.

>we converted them all you're next
Abrahamics have said this for the last 15 centuries.

...

This
Yeah I can't cure being a Negro, but I've been told dumb people are happier so you have that going for you

Will they poo in loo?

I paid my respects.

youtube.com/watch?v=wDOBDzV3mfI

Say to me 1 good thing hindusim do for people, I'm honest, I don't know much about it

>gets insulted on his joke of a religion
>gets triggered, calls others dumb
Its past your shitting time Raj. And this time shit on one of the 6000 gods while i go have a nice steak made from your cow god

>Respect poo

No

Actually Indian food stalls are self-regulating, because if they make bad toxic food, they lose customers and get a bad reputation. So even without regulations they generally provide proper food.

Many of the Indian fast food ingredients are more fresh than western junkfood.

Topkek, why can't Negros read

show your flag

probably a paki

who are these blue niggas and why are they so good at fighting

the jonas brothers visiting poopyland

kek
They are incarnations of god

>tfw no qt 6 armed transgoddess death, destroyer of worlds gf
it's all so tiresome
i've been hindu all along then

Kek, why can't pajeets shit in the toilets?
Why does flag matter? You're a shitskin but you still have the Brit flag. Besides this flag represents my ideology.
Not really, nope. Try street shitting and then some family rape to clear up your mind

they gods and sheiittt

Our religion is literally DBZ/Naruto

>this is what ancaptards actually believe

>Couple of gay ass drawings
>Our religion is so badass!
TOP. FUCKING. KEK M8

330,000,000 demons to choose from! A demon for every occasion!

KALI MA KALI MA

You guys are quite the memers.

If you only read ONE thing, read Bhagavad Gita chapter 11 (it's not a long chapter so it is easy to digest), it WILL make you feel good about yourself.
sacred-texts.com/hin/index.htm#gita

...

You kidding? Your religion itself is a meme. POO IN LOO

>POO IN LOO

haha, excellent meme.

Fuckang lol

Source: your ass

(that you wiped with your bare hand)

Who said it's a meme? It is real. Everyone knows you savages can't use toilets, so now you wanna come and spread your shitty (literally) religion on whites? GTFO

>whites
as you would say:
>TOP KEK
you worship a jew, you filthy kike

I almost feel bad for making fun. You're not nigger tier but what the fuck.

You realise they're just christening the new loo, not worshiping it right? You're not that gullible are you?

People do these ceremonies for new houses too, it doesn't mean they worship the house.