Brit/pol/ - S T I R edition

>Grenfell fire: Inquiry to examine council actions
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40935955

>Drug deaths in Scotland rose by 23% in 2016
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-40935150

>UK may have to pay EU in temporary customs union, Davis suggests
theguardian.com/politics/2017/aug/15/brexit-david-davis-uk-may-have-to-pay-eu-temporary-customs-union

>North Korean leader Kim Jong-un to watch ‘reckless Yankees’ a bit longer before deciding on Guam attack
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/08/14/kim-jong-un-briefed-north-korea-plan-attack-guam/

>NHS waiting times and treatment access are a postcode lottery, report warns
theguardian.com/society/2017/aug/15/nhs-waiting-times-and-treatment-access-are-a-postcode-lottery-report-warns

>Commuters brace for steepest fare rise in five years as UK inflation rises to 3.6%
theguardian.com/business/2017/aug/15/commuters-brace-for-steepest-fare-rise-in-five-years-as-uk-inflation-rises-to-36

>Theresa May's plan to leave EU behind by making UK global trade leader with NO borders
express.co.uk/news/politics/841252/Brexit-news-Theresa-May-transition-EU-trade-deal-no-borders-global-trade

>Holborn Tube station evacuated after 'loud bang and smoke' - Central line suspended
express.co.uk/news/uk/841231/london-underground-holborn-tube-stattion-evacuated-loud-bang-smoke-fire-alert-latest-news

>UK risks an international court case over Theresa May's plans for leaving EU single market
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/brexit-latest-news-uk-eu-single-market-quit-international-tribunal-risk-no-formal-notice-europe-a7877436.html

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rate the hat lads!

*cough*

Peter Hitchens desu

Day of the rope for animenonces when?

It's the middle of August.

Where are the missile strikes?

6th for GREATER SCOTLAND WHEN?

Fucking filthy nonce.

>tfw autistic OP

Anyone else here old enough to remember the national ID card fiasco?

>Harry get with a black girl
>Monarcucks will happily bow to their offspring
Why are Monarchists all such cucks?

>tfw no Korean occupation force

try using these

Ed,That's the real Britishman

That Fascist flag looks pretty sweet tbqh

>Implying the Secret Service won't sort her out
They bumped off Diana for less

(you)

There was a time when just banging a yank caused a constitutional crisis.

what of it

kys

>tfw our next princess wil be a based black women

t-thanks harry

I think the abdication probably had more to do with it

I will keep myself safe maga friend

>I have no idea how line of sucssesion works the post

>on way to wagecuck job this morning
>migrant big issue seller there as usual
>see him getting harassed by some youths
>walk up to them
>in my path anyway
>buy a copy
>ask him if there is any trouble
>they move on

I'm not even that confrontational, I don't know what came over me. I'm as nationalist as the next person but that stuff is out of order, right? I was right to do that?

Quick question.Who's the Pretties British woman

>No Emma "overrated" Watson

Also no Trap-looking females.

The yank being Catholic is what caused the crisis and abdication

giffgaff

who are they?

are phil will get her.

What type of migrant either way you're a civic now

Anne Widdecombe

>Implying

Looked kind of syrian, not the usual asian. I don't feel civic :(

i like you.

you're alright.

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Absolutely BTFO

>be a postdoc
>new grad student joins group
>extremely nervous, barely talks
>seems particularly afraid of me (tbqh I am a big scary looking slav)
>over time slowly adapts and starts talking and otherwise interacting with us a bit
>last Wednesday
>asks me if I like Rick & Morty
>"No, it sucks"
>visibly recoils at my reply
>barely said a word since

Just posting this pic of Paul Shane staring as Ted Bovis in the 1980 UK TV sitcom Hi-De-Hi!

I hope you enjoyed reading this post as much as I did making it.

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Britain doesn't exist

You probably just funded his rape gang nice job mate

Why are all hot British women one of (((them)))?

Advert on telly for the gender neutral school.

Which episode did you watch

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prince_Philip_Movement
>literally worshipped by wogs

>He thinks Harry will get a job when William is King
He'll still be living off the tax payer, mate, or the earnings of royal estates and land stolen by the Monarchy from other peoples. But Monarcucks worship their false, foreign masters because they enjoy being dominated by foreigners, I suppose.

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You Cucks do understand Sup Forums is a Fascist place?

First three or four and one or two random ones.

Nah m8, this is a constitutional monarchist place

That's blatantly him, isn't it?

Wait, Rachel, my numberfu is chosen?

Racemixing isn't quite as bad when the man is white. I think he's getting a stay of execution just for being a cis male.

Would you make a cheese sandwich made with cheese from Rachels milk?

how much aids do you have

your weakness will secure your own destruction. You'd rather virtue signal to yourself than to do the hard thing that will make the lives of your children safer and more prosperous. You are no better than an ignorant leftist.

The royals pay for themselves with tourist shekels and Meagan will attract even more Americans

Yes.

>tfw no one can bonk the honk like me

Only a matter of time before they diversify the royal family.

pic related

>The royals pay for themselves with tourist shekels
Bit of a meme, most of it just comes from their estate.

>"Germany Calling, Germany Calling!"

I was hopping for Maisie Williams

We're civic socialists now.

Anyone who thinks that the Hiroshima bombing wasn't justified doesn't know enough about the Nips

well it is shite.

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The royal family has been "diverse" for a thousand years. And very rarely British. RIP King James II, the last King of the British. Modern Kings and Queens are Queens of Land, not Nation.
This is just a meme. Do you think people who go to France and see the splendour of the palace of Versailles care that no King owns it? Sad to see so many Monarcucks value British culture so little that they have to rely on some foreign cunt to bring in tourists, desu.

I don't care what you retards say, I'll take civic nationalism over globalism

I know absolutely sod all about rick and morty apart from the fact that it's a cartoon

Why does everybody suddenly love it so much? I swear it was never even mentioned last year.

>I need a strong man to stop me fapping to traps

Bootlicker. Snekpill is best pill. We need to fight for our liberties back

>Riley
>hot

End this meme.

Dunno what the problem is lad, all this tranny business seems pretty crucial to the running of societies basic structure tbqh famolongadong.

t. Cuck

That bird on the far left is shaggable.

Rightly, if you're reading this and still are in contact with her, give it a go.

i thought we were an autonomous collective.

youtube.com/watch?v=a-mSNKbTDoU

Poor kid. I wish it was you who got doxxed and not him you fucking villain.

>Riley describes herself as a "non-religious Jew" and "pretty atheist
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rachel_Riley#Personal_life

I reckon they'll try to keep it nice and white, because the fact that they are all white will make them seem like le ebil racists, which will help leftists who want to abolish the monarchy

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

Brit/pol/ is monarchist lad

Mate I'd eat the cheese off her minge flaps...

But what about Nagasaki?

Personally I'm glad they nuked the japs just because of the cool pictures of mushroom clouds and ruined cities

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>Riley
>Not hot
End this meme

They're there to reinforce the class system. That as a country we're okay with being beneath other humans because it's somehow "nice". Telling yourself that they "pay for themselves" or that "it's part of our national identity" are coping mechanisms. That fact remains one family lives off the rest of us and our worshiped and the rest of the world thinks we're just a bit mad for taking enjoyment in that.

I'm surprised how little his sister was mentioned despite how much was said about her, not that I'm saying she's his sister, don't want to take this too far but it's interesting nonetheless.

Well what can I say, the villain doesn't lose in this movie.

>I love worshiping foreign German inbreds
Cuck. Go live with the monkeys on the continent, Monarcucks are like Remainers desu.

Seconded

I'm glad they bombed the Japs because of what they did to British and Australian PoWs.

Nips were going to surrender, but they were trying to save face so they acted like they were going to continue. Yanks had no idea if it'd end in a few days or after a long, hard-fought invasion.
Decide for yourself

EY BRUV DIS IZ PROPA PEACEFUL YE, U A SLEEP YET DEN BRUV?

sadfrogface.jpg

>Republic
>Different shade of blue than default

Hmm.

Emma Watson is actually French (born in Paris)

I'm not saying it's good or should be encouraged. But I'm willing to bet that most people here are less disgusted by WM/BF couples than BM/WF ones, for example.

>Well what can I say, the villain doesn't lose in this movie.

It's not over yet.

Nationalists are a joke. Mosley like Farage was a Charlatan who could never contemplate actually having to deal with real issues.

Socialism by the definition of giving workers the power is the best way.