Sources close to President Trump have broken their silence about an alleged sexual relationship between President Trump and his son-in-law Jared Kushner. Kushner is the husband of Ivanka Trump, Trump's first daughter. Trump is alleged to have a private floor in his Manhattan highrise where he participates in various sexual freedoms, an activity that precedes his bid for the 2016 Presidency. Many have notoriously claimed to witness Mr. Trump coming and going from this floor with an assortment of high-class escorts and models.
But one man, Dr. Abhed Maghabali, says he recently has seen Trump get on the private elevator to his sex floor with his son-in-law, Jared Kushner. Maghabali is an associate medical professional working for guests and tenants at Trump Tower. His office in a unique location within the tower where he has full visibility of the secret entrance to the private elevator that Trump uses to get to his sex floor.
Maghabali noted to our reporters that at first he didn't think much of it, but after the 33rd time that the two came off the elevator completely drenched in semen, he knew something was up.
Another witness came forth after our team of top-notch reporters began probing into the story. Paul Ethan-Phillip Everett lives on the 44th floor, directly below the alleged sex floor. Everett is a wealthy investment banker who has lived in his condo for 8 years now. He claims that at first he didn't even know Trump used the 45th floor for a long time, and thought the various moans, screams, gargles, and yelps were from a bad neighbor, not the POTUS.
"I didn't exactly care, my wife and I were turned on by the sounds at times. It wasn't until our ceiling started leaking and our unit began to reek of urine that I had to go up and see what was what" he told us. "When Donald Trump opened the door with his rock hard cock in hand and several beautiful women, I was shocked.". Everett claims he was invited in and "may have slipped a finger into Trump's asshole.".
"I accepted it until one day I heard Trump yelling in his girly voice that I have come to know 'Oh Kushy boy, light me up with that fire. All over my mouth mmm baby' ". After this incident, Everett invested in a new set of noise-cancelling headphones.
We have reached out to the Office of the President, as well as Jared and Ivanka, but the only response received in return was a vile of semen from the POTUS with a note that read "I'm fuckin GAY niggers".
HOLY SHIT Sup Forums DON'T LET THIS GET OUT GUYS IT COULD SINK US
SAGE SAGE SAGE
Nolan King
>more larping to follow >can't wait riddle me this: if lefties think fags are so great, why are you trying to insult trump by calling him a fag?
Austin Powell
It's all over the news now. Trump is finished.
Jonathan Hughes
Shadman drawings when?
Jackson Rivera
Op is a faggot? Guess so
David Campbell
>God Emperor Trump >Liking 3DPD anything
Isaiah Parker
First gay president.
Logan Hill
We should make this the next golden shower prostitute "scandal"
Get major networks to report this and disprove their credibility. Tone it down a notch to make it believable though. Maybe it will even make Kusher will note the rabid dog mentality of the media.
Tyler Perry
This is even MORE desperate than before President Trump won the election!
Luis Smith
>tfw you have to make up anti-trump fanfiction to earn your next pay check
Juan Ward
>33rd time that the two came off the elevator completely drenched in semen, he knew something was up. Very good leaf, very good. Nice.
Wyatt Murphy
This is great, will make him popular with the lgbt dems.Also, HAWT.
Gavin Peterson
Hot written posts but absolutely DISGUSTING antichrist type subversion of the sex >drenched in seed >finger in arse hole
Gavin Flores
Didn't Melania win an undisclosed amount for slander?...President Trump is gonna put this "news" source out of business.
Eli Cook
This is the beginning of the end of Drumpf
Dylan Rodriguez
>we liked the sounds >muslim name If it wasnt his brother in law it'd be kinda cool. I dont really buy this though. Not that he needs any defending. But wow. Now THATS a sex "scandal". Do you know how many boners just shot up right now?
Wyatt Sullivan
TFW when no one notices Dr. Maghabali and Paul Ethan-Phillip Everett hidden meanings.
Christian Phillips
To be fair this is actually funny unlike the rest of the leftist posts.
Anthony Morris
the (((media))) is degenerate enough to believe this
Christopher Taylor
I'm masturbating right now.
Dylan Howard
Feh. Not even good quality writing.
Henry Johnson
Wasn't me who wrote it.
Nathan Cooper
Top tier leafpost
Julian Jenkins
". . .the only response received in return was a vile of semen from the POTUS with a note that read "I'm fuckin GAY niggers".
How will we ever recover?
Levi Perez
...
Hudson Parker
Jared = Triple H Ivanka = Stephanie Bannon = The Rock Trump = Vince
Asher Sanchez
Trump loves that kosher dick
Juan Roberts
Hardly surprising. Anyone who's lived in Manhattan has known Trump's a queer for decades. You can find his broken used-up boitoys everywhere there, a lot of big players in the real estate game got their start sucking his dick.
Levi Hernandez
Why does the left hate gays?
Michael Edwards
Trump is a notorious germaphobe. He probably doesn't even fuck Melania without a full body condom and had Barron conceived by cumming in a Ziploc bag and then having Melania inseminate herself.
Aaron Carter
omg yes be my jewboo stephen miller!
Jordan Morris
I don't doubt that Kushner is a faggot. He was in a fraternity at Harvard full of gay metrosexual Jewish guys. He's buddy-buddy with Matt Drudge. He dresses like a fag, there's nothing alpha about him, there's nothing masculine or sexual about him
But Trump is old school macho.
Lincoln Ward
>He probably doesn't even fuck Melania That's right, she's a beard and he'll trade her in for a new model after this president gig is through.
I have information that you have raped your neighbors children. Everyone in town are talking about it. Your mother complained to me about you the other day.
