Sam is offering $5,000 to anyone who can identify Baked Alaska's attacker in a way that can lead to prosecution

Sam is offering $5,000 to anyone who can identify Baked Alaska's attacker in a way that can lead to prosecution

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youtube.com/watch?v=34S5jzlmfxg
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I fucking love this guy, his comedy brights my day and is refreshing. He stuff is actually funny and is actually insightful compared to retards like jimmy Fallon.

Let's put our computer genius 130 IQ autism smarts together and investigate this. Anyone got the video of the pepper spray incident?

I unironically found his take on gambling and scratch offs very insightful here
youtube.com/watch?v=RzTalgRlz5s

We have testimony of the actual driver, how much more can we let this man get away with.

>prosecution
Execution.

where's he getting this money from

he frequently drops Gs like this

Fake news. Sam is dead broke and living out of his car, he's living off of snacks from the gas station and will probably die this winter.

can you be more obvious Sam? And to think you'd spent that much cash in an attempt to repair your tarnished, tranny dick sucking image.

Acid attack is here, terrible footage though.
youtu.be/VfWUtB_Ij1A?t=3m25s

mdemerch.com/

patreon.com/samhyde

hatreon.us/BigPumpkinXXX/

Hate to be that guy but time stamp pls

He sold a vintage arcade cabinet

sam hyde is a fucking legend.

>He sold a vintage arcade cabinet
the final redpill in money making
t. cody cigar

He isn't living in his car, look at his Instagram.

3:25

what does this incoherent clusterfuck of an image prove? Some attention seeking faggot wants to gain notoriety from something that can't even be proven? Epic.

>i have no money
>i can't pay for healthcare, tim
>i'm living in my car
>pls buy my overpriced book or i will die on streets

>drops thousands of dollars every time some alt-right fuck sets up gofundme

Is his blatant lying about his financial situation to drum up sales also ironic and therefore okay?

A much worse injury.
youtube.com/watch?v=34S5jzlmfxg

The evidence adds up.

lol looks nothing like him

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Sam has never had rectangular glasses, only oval. And I've never seen that beanie. Shill faggot

>Being this steeped in denial

Sam shows all the signs of being a repressed homo.

youtube.com/watch?v=FNSan5v3PYw

That said I do hope there is justice for that acid attack victim. It's a shame Sam has to use him to further his e-fame.

Lol are you seriously using that Instagram caption as proof that Sam is actually a homosexual? Are you autistic? Do you know what a joke is? Do you know what a comedian is?

Had no idea school shooters were politically active people.

dude, he filed $75,000 in taxes this year. The dude is worth like 2.1mil

honestly im impressed

further his e-fame, you colossal faggot? why don't you back up your 'hope' with a single dollar? you never will

Side profile of the nose and jawline is all wrong.
Also his beard doesn't grow like that. Your conspiracies are 8ch tier at best. Sam fucking a tranny would be a funny MDE skit tho lol.

dude he let a tranny face fuck him

Wtf is this? Some mentally ill attention whore posts on Sup Forums about dating Sam Hyde and this is somehow proof? Fucking shills man, stop with the character assassination bullshit

According to a mentally ill tranny who incessantly attention whores on Sup Forums. Great proof.

from virgianally

A comedian's jokes don't come out of thin air. They are a window to his inner psyche. No straight comedian can do an impression this good:

youtu.be/4fomqhwOIeE?t=78

Does he have a youtube channel aside from MDE? Where do these videos come from?

>actually believing all that fake shit
Kek

Am I the only one who doesn't give a shit if he fucked a tranny or not? The guy shoots up schools for a living. How can you support this monster?

From his Instagram instagram.com/tube96o/
And he does have a second channel I highly recommend youtube.com/channel/UCfUaZ8Ra7m7BqUEACv2jySw/

butthurt fag your idol is a dumb pos just like everyone else with any notoriety

You are living in a fantasy world. Sam is literally a hobo with a smartphone camera these days.

>It says dodge on the car
>you gotta dodge

HAHAHAHA

charls runs a pretty legit twitch channel, tho

1 and 4 (from left to right) are the most aesthetic

He was never living in his car, gook. Do they not have comedy over there?

Black slut on youtube live, has difficulty figuring out how to block people, please let her know of this important bounty! God bless

youtube.com/watch?v=sxu2yNCQWno

actually cody cigar is red rope licorice

I cracked the fuck up

That shit was morbid but I kek'd. What did you guys think of Smocaine 3?

(I have no friends irl)

Tanks bro

Hab anudda (you)

I meant

(You)

Ending fuckin got me. And the intro aesthetic was amazing

Baked Alaska maced himself. He even said "I just sprayed".

twitter.com/VicBergerIV/status/897093928150761472

Andrew is improving, but at the same time I wish he'd quit drugs and just watch more David Lynch sober or something. His composition and style is so weird right now.

>Caring about Baked Alaska

He was a ZOG-loving dweeb. Look at this music video he made towards ZOG bots:

youtube.com/watch?v=GiHftejWSvU

I'm glad he got maced.

>Sam is literally a hobo with a smartphone camera these days
Or he's in the penthouse of a Shanghai tower hotel ordering another round of caviar. You can't prove anythiSUCK DICK MUCH?

Andrew does drugs? I don't know anything about film, I just wish MDE would embrace more traditional plots. The stories are always either confusing or non-existent

AUTISM ACTIVATE

>Sam is offering $5,000
Sam is living on welfare, he can't give shit. Unless he robbed a bank or something.

Someone share this video with Sam too. A couple old men get severely beat by alt-left scum, they knock one down hard on pavement and the other they kneecap then punch in the back of the head repeatedly as he struggles to get up. Maybe Sam can help get them ID'ed too, please spread webm around get it to favorite loudmouths, make more youtube videos about it etc etc.

Can you prove that?

He said it on hydewars and he looks like shit recently.

So brave, a group of commies beating an old man.

Just when I thought he couldn't be a bigger faggot.

>DODGE, it says DODGE on the car, you gotta DODGE
my sides

He got nearly half a million from his book.

holy autism

LOL thats like his non greasy faced little brother. Obviously not him though, and it looks like he's sucking his own foot.

what the fuck are you talking about, he only sold a thousand books

It gets worse. This video has been floating around too.

twitter.com/VicBergerIV/status/896295016284520448

Totally pussy. And hypocrite too.

Left over adult swim dosh.

I'm a tranny and I fucked obamas face, AMA

Yeah...his "security guard" is begging for a broken jaw.

attached earlobes, google images will show sam hyde has normal ones

Lets find that commie fanook

Yea not happening. Too many covered faces and too blurry a camera shot when it happened.

this chick lived in massachusetts for awhile

t. retarded /soc/ lurker

What's the deal with neck brace I keep seeing? What does it mean?

Quick rundown pls.

>height is still wrong
lol

fake news

Find this hateful dyke while your at it

>what is my people saying
>"damn, that sucks"

Based

Let's make these leftist degenerates pay for what they have done

It was Baked Alaska. Give me my 5k please.

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If they didn't rely so much on improve it would improve. The thing I was most impressed with was Charls' artistic development. He went from the weakest link to probably their strongest performer imo.

Suicide bomb rescue made the whole video

*improv

My bad user.

More of a man than any of the alt-right pussies in combat from what I saw.

don't fucking call me cigar

Nugget head really let himself go

>Sam
>seriuos

Doesn't he live with his parents? He should keep the money for himself

Leftovers from gas money.

do u

what will you spend your $5000 on?

Why does he wear the neck brace.
If you took it off would he die?

>mace is acid
>linking to unsourced twitter post

Newfags, newfags everywhere

>don't tread on me
>loves cops

what a moron

posting porn is against the rules, you know the drill

Go to bed Sam. It's late.