ITT: we cast the inevitable Trump biopic

First let's get the big elephant in the room out of the way:
Owen Wilson as Donald J. Trump

Sarah Jessica Parker as KAC
John Goodman as Bannon

Alex Jones as Alex Jones in a cameo

wow...

I wish Philip Seymour Hoffman was alive, he could have played Bannon.

Get all the those creepy looking guys that play the crook from every Law and Order and cast them as 'the evil internet trolls' that helped get Trump elected.
They don't have any lines or anything, there is just a short montage of them all typing really fast on their phones and computers to the beat of bad techno dub step with some flashes of White Supremacist imagery flashing across the screen at random intervals

Trump for Kim Jong Un biopic.

Ted Cruz should be played by that fat guy from the office, he needs a wig tho

Tina Fey to play Hilary

Not that I think Tina Fey is ugly or anything
But Hilary is, so they will want someone attractive to play her so you'll feel bad in the scene where she is crying in her hotel room.

Kyle Massey as Barron Trump

What the hell is that thing on Owen Wilson's face that looks like a strangulated penis?

THIS. guess we'll have to settle for rosie.

He'd need to lose some neckfat and whiten up a bit, but I think the eyes and hair could be a match.

Tank Hanks as Bernie Sanders

He will have a lot of trouble not to speak with his whiny voice and accent

No dude, larry david as bernie

One is a filthy kike and the other is a proud white man.

I think Luke Wilson hit him in the face with a shovel.

He would've nailed Bannon no question

nah man, Robert John Burke

Mike Pence could also be portrayed by Christopher Waltz (the nazi general from inglorious bastards) only he can pull off the smug face of Pence

No man. Joe Rogan to play Alex Jones. Lets get fucking meta.

Also, Steve Schirripa as Chris Christie is a no brainer.

Leonardo DeCapreo to play one of Eric.

kek

Morgan Freeman to play Obama.
Or Will Smith.

Danny DeVito as Cenk Uygur?

Phillip Seymour Hoffman would have been the best Bannon =(

Or could it be massive amounts of cocaine?
Does it do that to a nose? I don't know much about it, I only tried it twice and didn't care for it.

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Ivanka

Kushner, no contest

well no because
*brings the mic closer*
They are making the freakin' frogs gay!

Danny DeVito can be the assassin

Last 10 minutes of the movie depict DeVito preparing to, and carrying out the assassination of Trump.
Not because he'll actually be killed, mind you.
But because this movie will be the liberal wet dream.
As he falls and his blood pools around him, the screen will fade to black and say 'if only'
and then the credits roll.

Jeb Bush should have a cameo as himself, that guy is such a character on his own

I'm waiting for the Joe learns of this meme and starts quoting it on his pod cast and we reach a level of meta that actually rips a whole in the fabric of reality.

>MFW I literally can't remember Hillary's running mate

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Keksimus chink jones

Tim ''The cuck'' Kaine

He doesn't even have any lines or scenes directly about him
He just wanders around in the back a handful of times looking lost and confused
Someone eventually points him and says 'Is that Jeb Bush? Is he okay?'
to which the other person replies 'no'
and then the scene just carries on as normal

Perfect

M Night Shyamalan as that Indian guy

Reminder, his son is an Alt Left rioter that was arrested for violence. He's the walking definition of "both sides."

Vin Desil will play Putin

again, he will not have lines or anything
In between scenes there will be a random shot of him sitting in a dark room watching a bunch of TVs of Trump at debates and shit, drinking a glass of Vodka, smiling. Very James Bond villain esc scene, know what I'm saying?

Bill Cosby as Maxine Waters

This could work, but I think a wig will look funny on Vin

Fuck Owen Wilson. It has to be Brock.

Brock would look weird in old man make up.

no need for old man make up. just throw on a wig. I want my trump to be yoked.

This is the Liberal Holly Wood biofic
They'll depict Trump as a decrepit old man.

Joke Paul as Richard spencer

donald trump as owen wilson in the shining

Kevin Spacey could also play Mike Pence

Fuck. That's good.

Obviously we'd save on money and get the best candidate just casting Dobby as Jeff Sessions

I think Macy could pull off a good Bannon.

too skinny

top kek.

So... she's 100% playing Hillary, right? I mean, this isn't up for debate, right?

De Niro will fit right in as YEB!

Paul Ryan