SHITLETS BTFO
if you're not dropping at least 12" turds you're basically not a real man
>Cosmo polled 3234 of our female readers and asked them one simple question
>does the size of your partners poop mean anything in your relationship?
>surprisingly it's a lot more important than we thought
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fuck that. its how you use it that matters
>shitlet
thank you ... that word alone made me laugh out loud
you made my day a little bit better
Oh fucking sweet this is the size that women care about?! Let's start measuring, turdlets!
I didnt know Cosmo has an indian branch everything makes sense now!
Now I understand why they love black cocks. It all makes sense now.
I legit filled the bowl once. Well, to water level. Damn I should have taken a picture to send to women.
How can you say you love her if you can't even eat her poop?
I remember eating 6 big macs during a school-related road trip to italy. 22 hours; the only stop was in austria and i had to shit really bad, but the toilets were nasty as fuck so i decided to hold it in. Big mistake, turns out i was dehydrated as well so the first thing i do in italy was sit on the toilet wondering if this kind of pain should be felt while defecating. Not a 12'' turd unfortunately, just painful hunks of shit, but a lot. Masculinity reassured.
>go to the bathroom
>tiny cuckypoo pellets
IT'S NOT FAIR I DON'T WANT TO BE A SHITLET
Is this a good enough excuse to bring back poo poo pee pee?
How can white bois even compete?
>tfw drink a lot of kratom
>Turds literally as big around as soda pop cans
My ass hurts, gotta remember to eat more fiber or whatever.
>that whole article
Jews really are fascinated with the most disgusting subjects.
Damn that sucks. Pretty sure most women would rather die than be with a type 1 shitlet.
It's the inside that counts.
Hey ladies check out this chad
It's how it comes out that counts.
tried posting but it didnt work
women love it
ShitPic Is The New DickPic
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THE VIRGIN PEBBLE
THE CHAD LOG
I hate my shits, half the time they come out like a turkey baster with the knob first.
I feel so much closer to you after reading that.
Girls take the biggest turds. liveleak.com
What's their opinion on diarrhea?
Shitlets will have to hire slack arsed gay men to leave steaming logs in their bowls before they bring a woman home.
I gotta flush twice most mornings where are all my bitches
I am a "power shitter". I don't force it, but I quickly and regularly lay out an "impossible snake" and move on. If I am not doing any reading, I am in and out in less than 4 minutes. I am not in there for pleasure. I have a very regular diet, and very consistent shit.
I'm mystified by this. Always had great success with women but for some reason I failed to ever show them the turds I produce.
Is something wrong with me? Do all of you show your gf/wives your shit?
Why for the love of God would your partner know how big your shits are?
This. Ive been married ten years and neither of us knows what the others shit looks like
Average dick here, size matters if your personality sucks. If you can't turn a girl on out at dinner or out in town then your dick is all you really have left and if that's not on par well...nothing personal bud.
I also grew up with 5 sisters and heard a lot about size, personality and income of their friend's bf's and their own. I also fucked a lot of my sister's friends.
Oh man I let out some giant turds. You cannot comprehend the fire and fury that comes out of my ass. Last week my shit clogged the toilet.
Only when I'm shitting on someone's life
>not wanting to dominate your girl by showing her huge shits
Stupid whores. This is them thinking they have prostates or something
No wonder Poo in the loo's are such PA's
Now im a real man guys im so happy right now
Finally, my massive, bowl filling shits pay off.
I'll say the author is a 8.7 to 9.2 on the hot / crazy matrix
>no step on shit
Fake news
WHAT
>wife wants dinner
>shit on a plate
>???
>profit
Underrated
Any excuse is a good one I'd say
That is good since i have had shits well over a foot in length.
drink a pot of coffee will slide right out
eat more broccoli
My last poop were a lot of darkish pellets, like deer poop. What does it mean?
we need much more poo related content on Sup Forums, especially when shills are about
Fake. Sup Forums will believe anything.
pancreatic cancer
w-what about big liquid shits?
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Daily reminder that fibre is a Jewish trick. I've been telling everyone I know to repeat with me 'fuck vegetables'. You'd be amazed at how their lives instantly change.
Fuck Carrots
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post gore!
>Chad takes a tiny poo and she loves it
>Non-Chad takes a titan mega shit and she finds it disgusting
Also to be fair, only a Chad could literally show a woman his shit, or shit in front of her, and she'd still love it.
Veggies are a rather cool thing. If you research them a bit, you'll realize they are fucking low in vitamins and minerals. Like, really low. They are, however, a good way to get gastro-intestinal disorders. For example, after "5 a day" got introduced in the EU, gastro disorders skyrocketed.
It's also a fact that until rather recently, veggies were seen as really unhealthy: No calories, hard to digest, taste is so-so at best. And, as I said before, the vitamin/mineral content is laughable.
Research this shit. I'm not saying they are bad for you, but if they are giood for you, it's definitely not because of their vitamins.
>virgin poo
>chad shit
I don't blame them
so thats why roasties love the bbc
So you shit dicks?
>Contra: PeePoo edition
>tfw i clog the toilet every other time i shit
dont shit in the wood during hunting season
>fuck vegetables
>Cosmo
Aren't these memelords who tell women if you bite hard on your bf's balls he will find it erotic?
This is the first time since the neofolk mania of 2004 I have seriously (ie. not trolling) considered converting to strasserite national socialism.
It is purely aesthetical. First it was Death in June and now... turd degeneracy.
The mark of Zorro...
Thats funny considering isolated chinks have the longest avg life-span existing on a diet of 90% vegetables.
Death in June are poofters as well though.
Are all non-troll Sup Forumsacks poofters? I think so since otherwise you would find exotic and erotic immigrant women irresistible.
Arew white women just attracted to anything long and dark? Why are white women the worst race of women?
I remember eating near 1kg of peanuts once. I shat nothing but harden nuts.
Because of anti-anxiety and depression medication I cannot empty my bowels with out the help of laxatives.
There are pusher laxatives, which are large ills, that squeeze your colon (large intestine) like a tube of tooth paste. The end result is a huge log. However you will get major back pain alongside huge hemorrhoid blisters from using them.
Then there are flusher laxatives, which are tiny pills, that absorb body water into the intestine to flush out excrement. The end result is a gusher of tubgirl level proportions.
The downside is you are left extremely dehydrated, prone to making a mess in your pants, and having the runs for the next hour when it decides to come out.
I would recommend is taking two of the larger pusher laxatives (Exlax) with 1 smaller flusher (Dulcolax) in the evening. You will expunge waste material around 3pm to 5pm the next day, Most cases will yield a not to hard, not to soft log, with little smell.
In the event of raw anus, tight anus (inflamed hemorrhoidal blister protruding out the rectum's opening) I would suggest suppositories, which shrink tissue, and alleviates painful itching while providing lubricant for the next expulsion.
Who's girlfriend inspects the size of your turds??? This is insane.
Unironically no lie my shit comes out like a pent up piss jet and has the same liquad consistency.
>t 5 year alcoholic
Good thing I take really huge shits then.
>tfw you text this to your crush and she responds
this was the question that broke my mind.
Type 4 tastes the best
I legit got laid on a camping shit because I popped a squat next to a tree and squeezed out a bear sized shit
She had a weird sense of humor
That's uhhh
Really gross.
I think the Jews are trying to make white people a-sexual
He only time I lurk on 4chins is when I'm on the toilet and believe me from the shits I take they might think it was the hulk who produced it
I named him mr Hankey
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I want to punch her sand bags
brb, travelling to India to learn the way of the poo
I like reddit too
>Cosmopolitan
That should answer your question
this is it lads, the rise of pajeet is finally here
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POOLETS BTFO
WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Why not just drink coffee?
Would've made an awesome tinder pic
Can't find it on jewgle. OP is a fraud
My gf is usually very verbal and open but whenever she goes in after I take a big smelly shit she turns docile.
underrated
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