Australia hate thread

Auscucks are awake, Sup Forums. Show them what you think about them.

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rooboys are ok

sage.
daily reminder do not reply to false flags
do not read posts from false flags
false flags are jews and poos

Yes pls roast me daddy

Come on then, let's see your best bants.
Nothing I love more than crippling disappointment, must get it from my parents.

Canadians hide behind those flags the most tbqh

This is now an Australia LOVE thread.

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impressive thread
how will we recover from this assblasting

>Auscucks are awake
It's almost 7pm dickhead, L2timezone

but I like austria

BEAKED

Show your flag coward.

ausgaylia

Bindi Irwin is thicc

fuck off cunt

Don't bully the upside-down people that visit this place, they are the best posters here (except for the faggot that keeps posting blacked threads).

DIVIDE AND CONQUER THREAD

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Gaymerica

I'd stingray that

>except for the faggot that keeps posting blacked threads

He's my favorite aus poster though. He's very dedicated to triggering fragile Sup Forumstards till the mods ban him for another month

PLS NO BULLIE

she learned from her fathers mistake and just sticks to big emu cock

Australia is basically just an orgy of New Zealand citizens larping as Australians while dressed as furries. It's a fucking disgrace and has to end.

you should change that filename to horny NZers then

True. I admire his dedication, same with the roach that makes wh*Te-hate treads.

NZers are much sneakier than that. They're very hard to spot until they reach positions of the highest political power. It's part of their deceptive armory. Honestly, I can't even tell if those are New Zealander furries having an orgy or kangaroos going about their daily business. Can you?

He's amusing too. My favourite poster has to be Janka with his terrible memeball threads.

We'll be all that's left of humanity in two months. Global air currents tend not to cross the equator so the worst of the dust and cold will wipe out the northern hemisphere but only make Australia more livable.
The argies and safas will get wiped out by starving hordes migrating south from the top of their continents, giant hordes that will strip the land like locusts and leave nothing for the next years sowing.
Sure there might be a few kiwis, but they won't really count after they crossbreed to keep warm and make homo ovis .

It's 7.43pm at the moment, we've been awake for awhile.

i really really really like this pussy

We should just enslave NZ to be honest.
I'd love to hear some slave tunes sung with their dumbshit accent

Australia is shit dont come here bros

fuckoffwearefull

We get pretty sexually creative without a ruby ball desu. If you live on a farm, definitely don't let them around your livestock.

I'd dip my crab pots in that creek

rugby*

I don't even watch that sport desu unless it's a world championship

Don't tell me how and when to sleep you fucking fascist.

Lets see.... Western Europe is Fucked.. America is Fucked. If you're not living in Canada or Australia you're up shit creek with no paddle.

The call that saved Australia

We aren't allowed to have weapons for self defence, it's listed as an invalid reason for a weapon.

>Canada
The moldy maple syrup in my cupboard is contributing more to the world than Canada atm mate

Yeah there would actually be good yabbies there I reckon

#fuckoffwearefull

I get caught in the rangeban though so I'm not so keen on him

Outstanding and saved

that is a good memeball. Ive never tried jerking off with vegemite, I might try it one day

yea nah get fucked cunt

Who else stayin up late pulling buges and waking up for driving lessons tomorrow?

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what's this hipster trash? mi goreng or bust m8

>filename

I fuckin' gooch scoot thru a mile a' broken glass just to hear her fart thru a walkie-talkie

Enjoy your cancer faggot

Dont knock it till you try it

Fixed.
Too right on the mee goreng. Or on a beef rendang -- probably my face.

Great poster too, haven't seen him around here lately. The only posters I realy dislike are Mike and obamaleaf.

Jesus Christ. It looks like an Oblivion character if you just roll max on every attribute.

Just visit Australia Zoo, m8

watch her get freaky with the animals

>waking up for driving lessons tomorrow
underage b&

I like Aussies. Reminds Britain and the rest of Earth that the US could have become a drastically different nation.
>In other news, Kim Jong Un has decided to declare war on the United States.
>President Trump's response was "Game on y'fuckin' cunt!"
>In other news, the vegedollar has plummeted in value now that Japan has found a way to synthesize vegemite at a fraction of the cost

They're okay, but soon Australia will be colonized by the superior CHINESE MASTER RACE

So who won the emu war? I heard it's touch and go.

haven't you got a dog to boil, chang?

No one gives a shit about some reddit tier meme about some bumfuck region of Western Australia. 99.9999% of Australians don't even know a single town outside of Perth in that state. .

Nah cunt just too neet now I actually have a car so nows time to learn

whats this about cheap vegemite? give that nip the nobel prize

Fucken best best noodles soup ever!!!

>what's this hipster trash? mi goreng or bust m8
Fuck, if you never tried it you dont know what your missing..... it has genuine meat in it...

>be australian
>wake up next to your sister
>"ay dahlin fahk moi that a noice root last noight"
>ride a kangaroo to the shitposting plant
>get stopped by abbos
>their faces haven't load yet because of high ping
>give them all your petrol anyway
>apologise for invading their country
>say thank you to the traditional owners of the land, the irrawajjialabumbajjiju people
>continue on your way
>shitpost hard on Sup Forums all day so you can afford to pay your internet bill ($1000 for 0.1bps connection, 3mb data cap)
>go home
>get mugged by abos again
>no petrol this time, give them some of your ping instead
>switch on the tv
>the wallabies lost to NZ again
>"fahkin no worries m8 she'll be roight I'll just watch the loigue instead"
>the kangaroos lost to NZ again
>"m-muh cricket"
>newshub.co.nz/home/sport/2015/08/video-highlights-australia-bowled-out-for-60-england-dominate-day-one.html
>"m-muh afl"
>can't see what's happening, players' mullets blocking the camera
>go to NZ, steal some pavlova and claim it was yours all along
>cry yourself to seep muttering "m-muh hdi, m-muh gdp per capita"
>get bitten by spoidah
>die

>Genuine meat
It may as well be flavoured slime with the taste and consistency it has.
I brought those noodles once to try, never again.
Chopped up Inghams sweet chilli chicken tenders mixed through mi goreng master race here.

that was me 4 years ago

>implying mullets are bad

didnt you post this yesterday

Tendies + microwave rice cups + cheese toasted in a wrap is truly a gift from the neet god

it's a decent pasta desu

flavor flavor flavor

KEK

saved

made me laugh more than it should

oof

Coles tendies are the same shit but about two bucks cheaper m8. Savings on tendies makes for more bali holidays yip yip yeww

>Not just stocking up every month when they're half price

Sounds good to me mate

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Even if we were good at that game, I still wouldn't watch it m8

>wasting money going to bali
degenerate lad

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Its 840 on a work day getting sleepy

We're ready for the jihadis, send them in

I don't know about you guys but I think we need to import more africans

im offended

Who else having some tucker?

>not keeping your freezer full of icypoles at all times so you can cool down each time you have to walk 3kms to your letterbox and back

haha wahd is even going on there

lol who cares

top kek

shitpost.exe crashed and he had to reboot during the throw

MY GREAT GRANDFATHER DIED FIGHTING EMUS YOU CUNT

m8 the day you find me a ripstart for less than a pineapple in woy woy will be the day I stop buying bintang singlets

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literally no idea what you're on about mate

>tomato sauce with banana

im 20 minutes drive away from there. too far cunt

Actually, I kinda like Aussies.

Fuck off cunt

Fuck off yankee cuck