>Khaled Sharrouf, Australian terrorist, believed to have been killed in air strike in Syria archive.is/JkzW5
>Bruce Billson: Former Liberal minister weighing up future as he faces investigations over undisclosed salary archive.is/r2xDh
>Yarra City Council stripped of citizenship ceremony powers over Australia Day decision archive.is/8Fbh5
>World's most liveable city: Melbourne takes top spot for seventh year running archive.is/Oe9Wc
>‘They’ll bring out the pitchforks and revolt’: Dick Smith launches $1 million anti-immigration ad archive.is/i5No1
Nicholas Cox
g'day again aus/pol/.
Christian Long
first
Matthew Thompson
you ruin everything
Easton Allen
Are chinks for or against immigration?
Mason Stewart
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Juan Nguyen
not my fault you came in late mate.
Connor Taylor
They're for chink immigration.
Daniel Jenkins
world of warcraft is down.
Austin Nelson
Not sure they're really into letting the muzzies in.
Jackson Allen
Haven't played WoW for about a year - all my lvl 100's and 90's are rotting.
Luis Stewart
GAS THE BOOMERS! AGE WAR! AGE WAR NOW!
Adam Howard
most of the coloured gooks are muslims
Leo King
MWO is my poison ATM.
Henry Peterson
I got back into it two months ago now I don't play any other games.
Ethan Garcia
Doesn't matter. They're for chink immigration only which is just as bad.
Tyler White
play something else
Nathan Adams
Does anyone know if Gavin McInnes is still speaking at Boston Free Speech this weekend? Heard he wasn't.
Juan Carter
Democracy is a novelty to them, a silly quirk of a socialist system.
Connor Ross
Gavin Mcinnes stuffs things up his ass on air.
William Green
Based!
Cooper Evans
that's how you can tell he is redpill
Julian Young
Democracy is cancer. It allows 51% of the people to take away the rights of 49%. On top of that there's always more poor, lazy, useless cunts then there are useful working people.
There's a reason it's literally impossible to remove welfare and health care without a revolution.
Joshua Mitchell
How can I get off the dole?
Gabriel Reyes
get a job or ask not to be on the dole anymore
Gavin Morales
From the other thread:
>Go to medium and look up More Than Just Dollars: Risks of Being Trans in the Military if you want to read it.
Is it medium.com? I'm putting the title in the search field, but it keeps coming up with no results. Am I in the right place?
Angel Rodriguez
Those people have been the same throughout history. They're not a problem caused by democracy, it's just that you have to talk to them in a democracy.
Levi Diaz
Get diagnosed with autism and tell the you can't/are finding it difficult to get a job because of communication difficulty. They'll literally throw jobs at you.
Andrew Torres
When are we going to have a proper based aus/pol/ meeting. It's time to reclaim your birthright, mate.
Hudson James
No ones willing to overlook my resume gap. What can I do to get a job?
Brayden Richardson
That's the problem of government since the growth of the welfare state. How do you fund the gibs without crushing the productive contributors? The answer seems to be that you can't, and you just rack up debt. It's a good system for (((them))).
Brandon Bailey
yup, go to medium.com search on google.
Jason Stewart
Lie on your resume.
Adam Scott
this
Charles Foster
First you take away the right to vote of immigrants, then you take away the right to vote for people without a job and so on until the only people who can vote are people who have a net positive effect on the Australia economy.
>insert pic here that shows white americans contribute, on average, 2k dollars to the government per year while niggers take 10k.
Jayden Lopez
What can I plausibly fill 4 years in with?
Joshua Adams
find a business that went under within the last 6 months or so and say you used to work there
Alexander Roberts
It's worse in Aus with all that family tax benefit B shit. It's only the top 20% of families that are net contributors in tax. The other 80% get more in gibs than they contribute through tax.
Justin Moore
If you don't have functional family or a functional IRL senpai then you need to get on DSP. It's not a call to be a bludger, and it's not a call to give yourself a piece of paper that you use as an excuse. It's that if you don't have a social support structure around you, you're hindered.
Jonathan Sanders
Travelling the world to broaden your experience. Lots of casual bar work etc.
James Evans
Thanks. Any tips for fake references? I have just been putting my sister down because I have no one else.
Jason Richardson
yeah ask your parent's if any of their friend are willing to give you a reference
Jace Robinson
Have you got any job experience at all? What state, also? Heaps of Facebook tradie groups look for people - just make sure you're prepared to work hard and do labour.
Carter Foster
Will I need to get them to pretend they employed me ?
Hudson Hill
you need to clean up your digital footprints
Hudson Brown
>Yarra stripped.
Some faith restored.
Alexander Collins
>29 >notice that the hairs starting to get thin on top Well fug m8s, it's all downhill from here.
Michael Gonzalez
You can give references of character and not references of work colleagues. Just let them know it's a reference for character and persona, not work performance.
Jason Davis
I dunno I haven't had to make a resume in years. I like you have just have character references
Lucas Young
like = think fuck sometimes my brain just farts
Chase Wood
Yeah, but you can put mobile numbers down for most places and unless its for a super serious job they never chack any further than the person they call
t. done this for most of my jobs
Grayson Baker
I know - not really sure where to start with that though.
Jaxson Morris
shit meant for
Jaxon Thomas
Fuck user, I'm starting to think that if you have to ask all these questions, you're going to struggle to impress an employer. We all know the system is pretty fucked when you have no experience. You either have to have the confidence or commitment to persuade an employer that you're worth giving a try and you can quickly gain the skills needed to do the job, or you lie your fucking arse off the get your foot in the door, and then you still have to quickly gain the skills needed to do the job. Everybody fucking lies every fucking single day. Most employers won't give a shit so long as you turn out to be a valuable employee.
Dylan Wilson
yeah, i have no idea either. maybe you could use a pseudonym for work. it'd be easier than cleaning everything
Christian Martin
WA. Just at woodies for a few years a long time ago. I think it must be you who suggested this to me a while ago. You meant well but it didn't work out. Most of people on gumtree were turned off by no experience. Ended up lying and a gyprocker gave me a go, he got frustrated and paid me out after a few hours then never returned by texts.
Nolan Barnes
What happened 4 years ago? Give us a brief greentext of your time since then.
Austin Smith
Got it. Thanks for that.
Not sure if the user who wrote it is still here, but just want to say the article is a good read; not too long, well researched, and you managed to trigger what looks to be an unbalanced, muff munching feminist in the comment section. Top work, cobber!
Colton Cook
I was thinking of doing this also, but really have no idea what I could call myself that was both interesting and relevant.
Try concreting - always looking for labourers. If you can't see yourself doing that, try paying to do a barista course and go make coffee. Heaps of shitty cafe jobs around. Or look for promotional work, door to door fundraising. It's all shit, but they at least don't care bout experience and it's something to start with.
Owen Johnson
I suggest something like Ben Goldberg, they will think you are a jew and help you get work
Logan Butler
Awesome, thanks man. I'm still here posting. Really glad to hear some positive feedback. Said feminist blocked me so I can't read her comment anymore - sadly she doesn't understand that budgeting for jet expenses is counted in the military budget.
Levi Phillips
or Norma Finkelstein >works both ways
Zachary Torres
Just boils down to being a massive piece of shit coasting on centrelink and multiples failed attempts at a few different degrees. I was studying but having never finished and not being employed counts for fuck all. Trying to spin that in a positive light in interviews is difficult. I figure a well structured lie about being employed that entire time would serve me far better.
Cooper Morales
toots on the vape
Kevin Fisher
This is true. But in all honesty- I don't mind having name attached to opinion, after all, journalists job to expose truth as another user said. Just have to be wary of idiots who want to take it too far.
Jace Campbell
holy shit that's an epic palindrome
Wyatt Cruz
That would not serve you better. Are you renting a place privately with a real estate or are you paying your mum/mate cash?
Michael Walker
Have you considered short term volunteer work? You won't get paid, but they're usually not picky with who they take, and you can fill in that gap and get references out of it. You'd only have to do it for a few months tops before you 'upgrade' to a proper job.
Lucas Edwards
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Kevin Murphy
im going on a date with a chick tomorrow night, 2nd date but we've talked a lot since the first one and met a few times before that, seem to get along well.
She works a lot though so since the first date its been about 3 weeks, does that seem like too long a time to you guys? I'm not really that concerned but it strikes me as odd. idk.
Also she's coming back to mine after cause we're drinking and no open license to drive back home, does that mean im definitely getting to get some? I don't wanna read the signals wrong and fuck it up w/ some rapey vibes
Also is just the fact that i already know she's coming back to mine seem odd? I always though it supposed to be sorta spontaneous?
Idk I haven't dated in a long ass time and I was a teenager then so adult dating is fucking hard man
Kevin Howard
G'day, fellow white men.
Ayden Robinson
normally i'd say that the 3 weeks thing is because she is seeing more than just you trying to work out which dude she wants to date. Since she already said she would be going back to yours it might be true that she is busy with work
Lucas Clark
Tbh I had that kinda vibe too, but I'm kinda known to get jealous so I brushed it off, but afaik she really is just busy with work and other reasonable things when she says it.
My only other issue is she's similar to me personality wise which means it seems as though she doesn't need constant chit-chat, but I've had relationships fail because I never bring up conversation, hard to balance not being absent and being obsessive
Brody Morales
>Khaled Sharrouf, Australian terrorist, believed to have been killed in air strike in Syria
Sharrouf, Sharrouf is on fire. He don't need no water let the motherfucker burn. Burn, motherfucker, burn
Luis Johnson
Your fine mate - back to yours is a good sign. Have a bottle of red and some nuts waiting to offer her something when she gets there. Put on some chill music and chat - first fifteen minutes, act like you are distracted. Say something like "God, you look stunning tonight" and lean in for the kiss. Works 90% of the time. Don't over think it. Don't sperg out and you are in like Flynn.
Longer than that and it will be weird for both of you.
Nathaniel Reed
Heh
Asher Edwards
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Tyler Rogers
was a bit the same when dating my wife. Just look for openings to get her to talk about herself and you're fine.
Jason Thomas
yeah thats what I did on the first date, was super nervous cause im not the best at chit-chat but I got her talkin then just added little anecdotes and stuff and carried the conversation in a way where she did most of the talking thanks mate appreciate it
Grayson Murphy
Just play it cool. Are you looking for a short lay or a long term thing with the girl?
Let her initiate the sex if you're nervous about it. As she will only do it if she is having an incredibly good time and psychologically 'trusts' you.
Even then, treat the sex as the cherry on top of an incredibly good night, don't expect something to happen because the 'cards have lined up' or try to force it because it will look shitty on your behalf which is what you don't want. Or as someone who tried to take advantage of the situation. Plus if she wants to fuck you after the second date, it means she has really enjoyed herself and will want a 3rd date.
Blake Ward
Long term I think when I mentioned she was similar to me that was a good thing, I've had a lot of crazy ass over-needy women in my life so it's nice to have someone who has a similar relaxed vibe and is down to earth.
I think you're right with the sex, I definitely wont be pushy or anything. Like you said don't want to come off as weird or taking advantage or w/e especially since it'll be the first time we both really drank much together. And yeah you're right, if she would've slept with me on the 2nd date but I just didnt set it up right she will probably still want a third anyway
Asher Lee
Just tell her that your spaghetti is the traditional recipe, that you're seeking a long term mate for the sole purpose of procreation. If she accepts, make sure she's not Jewish, Polish, Marxist, or retarded; they're bad for you. Now you are aligned completely with the victory condition, you must make a plan to sledgehammer your way around the obstacles blocking your path into the City of Love that you so desperately desire to reside within, and it must be executed in the most efficient way possible. The time may come where you encounter resistance from within and your will may falter, this filth must be exterminated with conscious disgust; making the future safe for your children will be hard work but when Ultimate Victory is achieved, well Adolfs your Furer.
Dominic Baker
good luck and godspeed lad.
I'm off to bed, catch you cunts tomorrow
Benjamin Phillips
get a mate to lie for you, my best made said i was his labourer for 3 years to get me my last job, worked my ass off hard as fuck there for 8months to get a real positive review then went from there to get an apprenticeship. Lifes good now.
I was in a similar boat to you, centrelink for about 4 years, started 2 degrees and 2 tafe courses, definitely dont want to see what my debt is like now. But you can turn your life around.
>I've got no friends pay someone on the internet to lie for you or something
anyway the tldr is lie thats a really roundabout way of saying make sure you're compatible and don't let trivialities stand in your way
appreciate it, cya chief
Evan Phillips
M8 if you go around waiting for girls to initiate sex you're not going to get laid much, honestly you've got to be pretty aggressive to get much high-quality pussy
Cameron Carter
I know that too and I took that into consideration with his tip, i think the main gyst is just dont be too pushy and try to read the situation.
there were plenty of times where I turned nothing into fucking, but i didnt give a fuck if they got mad and left in those situations, and teens are a lot easier to woo than adult women, at least thats what ive found so far.
though desu, i was a hotter teen than i am man ;-;
Jose Edwards
>high-quality pussy
If they take every cock they see from 'aggressive' men, then i'm sure that pussy wouldn't be high quality anymore. Unless you mean high quality as in, it is long lasting like a duracell battery.
Isaiah Bailey
Yeah, don't be too pushy, always stay a bit cold and aloof
In my experience, the prettiest girls tend to fuck far fewer men than average looking women, and ugly women tend to be the most slutty.
The highest quality women tend to also be the most feminine, hyper feminine women are primarily attracted to aggressive, aloof, hyper masculine men
Ethan James
please help me aus/pol/. I'm visiting relatives at the moment but they want to come with me back to sydney. what do?