Is this accurate?

Is this accurate?

Idk but I've been doing no fap for about 40 days now and noticed today my pee had a red tint, it wasn't bright red just very slightly coloured you know? Am I fucked do I have cancer

Well, her hair does look like a chimney sweeper.

clearly you have cancer for coming to this shitty board

Can this nigger just fuck off already?

No, monkeys don't wear pants.

Very confused.

WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?

that's not how that works. your testicles don't just keep making sperm until they pop.

are you getting super erections? maybe a popped vein from having wood 24/7?

if you are worried go get a urine analysis in a lab.

...Santa?

What did she mean by this?

OP's post gave you cancer...

Yeah same i have literally no clue what that means

only if shes jewish

But I don't have a fireplace.

A beautiful take on a classic question: Why can't we hit women?

i literally have no idea what the fuck this means

I masturbated today though maybe that's why?
No I didn't get erections very often, normal amount but they were super stiff and hard

this, someone who knows ebonics please explain

Is this something stupid people say to sound smart?

YOu know what

I think shes just saying she really likes rimming

I don't understand what it's saying. What is the niggress talking about?

Does this mean she likes to stick fingers in her partner's butt during sex?

do niggers even understand basic English

I always wondered what is it with these no fap challenges kids here in Sup Forums keep doing.

why would you torture yourselves like that?
faping clears the mind of sex thoughts. why would you want to be horny 24/7? that badly affects judgment and makes it really easy for girls to manipulate and use you.

You do not gain anything by not fapping. the testosterone boost is just a myth. testosterone does not come from having a lot of sperm saved up. that's just silly.

WHAT IS IT

I wasn't North 24/7, it didn't make girls easy to manipulate me I felt better because I wasn't manipulated by kikes who make sick filthy porn.
You should only see your wife nakes that's it.

I wonder who

Because its a show of willpower. Something niggers like you wouldnt understand

holy fuck we need to get this to the front page so someone can explain this fucking gibberish to me

basically it means: if men start wearing women's pants, don't be surprised if women start pegging men. she's /ourgorilla/

She wants to stick things in your ass.

I do not understand what the chimney represents here.

no fap has been proven to cause cancer

>No fap
>I wonder why my dick is fucked up
The leaf flag speaks for itself.

Is she saying she's father christmas?

you dont have the 1st clue what you are talking about

Literally what did she mean by this? I unironically don't understand.

That means we gassed a nigger in our fireplace

Did father Christmas become the smoke flying through our chimneys?

>chimney

So she wants to be killed and cremated? Okay.

She likes to roleplay as Santa

Any nigger willing to translate that?

I do nofap for the the free icing. After a while the Icing Fairy puts free icing in your pants every morning. It's good on toaster strudels.

It means having sex is anudda shoah

...

She has a sounding fetish.

STD? STI?

It means that if you fuck her she might try to peg you, because is only fair to stuff you like a thanksgiving turkey too.

>in your chimney.