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Which breeds are /ourbreed/? Dogs are Man's best friend, but which ones are the White man's best friend?

>Summoning that German breeder user

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pitbulls

german shepherds, husky, nothing that is ugly

>i am nigger the dog

rats

Most dogs hate niggers and sandniggers, the breed makes little difference there, however, it's important to have a dog that can defend itself and your lives ones from them.

huskies are kind of detached though, from what I've seen they're useless for protection. Get distracted easily and always chase rabbits instead of blacks.

Catahoulas

akitas are super loyal and good guard dogs. however like pitbulls they can be violent.

i still prefer rats though.

Pitbulls are the niggers of dogs with destroyed brains through inbreeding
Huskies expect the alpha male (so their owner) to protect them and let you fight. They look a bit like wolves but evolved far beyond them.

We own a Dobermann and she's the cutest yet fiercest thing. Scares the shit out of the Muslim mailman too.
Just make sure you keep ears and tail intact or you and your dog are gonna look like niggers/lower working class.

Basically all spitz breeds(huskies, shibas, akitas, etc), and also the German, Dutch, and Belgian Shepherds.

All others are sub-dog garbage.

Dalmations.

White, and spots niggers.

>all spitz breeds

:3

That's the sort of dog that I'd let fuck my wife.

Molossus

I have a chocolate lab and he is a very good boy

>tfw I have a german shepherd

Saarloos wolfhond

Labs are basically the dog equivalent of those sad military cucks who bring home Filipino wives.

All pooches are approved in my books

All LGD breeds are top-tier.

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people dont even know that the Pitbull was, at 1 point, in a neck and neck tie against the Eagle to become Americas Mascot.

>jap dog breed
>white

>she
sorry m8. owning a girl dog is beta as fuck

underrated yet somehow overrated after the release of 101 dalamations. These dogs get MUCH bigger than clueless non-dog people expect. Great herding working dogs. What they lack in intelligence, they make up for in stamina and power. Love Dalmatians.

looks like a Caucasian Ovcharka , very rare bred in the US.

Im looking at getting a 1-2 year old, male, White German Shepard. There's an awesome rescue near Chicago that grab all the strays from around the USA.

pic related. calling about him tomorrow

Pyrenees! They are loyal to the end and will defend your livestock, plus they scare the shit out of anyone who trespasses.

What the hell is that engine of destruction?

Anything with a big knot that a girl can take ;)

Bask in the glory of the Komondor

>sorry m8. owning a girl dog is beta as fuck

Our other dog is a male Malinois / Belgian Shepherd who'd maul everything with a penis (except me).
That said you don't know shit about dogs because female dogs are just as fierce as male dogs. Go have a look at your local K-9 unit.

Cane Corso

>good hunting dog
>good home defense
>Muslims hate black dogs

Found the “special“ breed

Great Danes for sure.

yeah female dogs are just as aggressive (desu maybe even slightly more, in my own personal experience). thats correct. but youre still a beta cuck for owning a female dog

I have a little pitbull, I'm not white btw

basset hounds

Tibetan Mastiff. One of the largest, most ferocious breeds in existance. Super cute puppets, too.

They lack in intelligence? Dalmations are the Jews of doggos. Extremely high IQ compared to other breeds, trust me (have had 4 dals growing up).

>Extreme Doggo IQ
>Mid-tier height
>Extremely lean bodyfat
>Very athletic, need to run 30+ mins a day
>Superiour tracking; could walk a path along a forest boundary and the doggos would do their thing, sprinting up every 5 mins to see me and make sure we're on course etc.
>Great with kids, will watch them in ways you can't imagine (ie. if a stair gate falls down, they will sit and watch the kids to make sure they don't go near, will sniff child's breath to make sure they're breathing, etc)
>Extremely high vertical (could grab snacks 7ft+)
>Capable of extreme violence against other dogs (my one dog destroyed a German Sheppard)
>Absolute hatred of cats (had one, had to get rid of the psychopath after dogs set traps for the cat-- ie. using their snots to make the stair cage fall, then hiding lying in wait and attacking. cat had to hide on top of 9+ ft boxes to live)
>Extreme loyalty (when one doggo passed, the other doggo at the time fell into a deep depression)

yaeh great when their hips give out at 4 years old and they cant walk anymore.

Top-tier dogs.

ehh mines going on 9 years with no issues at all.

>fuckhuge
>intelligent
>protects your land
>hates gypsies
10/10

i think youre just autistic and confused Border Collies with Dalmatians.

Must the the black/white spot thing they boith have going on

Whippets or GTFO

Awww cmon female doggos are the best doggos. Plus I don't feel evil when I spay them. Neutering male dogs is just evil.

probably has a hint of mixed mutt in them

French bulldog

>youre still a beta cuck for owning a female dog

Nigger thinking. "I ownz da ghetto, I is MANLY".
Besides staring at some one else balls the whole day isn't healthy either.

nope. akc papers and every thing. she's as pure as I am.

It's a great way to non-verbally tell people that you're gay. dead srs

Tibetan Mastiff

They get massive and are hugely aggressive if provoked since they were bred to defend flocks against tigers.

They won't obey you unless you have all 8 badges though.

(you)

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Dogs eating their own shit is often a sign of deep psychological problems

Literally anything but pitbulls and chihuahuas.

>accusing someone of autism
>confuses border collies with dalmations

Yeah good luck with that thing at your side.

Bull Mastiff!

is that why germans are the top producers of scat porn?

(((germans)))

I've been breeding dogs for twenty years and found the runty bitches to be the most aggressive. I think it's because they think they have something to prove to the world. Three runty bitches cost me thousands of dollars in vet bills. They fuck up the males and leave wounds that need stitches.

Send that fucking dog to china

REMINDER: Chihuahuas were literally bred to be livestock animals.

The Mexica didn't have any other animals to domesticate or breed for consumption except Xolocuitles and Chihuahuas. They weren't bred for intelligence or defense, they are absolutely bereft of intelligence or talent.

It's like owning a cow for a pet.

Cows are actually pretty good pets tho.

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>>accusing someone of autism
>>confuses border collies with dalmations

Dalmations aren't known for being intelligent. They are one of the more unintelligent dog breeds.

Fun fact:
That stereotype came about from a German production firm in the 80s which supplied pretty much all of America with it's limited supply,of videos.
The kicker here is of course that they produced pretty much exclusively for the American market because it was so popular there (and only there), which is why it's an American stereotype and not a French, Italian or British one about the Germans.
So what you should ask yourself is, why are Americans so obsessed with sharting in and outside of the mart?

>(((germans)))

I have two pitbulls or American bullies. I know they are the niggers of the dog world and bla bla bla...I'm about to adopt three legged pitbull that got shot by niggers in Houston. I think she will hate niggers very much. And hopefully she will teach my other doggos to hate niggers, my dogs are overly friendly, and I'm worried about people stealing them

It's usually people who never had dogs before that think otherwise. I also found that the difference in weight/muscle usually doesn't play much into who "wins" either.

>checked
If you have a female dalmation, unless you're breeding her, spay her.

>Female dalmations have a ~95% of uterus/vaginal cancer.

My dalmation Missy, who was the most energetic dog on earth, ended up getting cancer (mother didn't spay her) and I had to slowly watch the life drain out of her as the cancer ravaged her... to the point she didn't move and I had to carry her... :(

Awww my girlfriend is Tibetan. I should surprise her with one of these.

>beta Cuck for owning a female dog

you fucking dumb niggers, go on ANY amateur porn site right now and all the german vids (not from the 80s btw faggot) are either incest or scat

yes american porn is just as degenerate, all porn is, but germans aren't master race. all the decent ones have been dead for decades

i do have a GSD though and he is a good boy

Send her to dogschool or she might just die.

>Which breeds are /ourbreed/? Dogs are Man's best friend, but which ones are the White man's best friend?
By what authority do you figure you can judge the dogs?

I to would preffer to die than to have a faggot owner who uses emoticons on an imageboard.

>spaying large breed dogs

But then I can't fuck them. Spay the small ones, fucking them kills them anyways. But the big breeds are good for fucking.

Sounds like you're experienced in looking up shitporn, thanks for proving my point.
Your confirmation bias aside though, why the fuck would you look at that you sick fuck?

>Unintelligent
>Extremely Intelligent
>Most easily trainable dog
Not to mention manipulative

t. Never owned a Dalmation.

i only watch amateur porn because professional videos are gross, all the vids with titles in german language have to do with scat or incest, i dont watch it but i can read german

My Husky is incredibly loving. You're 100% right about protection, though. Got into a fight in front of her when she was a young pup. Didn't do shit. Though hasn't had a chance since then.

Distracted easily as well. Fuckers will run after ANYTHING.

Pit/lab mixes are better dogs than most pure-breeds desu.

nigger tier choice fitting well with a bulgarian gypsy mongrel

You Know, even if you wouldn't obviously be talking bullshit here that would still be a pretty fucking weak excuse to hide that you like scat porn, m8, especially since it's banned on most sites and that you won't find it without specifically looking for it.
Seek help.

Loving animals is first sign of zoophilia.

This.
Though if you really want to not be contrarian, you should always go for the national breed.

>if you criticize something that must mean you like it fallacy

nah there is tons of shit on amateur porn sites. go poo in mouth

Loving children is the first sign of pedophilia.

My border collie is pretty good.

Peak aesthetics

Russians confirmed for zoophiles since their nation is 30% nonwhite and mayor of Moscow is a shitskin subhuman. A joke of Slavic world really

Alaskan wooly malamute

Apparently illegal status was bred into them, too.
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They're medium-sized dogs.

I saw one of my dals troll a German Shepard, barking match initially, then my dal decided to do it and opened the front door and attacked. Ripped the skin off the neck of the German Shepard instantly.

Told him to stand down; he did.

City tried to kill him for aggressiveness, successfully argued the German Shepard was owned by niggers and not trained. GS had attacked others before. My doggo was right in self defense.

One thing non-Dalmation owners will know is that Dalmations are very paranoid and won't trust for a long time. You have to earn their trust.

I Love my poodles. Smart fucking dogs and well mannered. Of course my aren't cut like that.

German Shepherd x Blue Cattle = Based as fuck dog

Good waterfowl dogs, too.

It wasn't about critique, but about you claiming to have intimate and representative knowledge about ssomething you don't find in large numbers without specifically trying.
Which porn sites do you use? Even on motherless it's not presented without looking for it.
>inb4 another shitty excuse
Degenerate

Which ever is big enough to fuck comfortably

Aren't they hell to groom though?

Big angry mop