So, uhhhh... Donald Trump...
So, uhhhh... Donald Trump
yes?
BONGALD BRUMPF
FIVE SCOOPS COME ON
go home /fit/, you're drunk
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Two spoops? Really crumpy?
TWO PEACHES DRANALD DRUMPF!!! AAAARRRRRAGGGGGHHHH!!!!!!
Fuck off dyel I go where I pleese.
FIVE SCOOPS COME ON
I hope Rich pulls through
>Best Time Line
>Donald Trump President
>Colbert King of Late Night
>No downsides because I'm not American
How could this universe get any better
it's time for the nuclear option were gonna need an on tv cry.
*audience laughter*... Donald Trump just said...
me too senpai, me too ;_;
>Two sides?
ZEEEEEENOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLL
XONELD GLUMPHF AND THE TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
If you want the talk show hosts to shut their mouths then maybe Trump should stop praising neo-nazis?
He is literally handing them the material.
>"So...."
>audience visibly tense
>"Donald....Trump...."
>woman in front row frothing at the mouth
>has to be restrained because she's having seizures
>"Today, Drumpft."
>Audience screams and begins to fling their own shit at the stage
>Colbert raises one hand, and immediately it's dead quiet.
>Audience is breathing rapidly, waiting for the big payoff
>Several people are crying and chewing the ends of their fingers off
>Colbert takes a deep breath and utters a single word
>"Impeach."
>Several people in the front row spontaneously combust
>Maxine Waters comes out in full dragon armor, including a halberd
>Can't speak because she's a skeleton mob
>Does the war dance of the skeleton people instead
>People in the audience are beating the shit out of each other
>A woman tears her baby in half for not laughing at Colbert's latest Drumpftkin burn, fearing the worst
>Uses one of his limbs to choke the person next to her
>Maxine continues to dance, even as the whole structure rips apart at the seams
>Colbert raises his hand once more.
>Everything stops, it's dead quiet.
>He smirks and rubs his hands together
>"Putin."
>The entire studio warps out of this plane of existence, powered through to a dimension filled entirely with smugness.
>People watch this
I take care of an old dude with dementia who watches CBS every day and every fucking day tits the same fucking thing
>Good morning, today is DATE, welcome to CBS news....PRESIDENT TRUMP-
2 sides.