Our bro now has chocolate thieves

Our bro now has chocolate thieves

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Better be careful with them fucking kinder eggs.

>tonnes
what is this is moon lander terms

isnt nutella hazelnut

Obviously it's Merkel's fault am i right

who /cheeky/ here?

Nutella is chocolate mate

Fuck AfD!

100 years worth of nutella
nice

they stole about 50000 to 70000 €

the Afd is shit mate but just he posts a negro doesnt mean you gotta get triggered

probably planing a terrorist attack in the states

Over here they're classified as a deadly weapon.

It had hazelnuts
t. Almost died when I tried nutella after being assured it was just chocolate.

oh wait i forgot kinder eggs are illegal in the US

>Kinder Eggs

Send in Seal team 6 immediately. We can't let such dangerous weapons of mass destruction get loose.

kek

>being allergic to nuts

kys

well yes its milk chocolate with hazelnuts

btw hows the situation in barcelona?

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WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN???WON'T SOMEBODY THINK ABOUT THE CHILDREN????

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but it's chocolate cream mate i eat this shit all the time mate you cant just go and destroy my view on that delicious piece of german food engineering

maybe some drunken fags stole the lorry

Damn that's a lot of sugar

you americanos should be used to that

that's why it's called nutella and not chocolate cream

its chocolate cream mate

I avoid sugar and drink plenty of water. #notallburgers

most nuts have precursors to cyanide or trace amounts of it, so perhaps it's an evolutionary protection measure

im too sad to argue on that

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no stop saying that or there will be an Anschluss again

do it, it was the best thing for austria

This will have consequences. Prepare yourselves. Germany

>german food engineering
Nutella isn't german you fucking idiot.

based. I bet they have top hats and twirly mustaches too

so salty Bergjude

the project switzerland was a mistake. we should annex you.

i always pour a shit ton of sugar into my coffee

>tfw german and its too dangerous to drink water

Well, I couldn't miss the opportunity.

>Having genes so defective that you can't even eat a nut

Hitler would have gassed you.