/CPD/ CHICAGO PD SCANNER THREAD - PROTECT THE MONUMENTS EDITION

>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT???
ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE

>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

>>For Ambiance:
soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro

DANK AUSSIEROBERT OC:
youtube.com/watch?v=ZMLxgBxSiyU

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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
cpdmemorial.org/

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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings Scoreboards:
heyjackass.com
dnainfo.com/chicago/
chitownmugshots.com/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
homicides.suntimes.com/

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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

>>Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

>>Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

PASTEBIN: pastebin.com/pD418Eky

Other urls found in this thread:

downdetector.com/status/snap-ebt/map/
twitter.com/magamu312?lang=en
youarelistening.to/chicago
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
neweastside.org/scanner.html
youtube.com/watch?v=18N2k1TBBRE
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

Bump for Honest Abe

Monuments under threat, EBT's not working, fun times ahead.

>EBT's not working

What happened to the gibs?

Outages. Look at chicago on this map
downdetector.com/status/snap-ebt/map/

aww shit yeah gonna be a good night tonight

The stream is being real good to me tonight. slow ethereal ambient during the pregame hours. Bring on the night! Let's see what horrors she has in store for us.

>chimping noises in the background

>[loud chimping noises]
He's gonna need another car.

multiple ambulances at a scene to recover victims, cars rolling on two EMS calls.

>mexican prostitute in custody...also worked at the bar

FOOT CHASE WESTBOUND ON SAWYER Three males jumped a fence fleeing

lots of spics out tonight...

Indeed. Listening to Adam stalk beans through the streets of Chiraq is good stuff.

Evening, Roberts.

>ON WABASH, THERE'S A WHOLE GANG OF FOLKS
Backup en route!

Welcome back user

>FIVE OR SIX
>FIVE OR SIX SHOTS FIRED
>AH AH AH

here for the monument hijinks

old guy trying to steal liquor.

>five male blacks stripping a stolen truck for parts

Threadly reminder if you want to meet other autists in Chicago you can - twitter.com/magamu312?lang=en

A whole lot of shots fired there. I wonder what's up with that.

They state full social security numbers on a public scanner?!

I thought that was against the privacy act or something...

>FOUR
>FOUR SHOTS FIRED
>AH AH AH

Probably for positive ID by radio. People can check for past records and it's a bit harder to make up and be believable versus just a name and address. They are, of course, redacted on FOIA or other public releeases.

>male undressing and urinating on the platform

Thanks... and now for a Hispanic stripping with sunglasses behind his neck.

Has there ever been radio silence in Chiraq?

I just found out that EBT stood for English Bull Terrier

fuck forgot image

cannibalism tonight boys!
what's the code for that?

Well, considering both Chicago and Illinois are functionally bankrupt...

Evening, Roberts.

>6 male blacks and female blacks are fighting with knives and tazers
SHEEEIIIT

>seven male and female blacks fighting with knives and tasers

where are you hearing this? i dont hear this

youarelistening.to/chicago

> anonymous
> drug dealing
> alley
> one in the ground
> boys and girls fighting in the street with knives and tasers, vacant lot (do these count? where?)

On mobile guys sorry

dey crunk af

why is it different form broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

Youarelistening is the broadcastify stream with comfy background music.

I don't hear anything going on!

There's the parking lot

neweastside.org/scanner.html

Here is a list of CPD codes

Tfw no retarded gf to protest and get shot at with

Try refreshing it or just use the direct broadcastify one. It's working for me.

thanks this is more than OP
still trying to figure out what 4112 is

>male white jumping in front of cars
>his face is painted with white shoe polish
>has a banjo and a cup

Holy shit hahaha

AND now shots firs at the banjo guy

Somebody painted with white shoe polish carrying a banjo is jumping in front of cars

> tall white dude with fucking shoe polish on his face stopping traffic

I got the dispatch laughing, out-fucking-standing.

...
When did bleach become a weapon of choice?

>female trying to fight everybody
>pouring bleach everywhere
>she has mace in her hand

i fight err body in my white-T

youtube.com/watch?v=18N2k1TBBRE

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Fun times ahead when they realize Mt. Rushmore was carved by Gutzon Borglum, who was a member of Grand Council of the Triple-K. LoL

>female friend passed out after two drinks
>no medical problems

Lightweight or spiked drink?

>passing out after two drinks
he's lyin

Face tattoos and guns

NIGGER NONSENSE

SHOTS FIRED

spiked drunk nigger

15 shots wow

>shots fired at MLK

Black cop sounds ghetto as hell hahahaha

>FIFTEEN
>FIFTEEN SHOTS FIRED
>AH AH AH

Is there any street named after that man that isn't a ghetto shithole?

anyone know how much chicago cops get paid? id assume its more than most other towns right?

ok i JUST heard the bleach and mace one

>A 72
thats a gun involved

Creepy music ATM

I really don't think the starting salary of $48k is enough DESU. Some nights, Robert sounds like fucking Syria. Also, they don't provide body armor. Donate to the 'get behind the vest' link in OP's bread if you want to help.

Here's the board so far...

I love those moments when the music matches the action

AH AH AH 55!

The black cop mumbling is my favorite

>kids left in a gray chevy

>kids involved

>male beaner
>shot twice in the leg
>stable is not a condition REEEEEEE

green chevy my man

>STABLE IS NOT A CONDITION

>Male Spic two GSWs in left leg

is that a 110?

oh shit, yellin in the background

Love these threads BTW. So comfy

Black guy again hahaha

Not sure desu.

Cops helping little old ladies yay :D

Damn sounds like their investigating some spooky shit.

>DOA

Gun in a white towel. Why no holster nigger?

we already got the user caller

clueless rookie!!!

shit i missed it!!! what exactly happened w the rookie?

I heard it a bit ago, then some phone number was read out.

spooky car?
it was towed but is somehow still there?

dispatch was telling him to do some routine action i think

Gotcha.

Did that definitely happen?

not definite dont check off just yet

>offenders pointed something at a police officer

10-4.

gotta put some laundry in quick, everyone keep me informed.

CAR IS HAUNTED, USE CAUTION

>male black threatening to commit suicide

SOS?

I'll go ahead and put the haunted car.

Does "check your keys" mean duty's being handed off or something?

that was a domestic called in nothing came of it
did you hear it?

Means somebody has an open mic.

Just heard it repeated, I think here ya go. You sure it was unsubstantiated?

Thanks m8