If your country never had a king or emperor, it has no culture and is not welcome in this thread

If your country never had a king or emperor, it has no culture and is not welcome in this thread

Sorry Americucks

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emperor_Norton
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/House_of_Hanover#Monarchs_of_Great_Britain_and_the_United_Kingdom_and_Electors_and_Kings_of_Hanover
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maurya_Empire
juraforum.de/lexikon/fuehrer
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Croatian–Bulgarian_wars
youtube.com/watch?v=eVTXPUF4Oz4
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

>tfw no culture

?????
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emperor_Norton

It's ok mr. 52%, at least you'll have your second civil war soon

>this is American culture

Well you learn something new every day don't you.

Did he make the antivirus?

hey hey calm down aut bro. america is our fiend since trump took over. not so good like russia but friends. thank you for your attention.

>America is our friend
You what?
That racist bastard will be impeached soon enough

When the fact that my country has a monarch gives it culture by default.
Ok.

>Sorry Americucks
??????
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/House_of_Hanover#Monarchs_of_Great_Britain_and_the_United_Kingdom_and_Electors_and_Kings_of_Hanover

If the Kings of colonial America don't count, then neither do the Emperors of pre-democratic Austria-Hungary.

when?

Are you a monarchist user?
Could your country get its monarchy back?

Emperor Norton was the most honest and decent emperor in all history. Also ten thousand mourners went to his funeral - true story.

Indeed. King Shlomo was a great ruler

Yeah, we got Max.

>he doesnt know about emperor norton

hello lads

God dammit, Gavrilon you faqd up everything!

lmao what?
You guys were so unhappy with your king that you started a war and wanted independence
And now you're here telling me the US had a king?
>this is American culture
I'm glad you didn't include Bosnia because fuck Bosnia
>one of the only two countries in Europe that got raped by the mudslimes and stayed mudslime
The Habsburger are now allowed to participate in elections after being banned for like a hundred years so maybe they can reclaim their power and make us a monarchy again

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It's quite a shame what the turks did to the bosnians.

Rebellion or not, we still had kings for 150 years.

WE

WUZ

But Americans DID have a king, though. King George.

They beat him.

>tfw the Austrian emperors official full title includes 'king of jerusalem' because we claimed the crusaders paths lands
Can't get more based than that

Tsar/emperor Dushan the mighty (Dušan silni in serbian)

nah dude
the kid ferdinand zvonimir von habsburg said that he doesn't want to reunite the monarch

Never, hopefully.
Also, tell your slav neighbours to give back italian land.

KANGZ

>italy
>a real country
you're as real as yugoslavia

"Nearly 30,000 people packed the streets of San Francisco to pay him homage at his funeral"


I have a good king. Eccentric and insane, just like my culture.

lad, watch this
King of Spain
Holy Roman Emperor
King of the Romans
King of Germany
King of Italy
King of Castile
King of Aragon
King of Valencia
King of Mallorca
King of Sicily
King of Naples
King of Hungary
King of Jerusalem[note 1]
King of Bohemia
King of Croatia
King of Portugal
King of Galicia and Lodomeria
King of England[note 2]
King of Ireland[note 2]
King of France[note 1]
Grand Prince of Transylvania
Archduke of Austria
Emperor of Mexico
Duke of Burgundy
Duke of Parma
Count of Habsburg

The difference is that Yugoslavia was created by the entente and Italy by its own people.
But yeah, mr. Border Dispute, tell me more about what countries are real.

>1776
>fuck the king
241 years later
some user on a Cambodian abortion clinic guestbook says your country has no culture if it never had a king
>BUT MUH KING GEORGE
Was that before you guys got assraped by the Turks?

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sure thing jamal
now go rape some white women and gib back south tyrol and trieste

Give us back South Tyrol faggot

>try to bant
>your bantz suck
Sucks to suck, Australia

>Given ultimate wisdom by God himself
>Few years later his wives convince him to worship other gods

Really activates the almonds, don't it?

sup m8s

Croatia is about as real as is Ukraine really

Come take it

Good then.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maurya_Empire

If your Country never had a "Führer" it has no culture and is not welcome in this thread

•die amtliche Bezeichnung („Führer und Reichskanzler“) des deutschen Staatsoberhaupts von 1934–1945 und den Inhaber dieses Amtes Adolf Hitler, siehe Führer (Politik)

juraforum.de/lexikon/fuehrer

We all know bulgars are secretly mongols.

>son of adulterer

>bulgaria
>talking shit to croatia
mate we btfo'd you in the 10th century and we will do it again, you filthy subhuman turks need to go back to anatolia

Nice
Here's emperor of Austrias full title
His Imperial and Royal Apostolic Majesty,
By the Grace of God Emperor of Austria,
King of Hungary and Bohemia, Dalmatia, Croatia, Slavonia, Galicia, Lodomeria and Illyria;
King of Jerusalem, etc.;
Archduke of Austria;
Grand Duke of Tuscany and Cracow;
Duke of Lorraine, Salzburg, Styria, Carinthia, Carniola and Bukovina;
Grand Prince of Transylvania, Margrave of Moravia;
Duke of Upper and Lower Silesia, of Modena, Parma, Piacenza and Guastalla, of Auschwitz and Zator, of Teschen, Friaul, Ragusa and Zara;
Princely Count of Habsburg and Tyrol, of Kyburg, Gorizia and Gradisca;
Prince of Trent and Brixen;
Margrave of Upper and Lower Lusatia and in Istria;
Count of Hohenems, Feldkirch, Bregenz, Sonnenberg etc.;
Lord of Trieste, of Cattaro and on the Windic March;
Grand Voivode of the Voivodeship of Serbia
etc., etc.

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this is true

lets reminiscence our habsburg times my fellow cultured country

Croatia is rightful Austrian clay
>tfw we had a führer

>king of jerusalem
we wuz juden's n shiet

We had the Austrian king/emperor rule over us. Does that count?

My fellow Spaniard friend!
We sure shared some nice history together!

>implying von habsburgs weren't slovenes larping as austrians
oy vey

>we btfo'd

Who's this "we"? Croats are a small shitslav tribe that got raped by the more powerful Serb slavshits. Bulgaria is a unison of Aryan Bulgars, Thracians, Greeks and the best of the Slavic tribes. We have 0% Turkic blood.

Your country is as real as is Ukraine.
Period.

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I hope the Winged Hussars fly once more soon.

>having your recent ancestors be such bitches that they submitted to a emperor or king
Yeah we're the cucks

How fitting that Americas one true King happens to also be the King of culture world-wide.
>elvis (you) autist

I know, i just think it´s fucking funny that it was a declared Position in the Reich

If your country doesn't have a king or emperor, it has no culture and is not welcome in this thread

Austria can get fucked Croatia for the Croats

Are there any emperors still around?

Il DVCE

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Croatian–Bulgarian_wars
you are an union of turks, gypsies and tatars

Like half of europe..?

Invalid statement detected

Shut up nigger. Go suck a jew-cock!

Not with the checks and balances that US had, there was never absolute control in the hands of one person.

You can stay, Italobro

We mean real kings not some fat fuck they died taking a shit.

kek. my little disillusioned rape baby

bulgars are turkic people. you got raped by slavs and gypsies so bad you only have little turkic blood in you today which is nothing to brag about desu

desu everyone was better under austrian rule, we weren't poor shitholes like today, even the school i went to was built under austria hungary.

Wasn't the British monach technically our king before we kicked his ass?

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Croatian–Bulgarian_wars

> During these wars, Croatia formed alliances with Eastern Francia and Byzantium against the Bulgarian Empire.

Lol, dumb faggot

>Also, tell your slav neighbours to give back italian land.

You get Istria, Zara and Spalato, and we get Dubrovnik, deal?

>sweden
no comment

Disgusting, praise Richelieu

Those are kings not emperors.

The great Kurd uprising cant happen soon enough.

The Balkans have been just a giant mess since the barbaric invasions. Prove me wrong.

>tfw no Kaiser Otto

>implying monenegro is anything but 100% pure serbian land
holy shit

Nice new carrier you guys just got
>a fucking ramp
>not being proud of having as less roach blood as possible

Monarchy will not return to Austria so long as they are members of the EU.

By the Grace of God, We, Emperor and Autocrat of All the Russias, Moscow, Kiev, Vladimir, Novgorod; Tsar of Kazan, Tsar of Astrakhan, Tsar of Poland, Tsar of Siberia, Tsar of Chersonese Taurian, Tsar of Georgia; Lord of Pskov and Grand Prince of Smolensk, Lithuania, Volhynia, Podolia, Finland; Prince of Estland, Livland, Courland, Semigalia, Samogitia, Belostok, Karelia, Tver, Yugorsky land, Perm, Vyatka, Bolgar and others; Lord and Grand Prince of Nizhny Nogorod, Chernigov, Ryazan, Polotsk, Rostov, Yaroslavl, Belozersk, Udorsky land, Obdorsk, Kondia, Vitebsk, Mstislav, and all of the northern countries Master; and Lord of Iberia, Kartli, and Kabardia lands and Armenian provinces; hereditary Sovereign and ruler of the Circassian and Mountainous Princes and of others; Lord of Turkestan; Heir of Norway; Duke of Schleswig-Holstein, Stormarn, Dithmarschen, and Oldenburg, and others, and others, and others.

The only part of me that looks Turkic is my shit

>pop-culture
>culture
More like the king of a-culture

Add Pola and Fiume.

monarchy is pretty gay

>doesn't realize that only croats fought in the battles
we btfo'd you and your mighty 'empire' just like turks

youtube.com/watch?v=eVTXPUF4Oz4

tfw the only ukrainian king is the king of chocolate

who?

fuck you nigger
i am not gonna live in subhuman italian lands

Get out of them then, they never were yours.

Poroshenko

soon