What is the official centrist solution to the trolley problem?

What is the official centrist solution to the trolley problem?

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Automation.

Put the lever in the middle and go between the train tracks.

There are more than two solutions to most problems, user

Board the trolley and manually stop it or derail it completely.

Hit the brakes.

Spbp

do nothing

Jump in front of the train so you don't have to take a side.

let things happen as nature intended

As a kantian I can't pull the lever as it is murder...

Multitack drifting

kill the most liberals

leave it idling
problem solved!

stop trying to force the trolley to go down the path you want it to go down, it should be able to make its own choice

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NOW we have a dilemma.

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Don't do anything at all and hope that the problem will eventually disappear on its own.

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well, shit

Do whatever you feel like the justify it retroactively

Let the invisible hand of the free marketâ„¢ decide the trolley's fate.

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A universe exists where each choice is selected. Choose whichever existence you prefer.

is the white guy a liberal?

>being this autistic
you say sah-GAY to yourself when you type it

the centrist stands on the sidelines and criticises the person no matter what they do, and claims they would have found a better solution which they will either not share or which would involve precognition or a time machine

damn...

Roll the dice

MULTI
TRACK
DRIFTING

FPBP

jump in the trolley

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This is the only correct answer since this is how humans work as confirmed by experiments. In some real life version of this problem you would respond to the situation fast and automatically based on your intuition that's been trained over your life. You wouldn't spend the time philosophizing about what the ideal choice would be while the trolley kills everyone.

DEJA VU

GAY

Hit the one white person and the three blacks. His sacrifice will be remembered

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If you're fast with the switch you can make it ride both tracks

I'll risk anything for a chance at a cruel angel's thesis

this is wrong
blacks can shit out dozens of babies a year
whites are like elephants or eagles, only a few offspring in their lifetime

ANIME SONG ALL DA WAY

It's statistically likely that the white guy is a leftist or politically ignorant anyway. Do nothing.

This

SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME...

The official centrist position is that black lives matter but less than white lives.

This.
Instead of letting this guy or that guy die, just kill yourself with the trolley. Probably the most centrist solution to the problem.

What will it be Sup Forums?

Trump

>tfw no gf
>tfw mother died in car accident
>would still choose trump anyways

Why not both?

putting breaks on the trolly

>implying Trump's fat ass wouldn't derail the train and flip over on my gf and mom

>Trump dies
>Mike 'AC/DC for LGBT' Pence takes over

Easy decision.

Run down niggers with it.

Trump

I'm not a centrist. I'm a bit of a Nazi.
A mild Nazi says.....
Direct the train towards the one person. Then run over and move him out of the way.
The man at the switch is very close to him.
Easy.

Sorry fellow white man, but those four niggers gotta go...

There need not be perfect solution, and each should act as they see fit. Panic situation calls for actions and those actions if done with good intent should not be punished.

Do nothing

inaction

Oh fuck man .... Daaaaaaaamn you crazy bastard

nigger your mum you mean you fucking muzzie bastard

what?

Derail the trolley.

Let me do it.
Assuming those are all random people, that I do not know and I have no knowledge about them at all.
The only solution is to sacrifice one to save many.
There is no dilemma with this one really.

I didn't imagine having Pence as VP would have so many upsides

move the guy on the top track to the bottom and let the train keep going straight

but there are too many people in the world. global warming is killing mother earth.

Did you just assume earth's gender you shitlord??

Nope, according to the data there might be too many black people but it will probably be fine.

He's hanging out with niggers, so imma say yes.

Do nothing. We must be willing to make sacrifices for the greater good.

My mother and girlfriend unless they are on private property and driving the train that way violates the NAP.

Run over four of the five and claim the rails are now equal.

"It was just a prank bro"

best answer

no the centerist puts breaks on the trolly as a solution.

>You cannot kill yourself
That implies I do not have the option to voluntarily induce my own death. This means I cannot die in general. Lacking the ability to die in even the slightest aspect means that I am somewhat immortal.

Fuck this I am gonna go do immortal shit like jack off on the freeway