Real stories about Mark Zuckerbergstein

As you all know, this man is going to run for president of the United States of America in 2020.

Anyone got any more of these? Post all you got

Here's some original "man-of-the-people"-posts

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Why can't you faggots just love yourselves the way you are instead of creating master race with your alt-wrong bullshit?

I don't know why but this had me in tears laughing.

Who are you talking to?

>muh post-scarcity society

The really nice thing is that appearently Zuckerberg is really anxious about his personality and reputation. He recently banned an artist from Facebook for putting up anti-zuckerberg posts around San Fransisco.

Zuckerberg is like an angry salty manlet-Erdogan with zero distance to himself.

Pic related angers the Zucc.

this is glorious (but will be true in a couple years)

I will get hunted down by Zuccs private ADL-JID-Forces for this one

This will definitely anger the ZUCC

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Holy shit top kek

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the guy who is making these?

is this real?

if they're running him for president he's probably under mass training and conditioning right now
the interview I saw with him was awkward af

Say it with me goyim

PRESIDENT ZUCKERBERG

yeah look up sweaty zuckerberg interview

yes but the star isn't

DELET THIS

are you saying there's no star in the image you posted?

there's no jewish star like quotes

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dumbass

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isn't the rock going to run for president also?
the facejew wont win over the rock

I would much rather see zuck get torn apart in a debate though

LOL we will be so fucked if this jew gets in office. HE is a God damn pagan child eater.

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Wow this is really good. More subtle "alternative truths" need to be produced and circulated on the internet for normies to see. Imagine the fury and tears of anger from Zuckerberg when he sees these fake posts

HOLY KEK

My zuccerpost-folder is growing. Thankyou lads, I am currently uploading these to a number of instagram accounts

noice
new zuckpost for the folder

this is the best new maymay ive seen in some time

>keep posting

>He even ate any of that pig.

Bump we need more of these.