/CPD/ CHICAGO PD SCANNER THREAD - BURNING LIGHT POLES EDITION

>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT???
ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE

>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

>>For Ambiance:
soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro

DANK AUSSIEROBERT OC:
youtube.com/watch?v=ZMLxgBxSiyU

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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
cpdmemorial.org/

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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings Scoreboards:
heyjackass.com
dnainfo.com/chicago/
chitownmugshots.com/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
homicides.suntimes.com/

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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

>>Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

>>Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

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>10-1 officer down

Oh shit.

just tuned in and already there's

>females fighting in the backyard, people with guns, 3 gunshots heard, officer down
>officer down

>total disregard on the 10-1
>no officer down

Bump

Bump again

Robert lives, it was all part of the plan

>he was talking about hurting himself and killing himself an hour ago
>may be trying to OD on heroin

>100 people arguing on the block

>brazillian caller's cousin is missing

F

>someone breaking into a house

>attempted suicide
>male white having mental breakdown
>shots fired

>5 more rounds just heard

>1 shot fired in alley at south Hoyne

Bump for Robert

>group knocking over all the garbage cans

>DOA
>black manlet

If you drink every time you hear 'alley,' things get quite bad.

High and comfy in bed fellow roberts


Gotta wake my ass up 5:30 am and goto work tommorow

>7-8 gang members chasing other males, looking on the ground for something

>males playing basketball in the park after closing

The fiends.

>jenson is complaining about the loud music at a bar
>silver toyota truck with expired plates has been sitting there for a week

Bump

>cage car needed

There we go, I just mention my desire for counts in another thread. Bring it on Chiraq, bring it on, we'll have real Robocop one day soon

Holy shit this with the music is fucking intense

>male needs medical attention
>hit in the chest with a brick

>someone else is already working that shooting, can you do this missing person

what the fuck is chicago even

>overdosed on heroin

>15 y/o foster child with mental issues is missing and hasnt taken his meds
>caller Trey says he has OD'd on heroin at 2623 Crystal

pretty sure when you OD on heroin you arent able to communicate that you've OD'd

>/cpd/ now
>Sticks on LivePD tomorrow

It's the motherfucking weekend!

Its own unique circle of hell.

>we have no cars at all

>Absolutely no cars at all
How do they even keep up

bruh, I first discovered /cpd/ while high out my mind... surreal as fuck

It induces a deep introspective nightmare about if the human race is worth saving or not, all to the backdrop of 80's synthwave and Cobra memes

This with the lights off in my room alone feels like a John Carpenter movie

>male white, female white, and three others relieving themselves

the fire rises

I can't listen tonight but have a /comfy/ bump, Roberts.

>foot pursuit
>he's got a gun

oh shit, got my homework assignment for tonight. watch the Thing with /cpd/ in the background

dis a good foot pursuit

Good evening ladsHows my bloody city tonight?

>addidas track jacket

>foot persuit
>semi-auto handgun
>striped Adidas jumpsuit
i'm really feeling it

WE WUZ SLAVS AND SHIEET

yeah, bitch we fashy as fuck tonight.

MALE BLACK STRIKES AGAIN

>male black with adidas jumpsuit

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

the only thing that would make this better is vodka next to me..... oh, lookie here...

>tracksuit nog is in custody

THEY GOT EM

absolutely violent

>male hispanic beating a female hispanic
>false alarm of a Robert being hurt
>uncountable rounds fired
>kids causing trouble at a school
>attempted suicide(s)

sheeeit homie's going to the clink

Yeah, that's Chiraq as fuck alright.

>check your partner's keys

l-lewd

Check your damn keys, people.

>man face down in the bank parking lot

>Check your damn keys, people.
>check your partner's keys

what does this mean

Somebody has an open mic

>markita's mom refuses to give her the money

Check your keys means make sure your radio button isn't stuck down, or pressed. If this happens, it takes up air on the radio.

S-sassy, plz...

>missing woman
>suffers from suicidal thoughts and hallucinations

F

>body removal needed

>it was originally a call about an unresponsive female
>now she's being uncooperative

>FIVE TO TEN
>FIVE TO TEN SHOTS FIRED
>AH AH AH

shiiiiiit, the /cpd/ ost sounding like bladerunner right now. my noir is rising

>guaranteed rape

>another foot chase
>victim back at tulsa

>there are about 15 unattended teenagers having a party

>24 robert

How does one check their keys when there's Male Black on the loose?

>"molested by a family member"
>drag racers at lakeshore drive

she just gave us a quick rundown

wait til MALE BLACK is distracted by a passing car's shiny rims or a woman's passing titties

>man walking around the laundromat displaying a gun

SEVEN
SEVEN SHOTS FIRED
AH AH AH AH AH

shots fired at 5600 Sacramento? Something like that

>ambient stream

this is the world we chose

>Male black hitting female black

>female was knocked down

Chicago.

>bullet holes
>it's full of blood

>vehicle full of bullet holes and blood

McDonalds has some mctrouble

>six people outside fighting
>one stabbed

The place is a huge coonery magnet this time of night.

ROCK AND ROLL MCDONALDS

Wesley Willis pls nice nums tho

holy shit

>wish i was drinking
>me too trust me

Wish I was drinking

>his car was stolen earlier today
>just got a text that it was parked and his girlfriend was locked in the trunk

The fuck?

hooktube.com/watch?v=KrlQOj7BcBM

hooktube.com/watch?v=54WBjkwRug0

>there was a male asian screaming outside the house
>now there are people fighting

> asian
>rare

these dispatchers are getting increasingly sassy.

>dispatch for first responders in chicago
>black male suspect all the time, occasional white male trailer trash
>chicago is so fucked that nothing you hear phases you
>suddenly you jolt from your seat when you hear "asian"

where is watermarked bingo user tonight

>one shot fired
>user hears people arguing