>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT??? ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
the only thing that would make this better is vodka next to me..... oh, lookie here...
Ian Turner
>tracksuit nog is in custody
Jaxson Jackson
THEY GOT EM
Jack Wright
absolutely violent
>male hispanic beating a female hispanic >false alarm of a Robert being hurt >uncountable rounds fired >kids causing trouble at a school >attempted suicide(s)
Dominic Gray
sheeeit homie's going to the clink
Yeah, that's Chiraq as fuck alright.
Asher Sullivan
>check your partner's keys
l-lewd
Daniel Campbell
Check your damn keys, people.
>man face down in the bank parking lot
Thomas Clark
>Check your damn keys, people. >check your partner's keys
what does this mean
Christian Sullivan
Somebody has an open mic
>markita's mom refuses to give her the money
Evan Long
Check your keys means make sure your radio button isn't stuck down, or pressed. If this happens, it takes up air on the radio.
Jordan Reyes
S-sassy, plz...
Levi Wilson
>missing woman >suffers from suicidal thoughts and hallucinations
F
Sebastian Perez
>body removal needed
Leo Ross
>it was originally a call about an unresponsive female >now she's being uncooperative
Mason Cooper
>FIVE TO TEN >FIVE TO TEN SHOTS FIRED >AH AH AH
Leo Rodriguez
shiiiiiit, the /cpd/ ost sounding like bladerunner right now. my noir is rising
Alexander Powell
>guaranteed rape
Daniel Martin
>another foot chase >victim back at tulsa
Dominic Howard
>there are about 15 unattended teenagers having a party
Adrian Phillips
>24 robert
Grayson Morris
How does one check their keys when there's Male Black on the loose?
Elijah Green
>"molested by a family member" >drag racers at lakeshore drive
Connor Edwards
she just gave us a quick rundown
Christian Bell
wait til MALE BLACK is distracted by a passing car's shiny rims or a woman's passing titties
>man walking around the laundromat displaying a gun
Anthony Myers
SEVEN SEVEN SHOTS FIRED AH AH AH AH AH
Anthony Miller
shots fired at 5600 Sacramento? Something like that
Jacob Miller
>ambient stream
this is the world we chose
Adrian Kelly
>Male black hitting female black
Daniel Brown
>female was knocked down
Brody White
Chicago.
John Howard
>bullet holes >it's full of blood
Kayden Peterson
>vehicle full of bullet holes and blood
David Rogers
McDonalds has some mctrouble
Carter Moore
>six people outside fighting >one stabbed
The place is a huge coonery magnet this time of night.
Christopher Kelly
ROCK AND ROLL MCDONALDS
Connor Diaz
Wesley Willis pls nice nums tho
Julian Russell
holy shit
Jack Jones
>wish i was drinking >me too trust me
Ryder Cruz
Wish I was drinking
Kayden Phillips
>his car was stolen earlier today >just got a text that it was parked and his girlfriend was locked in the trunk
>there was a male asian screaming outside the house >now there are people fighting
Angel Robinson
> asian >rare
these dispatchers are getting increasingly sassy.
Jack Gonzalez
>dispatch for first responders in chicago >black male suspect all the time, occasional white male trailer trash >chicago is so fucked that nothing you hear phases you >suddenly you jolt from your seat when you hear "asian"