Give coffee boy hell lads.
His name is Jake Stratton Seattle WA
Noah Hill
Xavier Powell
he's got a face for radio, alex jones should give him a job
Cooper Young
why though? maybe we should reach out to help him out. he's been turned into a literal goblin, the poor man. somebody help him.
just crush up a few tiny redpills up with some sugar to get him started
Samuel Taylor
>seattle
I never hear anything good about that place, this just confirms it
Adam Perry
*Throws coffee in your face*
Jaxson Fisher
Can you imagine your genes failing this badly?
Cooper Davis
twitter.com
What did Seattle PD mean by this?
Jaxon Young
>Whatchu say boi?
Cooper Thompson
Julian Smith
well that was unprofessional
Jack Peterson
same girls from the video.
Nolan Russell
>tfw you discover Jones paid this guy to be a plant
Dominic Reyes
I mean his coffee wasn't even hot.
We should get him a new mug that actually holds heat.
Angel Bailey
>YOU JUST GOT
>KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT
Hudson Rogers
>so self important, leftists have scribble all over their bodies in permanent marker
Adrian Kelly
It means the SPD is controlled by the shadow Marxist cabal.
Lucas Johnson
it looks like he brushes his teeth with velveeta
Evan Cook
alex should invite him on the show
a wrestling and supplement tag team duo.
Hudson Wright
This. I actually felt it was that way. Any self respecting man would have beat the fuck out of some faggot who hit them with hot coffee. I call huge bullshit on this.
Matthew Barnes
What a fucking knob. As a Washingtonian, he is not my people. He's just like that bitch in Charlie and the chocolate factory cunt that turned into a bigger turd than a blueberry
Justin Hernandez
i like alex but this does seem fishy
Nicholas White
>being this cynical
Dominic Phillips
I think his point is to show how anyone without a brain how easy it is for someone to pull somebody out of their ass to false flag themselves "randomly".
Colton Hughes
this. these fags in seattle are mostly CA transplants that shuffled in over the decades
leave king county and there's way more decent people out there
hell, pierce county was 20,000 votes away from going red
Brayden Butler
By more supplements to help Alex get some new clothes.
Aiden Adams
Stop it!
A doxx for a doxx leaves the whole world doxxed!
Colton Powell
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Colton Lee
I've seen worse
Zachary Cox
Buy yourself some hooked on phonics tapes. Please
Xavier Edwards
Every pro wrestler needs a good heel once in a while. Ever notice Jones' fucking wrestler voice when he's pumped up? It all makes sense. This fucking goblin is even connected to wrestling.
Jaxon Powell
It would be funny if they turn street violence into some funny pantomime. It will take the edge off a lot. The guy can dress up as antifa and sneak around like the hamburger while Alex Jones is giving some public speech.
Connor Cox
I'll be living in the mountains soon. When they ask for help, I'll whisper "no" even though they probably can't find me. Fuck Seattle
Austin Brooks
He went to Lillith Fair in the 90's for the music. Didn't talk to one broad.
Carter Turner
its (((Seattle)))
Noah Diaz
How can people just easily be found? I suppose everyone has an online trail these days. I myself do not.
Jace Kelly
Post a pic of yourself
Anthony Howard
It isn't
Robert Reyes
>Halitosis Harry
Halitosis Harry
>Halitosis Harry
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>Halitosis Harry
Halitosis Harry
>Halitosis Harry
Halitosis Harry
Nathaniel Smith
I'll play your game.
Nicholas Gutierrez
Who the hell is this and why should I care?
Landon Thomas
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Jayden Hughes
Aren't they low key letting him off the hook? He could do anything and they would just say it could be an actor.
Nathan Gray
Prabhas
Indian film actor
Elijah Scott
As someone who used to live across the Sound from Seattle, and got in more street scuffles (can't really call them fights) than I care to admit with SJW types who seem to not understand that physically touching or assaulting someone in an aggressive manner means they attacked is a victim who gets to physically defend themselves, and attack back, with force... Yeah, this happens a fucking lot. Just go down around Pioneer Square and the ferry docks to Bremerton. Dip shits like Jake Stratton all the time step to people, and poke them in the chest or face with a finger or some other shit that in a sensible law abiding city would result in the police arresting them even if the other party beat them into the coma they deserve. Sadly, Seattle cops are political tools, and will ignore material witnesses and other evidence to write it up as 'ebil white wingers' committing some sort of hate crime every time.
Justice under equality and rule of law is dead in Seattle. All that you can hope for there now is street reality, which in this guy's case will one day be a cold piece of steel finding its way into his neck, or between his ribes, one day as he continues on walking down the street after he fucks with the wrong person. Civilized people though, because he is a useful idiot to the current political memes of the day will have to endure this shit.
“Civilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can be impolite without having their skulls split, as a general thing.” - Robert E. Howard
Chase Powell
youtube.com
mandatory Jones iver post
Easton Barnes
What an ugly mug
Oliver Sanders
Is there anything more pathetic than a fat ugly fucker who thinks he's cool?
Bentley Taylor
>Hm, I'm ugly as fuck and I'm fat.
>This sucks, I really need to up my game a bit.
>I could work out, but that's hard. And nothing can save my face.
>I got it!
>I'll just dress really retarded and cultivate the illusion of personality! Nobody will know any better.
>If I pretend I'm just a wacky guy, people might even think I don't care about my hideous appearance.
>Fake it til you make it Jake, you can do this!
Levi Thomas
I wondered how a literal midget could develop the brass to act like that without any fears of retaliation. That laugh he does alone is like an invitation to get beat up.
Andrew Miller
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Asher Johnson
It was obviously a false flag. Note Alex Jones glancing at the mug before the coffee was thrown. This guy is a fake wrestling announcer. Alex Jones is the WWE of right wing politics.
Christian Allen
just epic bantz, i like jones but he is a silly guy sometimes. easy to joke about
Dominic Cox
Alex must name ((()))