this is my first green text so excuse my shitty format
>Be me 2 hours ago >Meet girl from tinder, like 250 pounds even though her profile says 170 >Profile seems normal, no anitfa shit on it >Pick her up, she seems really nice >We drive like 20 mins into the woods and park the truck >We push the seats back and i take her shirt and bra off >demtities.jpeg >Get her pants off and she spreads her ass for me >Boner engage >Have her sit on my face because i love that shit >She slams down on my cock, because shes a borderline land whale it shoots right to her cervix >WHALECALLTHROUGHTTHEWOODS.MP3 >Hips are almost dust so i ask to switch to doggy >She agrees >Start pumping from behind, dick is diamonds >"user your dick is so good" >"t-thanks" >Tell her i'm gonna nut >"Do it user paint my cheeks" >Pull my cock bag off and pretend im dickcasso >Wipe her off, shes sweating like a pig >Turn the lights on so we can get dressed >She then sees my MAGA hat on the dash >The whole atmosphere changes, she loses her smile instantly >Doesn't say a word to me so i ask he whats wrong >waterworks.exe >"THAT GIRL JUST DIED IN CHARLOTTESVILLE AND YOU HAVE A FUCKING TRUMP HAT" >Explain to here that trump had nothing to do with that >Rage.exe >Decide not to argure back and start driving home >Shes screaming in my ear the whole time about everyting from the wage gap to charlottesville, again >Get to her house after 20 mins of screaming >"Goodnight" >"Fuck you" >Drive home in silence because ears.exe is not responding >Started typing green text
how hard was it to get the smell of fermenting fish off your cock?
Parker Thomas
>OP's Tinder match
Easton Gomez
tinder is horrible
Hudson Stewart
Any true alt-right member never has sex. Its degenerate and against the rules of "good behavior". It also goes against the principles of old /r9k/, boss Rodge and Marc Lepine, the founding fathers of todays Sup Forums.
Zachary Jenkins
250 pounds? Fucking nasty.
Anthony Rivera
tthis dumbass fell for the THICC shitskin meme
lmao
you got subverted the fuck out you whale fucking subhuman
Brody Campbell
things that never happened
John Long
>250lbs >Pick her up how's your back?
Brody Bell
My 600lb life
Lupe's story. >Supersized edition (because of popups in the show)
Just know those firemen show up a lot in this series.
white people who fell for the THICC subversion should kill themselves
>Niggers literally imposed their shitty taste in women ontu you poor schmuck
Cooper Thompson
Enjoy your HIV
Easton Gutierrez
>Fucked a fat chick you met from the internet
Yep, yep. Sounds about right for you white trash losers on here.
Bentley Bennett
Ooga booga
Parker Barnes
dumbass
Isaiah Lewis
...
Grayson Green
couldn't help but get erect
Luke Foster
Found Picture of OP
seriously how fucking pathetic must your life be that you fuck something with no intrinsic sexual value?
pathetic
Josiah Morgan
>250 pounds >herp derp dem titties
that's gross man
Jack Gray
You're a fucking nigger cunt
Jack Scott
KILL YOURSELF OP
Charles Bennett
Fat women are a waste. We should kill them to make room for the hot ones.
Parker Nguyen
You fucked up OP. Should have gone like this: >"Goodnight" >"Fuck you" >"Ya sure did!"
Dylan Cox
She can hate you all she wants but she cant unsuck your dick
Isaiah Kelly
WHAT THE HELL IS THE STORY BEHIND THIS
Caleb Phillips
better hope she doesnt take some wet cum and puts it in her m8
Nathan Bell
this
Dylan Moore
This. Sex before marriage is a big no.
Jordan Russell
>Be me >demtities.jpeg >WHALECALLTHROUGHTTHEWOODS.MP3 >waterworks.exe >Rage.exe >Drive home in silence because ears.exe is not responding reddit please, at least behave yourself while you're a guest here
Jordan Clark
niggers
Landon Bell
Why the fuck did you driver her home, especially with her screaming in your ear? Should have let miss piggy walk, at least from the edge of town. The average obese antifa chick would probably die if you leave her 20 minutes into the woods.
Logan Barnes
how long before OP gets accused of rape?
Anthony Sullivan
because this didn't happen
Liam Wood
Your love child 9 months down the line. Child support immense as you are now responsible for feeding the two of them.
Joseph Martinez
...
Camden Walker
Wow user you raped that beautiful woman.
Nathan White
>Fucking a land whale ever. Have some fucking standards dude.
Kayden Miller
You don't fuck ANTIFA girls. They fuck you. It's okay, we won't judge you.
Cooper Brown
I fucked an Antifa girl and girl candida
Alexander Brooks
Why the fuck did you not kick her out of your car the moment she started screaming you cuck?
Thomas Clark
agreed
ass is literally a nigger tier fetish
Sebastian Sanchez
>.exe
typivally .jpeg .png .gif etc because pictures yaknow, but i kinda like it. like "rage mode activated"
Lincoln Perez
shoulda left that pig in that woods
Carter Ramirez
>her profile says 170 >profile contains her weight
you already made two mistakes
Jaxson Gomez
Dude. I'm not 250 pounds. Not even 170.
I won't be your girl though, but damn. Have some standards man.
Samuel Flores
Man Gilbert was trying to help but at the same time he was holding her back. They all have mental problems and lower IQ
Christian Adams
>by op >start by saying this is my first greentext >unwittingly invite a bunch of retards to critique my greentext and accuse me of reddit
Nathan White
B U D A P E S T ???? U D A P E S T
? ? ?
Juan Harris
kys now since youre suicidal anyway getting 250lb on you
Justin Green
>333 do it now fag
Colton Jenkins
>mfw this whole thread >mfw I have no face
Carson Davis
If you work for an EMS or Fire Agency, this is literally atleast 10-15% of your work. Lifting Assists are fucking hourly.
You'd be surprised how many do. Some hot ass handball bitches were my clients once at my place of work and when their stuff was ready I couldn't reach them via their given contacts so I googled them.
Granted they were professional sportsmen but with their name and club I got profiles with age, height, weight, place of birth place they are currently living in e-mail and phone number. All completely and utterly open and public.
So if you're a lonely user with a white van say....Then no no, and feel bad for even thinking about it.
Althouh, it's much easier to find fit young girls these days this way. Just get the facts from the sports page and hit them up on their social media page if they have one. And if you're not a complete retard and slob you might even get lucky.
