My father just told me that he's converting to Judaism

>My father just told me that he's converting to Judaism
>Asked him why
>He said most of his early memories of Christianity were horrible and mentally scaring. (raised Catholic)
>Introduces him to other religions
>Said that they're too complicated
>mfw

He can't convert to Judaism kek.
Unless you're an ethnic Jew, the Jewish community will kick him out.

You have to attend a convert synagogue because you aren't allowed in one for actual Jews. Your dad sounds like garbage. Disown him and find new parents

He has the God gene. Nothing you can do except recommend Deism instead.

>converting to Judaism

Use your comeraphone so you can post his bris on Sup Forums.

Tell him to go talk to an actual Jew, that Jew will tell him he's a worthless goyim and can't become a Jew.
Your dad will be forced to larp as something else

He can become a jew if he marries a jewess with a pedigree.

Even if he converts, he'll never be considered one of (((them))).

This is true.

>Cleary balding in the 90s
>Has hair today

It's like none of you know a fucking thing about Judaism let alone have met a Jewish person. Ya god damn tards.

haha i forgot about that

Why is that?
You think Jews hold your mentally retarded progressive views toward themselves?

Your shit policies are for goyim only. Jews actually protect their community from invaders

Why doesn't he just convert to a different denomination?

He can't convert. He is now both a good eternal goy and a traitor. You know what you have to do OP.

My apologize for the grammar, I'm still trying to wrap my head around this mess.
He a has Jewish friend that'll "help him out".
I did. He still thinks it's too complicated

>Has never read the Book of Ruth.

I converted. Comfy

It felt comfy to have your dick sliced apart? Are you a nigger?

Well, its not like he will raise more jews so its ok isnt it?
You will surely be able to keep having a good relationship.

Just one drop of blood, already circumcised. White as a ghost.

They didn't take off even more? Why would you even let them get one drop of your blood?

Orthodox or reform? Orthodox/non-Talmud is ok because it is typically anti-Zionist.