What are some Jewish things that you actually like pol? I like Hebrew National hotdogs, they blow all other dogs out of the water. I also like reuben sandwitches and the movie Yentl. How about you?
What are some Jewish things that you actually like pol? I like Hebrew National hotdogs...
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Lox and Mel Brooks
Vienna Beef dogs are better.
>i like beef hot dogs
jesus christ
a good reuben is alright, though. but for me it's not good enough to warrant that level of cucking
Not necessarily Jewish, but pickled meat (which is beef). Tastes a little 'off', but I like that.
Their women.
Kosher pickles.
I like Lox, but smoked salmon really can't be considered an exclusive jewish thing.
Is the Ashkenazi Milkers meme true?
Pretty much nothing. They always run scams.
Very true. I cannot resist those talmudic temptresses, those semitic succubi.
Love my Jewish friends :->
hebrew nationals
pickled stuff
big titted chicks
dice clay/lenny bruce/ari shaffir/mel brooks/ and more and more
bombing muslims
jesus
porn
Jews make lots of nice things, I just wish theyd stop fucking around with us goys all the time
>not Thumanns
Jewish lamp shades
This, plus I like cream cheese, and I seem to have heard it was made by a jewish person.
A good Jewish deli is one of the best things I can think of, and their linguistic contributions are also good. Sometimes, you just need to call someone a schmuck or a schlub.
This is also true though. There is ALWAYS an angle, and if there is an exception to this rule, I've never encountered it in my lifetime. I live near an Orthodox enclave in Brooklyn, and these people are born criminals. The black dudes might steal a wallet, or push some smack, but these pasty snaggle toothed Hasids will be the ones owning the entire block's real estate and committing fraud that would make your head spin.
>it's another "hehe silly goy.. er guys, #notalljews! Donate to Israel please" thread
Fuck you.
dollar bills
>I live near an Orthodox enclave
That's how you know. Meanwhile these losers fall for cow tits as if you can't find them somewhere else.
Shills.
Their food is great, the Jews in my area are more like mormons though.
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The food generally intermixes with the goyim, and usually the goy food is much better than the Jewish crap.
They even steal our words for it.
Jewish deli meats are GOAT
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>implying all of your food isn't kike food
Look at anything in your fridge. I guarantee it has a kosher symbol on the package.
Bagels
I also like this line from Lenny Bruce
>A lot of people say to me, Why did you kill Christ? I dunno... it was one of those parties, got out of hand, you know. We killed him because he didn't want to become a doctor, that's why we killed him.
this
hebrew national with potato buns is really good
Matzo ball soup, knishes, bagels, hot dogs, Mel Brooks.
I only eat kosher food because that's the only food I know hasn't been tainted with genetically altered bullshit.
good goy!
I'm pretty cool
They make great ashes
I like Isaac Asimov's books, Mel Brooks' movies, and Jewish humor.
>muh boogyman gmos
My healthy credit score
Ballpark Angus are 10 times better
Curb your enthusiasm, and that's it.
Gimme your email please, I wanna be friends with a Jew, I promise no Stormfront Tier comments
How come the mods delete the other food threads but not this food thread? Is it because the mods are Jewish?
This stuff is pretty tasty, desu
I unironically don't like HN dogs. 100% Beef hotdogs are substandard flavor.
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>bagels, lox and cream are something special
>implying jews have any right to Hummus or pita bread
most cultures have tasty food.
Yeah, the jews like skinless hot dogs....whouldda thunk it?!?
Natural casing wieners ftw!!
Jewish Physicians are really good.
>really good at collecting shekels for shmucking goyim putz
True, a Jewish pediatrician did my wife's son's circumcision
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Kafka and Klezmer music, Fiddler on the Roof is pretty fun, too.
Pornography.
This is Chicago style, no? What is the green stuff, relish?
Bagels and smoked meet.
hebrew national is dog food-tier
maverick ranch buffalo dogs are the best hot dogs
Bleh, yea if you like chopped up rats parts.
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Mel Brooks is a fucking national treasure. His son, though, is a cancer.
Hebrew National dogs suck, fucking kikes ruined hotdogs when they came here, sausages are only meant to be pork.
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jesus, i had almost forgotten about Fiveish
turns out it's still going. and this also in effect confirms everything i suspected about fidget spinners
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>Hebrew National hotdogs
made from the foreskins of circumcised goyim
Imagine trying that today
There is literally nothing wrong with circumcision
>Likes to put jewish penis shaped stuff in his mouth
Kek i bet op also likes big black sausages or big black cocks
Vaccines
sabretts is better
not joking
Heeb dogs blow ass, eat a real hotdog you pleb. Zweigles for life motherfucker.
Lox with lots of schmear
I also sometimes like absentee landlords. It's got its pluses sometimes
nice scar lady!
Google "foreskin industry"
Oh my god with that choker. You know shes a ninja at sucking dick
Corned beef, not it isn't Irish. And yiddish is great. What isn't great about calling a shmuck and shmuck? And no foolin' Mel Brooks, come on! If you don't like jewish comedy you are a shmuck and a puttz.
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I find their humor to be good but of course overrated. In the end I think whites really are the funniest, like the Monty python fellows, or norm Macdonald, and Jews often venerate themselves as the funniest and the authority on comedy.
>Monty Python
>funny
He was semi amusing for like one movie at best
I like Barbra Streissand and Lewis Black.
I honestly like Jewish doctors. I find they listen to me and give me more time and discuss options more. I think white doctors are better though but they are a dying breed. If all we are gonna have is antisocial Asian doctors who talk to you for one second and treat you like dirt, ill take a Jew doctor anyday
I have a jewish twink FWB from Israel who I trade nudes with sometimes. He's so cute!
He? You mean they? Or is that the joke? Like "Led Zeppelin? He's good!"
Sorry that was the joke
"Oh by the way which one's Pink?"
Mind sharing?
I've had better discussion with white doctors recently. I even let them fondle my penis, which was really awkward, but they wanted to teach me how to look out for ball cancer and/or check me out for stuff I was afraid of.
Not at all like having my foreskin lopped off, or the various times I got drugged up by the Jewish docs who put it on the tab of my health insurance.
I like Jewish doctors and lawyers and bankers.
> blow all other dogs out of the water
guess you haven't had boarshead hotdogs with natural casing.
Ooo so edgy with your little anime twink boy and holocaust jokes. Be careful where you swing that plastic blade you got there, your mama will take it way from you.
The metric system
Ash trays and lamp shades
He probably wouldn't aprove, desu, and I try not to be one of those really degenerate gays, and sharing somebodies nudes behind their back sounds pretty degenerate.
Just picture a thicc twink with long, curly dark hair, that's him
>talking shit about anime twink boys
Many of their humorists. Larry David, Mel Brooks.
Some of the books of the Hebrew Bible. Their contribution to Christianity.
The state of Israel. The way their very existence makes Muslims and leftists mad. Their tech industry.
Most of the Jews I've met.
Myths.
White Zionism Now
Corned beef wasn't created by filthy kikes. Neither were bagels. Or reuben sandwiches. Or pizza. Or fish and chips. Or pita bread. These fucking kikes have become so arrogant that they will re-write history to say they are the progenitors of civilization. Some would say they already have
Can you post him but blur out the eyes?