Be Asian

>be Asian
>decide to go for a nice walk today
>say hi to everyone
>some guy calls me a ching chong

guess what race he was
and you wonder why we don't support you guys anymore.

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You have to go back, ching chong.

That's what you deserve, dog-eater.

>things that never happened for 100 alex

ching chong bing bong suck my schlong

AGENT ORANGE 4 U, MR CHARLIE CHAN

CHING CHONG GO BACK TO HONG KONG

AWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRR CHING CHONG DING DONG

>say hi to everyone
>one guy was rude
FUK WYPIPO
dont worry, i feel the same about mexicans, but only 2 have ever been civil with me and that was in socal.
Go fuck yourself chang. Maybe you should be more logical about hating people. When 9/10 whites call you a yeller slanty eyed zipper head, you can be justified. Right now, you are a little bitch.

If you don't support us maybe you should move to Asia.

Seriously though I hear Japan, Singapore and Taiwan are all nice places.

Was he black?

ching chong wang peng ping pong sage

Bullshit...absolute bullshit...
This did not happen...
This is your fucking imagination ya fucking lying gook...
Don't you have someones dog to go boil out back?

You have any sexy sisters, ching chong?

Go have nice walks in china, faggot

And that's when instead of crying you say some racist shit back in a joking and charming manner and you both bond as men.

go home chinaman

Are you in az??

See this Asians?
Why support the white race in the upcoming race war.

Join the black brotherhood and let us kill the white man, they are slowly losing support from moderates, and then when they lose all support, even from conservative minorities, let's kill them all!

>guess what race he was
A nigger like me.

I'm so serious I just drove by an Asian guy 30 mins ago in a blue car and he mouthed ching Chong at some Asian guy. I'm in AZ.

Your ID is showing, Tyrone-san

Totally real story that is 100% true and not bullshit i'm making up to make it sound like i'm oppressed.

Don't worry OP Asian master Race is taking over America financially and we will be the world leaders in our time (already headed there faster than expected)
We will have our revenge.

I work at a call center and I literally had a customer named Xing Zhang Zhuang today.

It was just banter. Whenever I see a NE Asian, I imitate karate moves and try to engage him in combat and we both have a laugh. When I see a shitskin Asian I beat the shit out of him without warning.

ching chong

> be white
> banter the fuck out of non-whites, because you can
> chang micropenis makes a post about it
that's the way things should be, you're just mad you can't be as funny as whites
think about it, how hilarious and to the point is "ching chong"?
because that's basically who you are, and I think this makes you mad that whites went and summarized all of the shitholes covered by cuckposts from r/asianmasculinity with
> ching
> chong
A CHINGA CHONG CHING CHONG CHING CHING CHING, amirite master race?

It was a nigger.

*karate chops a dog*

OH WEO PAN TONG TOYO TONG TONG
WEO BANG DONG TONG
NO DOG INSIDE NO DOG INSIDE OHHH WEO BANG DONG!!!!

WE FUCK YOU WOMEN
KILL YOU MEN!
USE YOUR SHITTY TECH
WEO PAN TOYO!!

>OHHH NO DOG INSIDE NO DOG INSIDE WEO PAN TON!!
>This is what your slave women sound like as i fuck her
>pic related

This is a troll thread but i dont careeeee

Schizophrenia?

That's why we keep you as slaves in the anime mines of giga tokyo.

back you go slanty.

>gets called name
>blames a whole race

you got to go back

this actually has me in tears

...

thingthatdidnthappen.com/lyingshill.jpg

hmmmmmmm

>and you wonder why we don't support you guys anymore.
implying you guys aren't already shitskins

you have been for some time now

Report this incident to Angry Asian Man!

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>ching chong bing bong
>me rikey rikey big government and the democrat party
>why don't white people rikey rikey us

HUUU YOU CALY LICE??!
NO CALY LICE HUAITMAN NO CALY LICE
*smokes a ciggie off the floor*
HUUUU

You too pajeet.

You should have gone for a walk in your own country chinaman

>be white
>decide to go for a nice walk today
>yell racial slurs at everyone who isn't tall, blonde and have light eyes
>noone dares to do anything about it

Round eyes are stupid fat and lazy. Big Macs and Diet Coke, worse than niggers

MY NAME CHRIS WONG, I BASICARRY WHITE JUST RIKE YOU

ME VOTE RIKE SPICS AND NIGGERS, BUT ME BASED WHITEY!
ME HONORARY

>Be Korean during Rodney King Riots
>Grab guns and fight niggers like founding fathers intended
>White people arrest me and steal my guns
>Tell me I'm privileged on the way to prison.
You whites are strange.

Hmm. Really makes my ching chong.

it's a good feeling
people got tired of this minority bullshit pretty quick

>be non-asian
>go to china or japan
>literally everyone calls you gaijin or laowai in the street multiple times a day

and you wonder why there's daily china threads

WE ARR BASICARRY THE PEOPRE WHITE PEOPRE SHOURD BE

WE RIKE GUNS

YOU TERR US WE PRIVIREGED, WE NOT RIBSHITS

You really think chinks wouldn't treat whitey worse if he was in China?

You're an outsider, and you always will be. You'll never be apart of the West.

You should have used those guns in your gook peninsula.

WE ARR YOUR FLIEND WHITEY

Lying sack of shit

>walking with girlfriend
>my jaw hurt for some reason
>tell girlfriend my chin feels wrong
>asian guy flys out of nowhere and starts giving me shit
>can't understand him so i just keep walking.

Asians being based is the funniest meme

> be [x] minority in a megapolis stuffed with non-whites
> minority [y] chimps out and you manage to act like everyone who's not retarded
> HUUUUU RESPEKT ME WHITE MAN
eat a dick, yellow bitchboy, do you want a medal for not being some sweatshop insect like 98% of your race?

The cost of living in those countries are very high.

you were visited the yellow chinklet of cuckposting
should have made a wish

not really

He was black wasn't he?

holy shit
> chinlet
> chinklet
coincidence?

As an Asian, this has also happened to me multiple times. However, it was always niggers who did it.

holy shit, are niggers /ourguys/ now?

well then stop being so asian

>>be Asian
Look at your flag.

Now you know.

I mean, I'd fuck you and respect you all you want.. If that provides any solace.

>see 100 white people
>1 is racist
WHITE PEOPLE ARE EVIL

>Black recidivism rate above 50%
>#NOTALL

is the flag made in china, or something?

Nah man imagine when James Cook landed on some Polynesian fuck nowhere ass island and gets worshipped as a god in human form. Now add in a lack of traffic laws and permanent smog, and you'll get the whitey-in-China experience.

and then imagine the direct opposite of that and you get the life of an autist chink permavirgin

Hmmm you know what that is actually bang on.

>Be Fingol
>Decide to go for a walk
>Don't speak to anyone
>Some guy calls me a white man
>Doesn't respect my asian heritage

Guess what race he was?
And you wonder why I don't order Chinese food anymore.

>Be Flemish
>decide to go for a nice walk today
>say hi to everyone
>some guy calls me a sale Flamand

Guess what language he spoke
And you wonder why we don't support the unity of this country anymore.

get fucked squinty eyed dog eating subhuman

your not asian. every asian in america got the newsletter and was instructed to stay indoors since like 2 months ago because of infectious diseases spreading in america. the back side had in bold letters dont become a statistic and suggested wearing rubber gloves if you have to go out of the house

>Be Leaf
>Decide to go for a walk
>Greets people in traditional and auspicious Canadian greeting
>Some guy yells Mao zhu xi wan sui back

Guess what race he was?
God damn I love my fellow Canadian colonials.

>ITT: everyone proves OP's point
Lel, Imma laugh when your race dies out. Enjoy never having a white president ever again

>>some guy calls me a ching chong

Fake and gay, you fucking ching chong faggot.

slanty-eyed faggot

Asian in a white country talking shit. Just like , they're scum. Bottomfeeders.

enjoy having no civilization

Beat it TOJO
I KILLED FIDDY MEN!

you're not a chinese man. YOU ARE A FUCKING FAT COMMUNIST LEFT WING FAGGOT

sounds like you were in the wong neighbourhood

Go back to Asia

>we never buy American cars

Take over Canada first and then Australia before USA. Only 31M and 24M

What do you mean back? Canadia is pretty much Asian.

>Canadia

they dont deserve the respect to be named correctly
cuntadia

Why the fuck are you saying hi to everyone? Are you a massive faggot or something?

Dont kill people nigga its what they want KANGS UP

stfu nigger

Chinktards are absolutely degenerate breed of pig faced, buckle toothed subhumans....... Too bad we didn't put you into concentration camps, instead of Japanese. They are the only decent Asian nation there is.

Jewish?

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