This man comes up and slaps your girlfriend's ass, what do you do?

This man comes up and slaps your girlfriend's ass, what do you do?

Seize means of production

Throw magnets at him

3 way?

>The Red Menace?! Does that thing still even work?

Of course it vorks! It's a plotski!

Let him starve to death that's punishment enough

Tell him to share his armor and weapons because I do not have any

Careful, if you make him mad, he'll Metcalf you.

Then you'll need a machine. To poop.

Wait 2 seconds and see he falling to the floor due to malnutrition

Seize his means of production and pull so hard he won't have reason to slap anything ever again

Put him into the wall with my shoulder and then break his head light thingy with my foot repeatedly.
Wouldn't even think about it.

Call him a sexist pig and remind him to check his privilege.

nothing. hes fucking gay.

I fuck his mom

Nothing, if I try to fight him he'll run away (since he's a nigger for even smacking ass), and, well, he's the one who's painted all red...

...

Offer him a free helicopter ride

The bigger they are, the harder they fall from helicopter rides.

Show him my fidget spinner and watch him melt.

Send him to the gulag for a taste of his own medicine.

Kek

buy a new gf

Rev up the fusion cores