/CPD/ CHICAGO PD SCANNER THREAD - I GUESS I'LL DO IT EDITION

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE

>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

>>For Ambiance:
soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro

Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/13262

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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
cpdmemorial.org/


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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings ScoreboardS:
heyjackass.com
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
homicides.suntimes.com/

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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

>>Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

>>Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays


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youtube.com/watch?v=rE4ZkVUWQo4
petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/formally-recognize-antifa-terrorist-organization-0
farleftwatch.com/2017/07/26/far-left-militia-training-for-guerrilla-warfare/
nbcchicago.com/news/local/chicago-weekend-violence-august-18-to-20th-441088453.html
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

bump for Robert and hating niggers

good evening lads

Bump for Robert
Here's a bingo card

>PARTY IS OVER

Live stream for Dallas as well:

youtube.com/watch?v=rE4ZkVUWQo4

Getting crazy now

Evening Roberts. In case anybody missed it we had had shots fired by police earlier. Haven't heard anything beyond that other than no officers injured.

any idea if the police pull out of the area? I wouldn't fault them for it

>YUGE CROWD

C R E A T U R E
O F
H A B I T

Roberts, I present to you the Chiraqi flag... the motto in the center reads the motto of Chicago "A City in a Garden" in Arabic (Allahu Akbar is the motto of Iraq, which is on their flag).

Use it as you like, boys.

Nice, thanks Robert.

Evening, Roberts

I've been slaving over it since Friday, then my hard drive fell out and I had to make it again haha

Nice work. May print a few and toss them up around the city.

What's this thread all about my friends?

You need an svg or ai file friend? I can send you the vector so you can work it better

>drag racers are back

>SHOTS FIRED

That'd be sick. I'll be sure to make a post once this happens. Wont be for at least a week or so

>person shot on Lawndale

Just give me a throwaway email or something and I'll send it your way once I get back to my laptop.

Real Roger hours who up

Good to be back Roberts, let's get ourselves a bingo

Robert is cleaning up the streets, one male black at a time.

>27 year old male
>gunshot victim

[email protected]

>gunshot wound to the left thigh
>stable is not a condition REEEEEE

Got it man. I'll send it probably by Monday.

>first corpse of the night

>possible mental
>carrying a winter blanket and a case of beer
>angry and ranting to himself

Bump

shieeet, i've been there before.

>TWELVE
>TWELVE SHOTS FIRED
>AH AH AH

Good Evening, Roberts. Give me the sitrep.

>shots fired by police
>haven't heard anything about it beyond no officers injured

Usual Saturday night coonery besides that.

Oh damn I missed something. I just opened my first beer. Getting ready for some /comfy/.

10-4. Be on the look out for Male Black. He is a menace. Thank you for your service, Robert.

I'm drinking some leftover wine from dinner (made some beef stew with it). What are you drinking tonight to get /comfy/?

God speed and good hunting Roberts,
We got a B and E on the go.

Let's get /comfy/ Roberts

Been a while, I miss being in these threads and listening.

>dat backlog

I have a six pack of stella. It's not great but it's alcobooze.

Sounds like a great idea. I've had a fucked few days.

>list of 30 things as always, I'm not /comfy/ enough to post all of it.

>arrested on traffic offense warrant
why does this stuff happen? why do people not show up for court?

>neighbor keeps running in to her apartment.
>battery...3-4 people fighting.

>removal service just showed up

>dispatch gets sassy
That feel when you'll never have sassy or qt tell you good morning.

>male and female with a child fighting, he's chasing her around the car.

>ex boyfriend, david, is banging on back door
>too many calls on screan to pull up other stuff.
...........mother of god, ready the bomb and call the president.

>caller was walking when a teenager fired a .45 caliber handgun at him

>male white skinny white shot a person with a .45cal and took off on a bike.

>concussion but breathing, mid to late 30's.

How many of you are going to be around for the eclipse night of /cpd/? Full moons create crazy things so this should cause total chaos.

I'm really digging the new OC styles. I love the creativity of you fuckers.

>officer got spit on and punched
>officer is washing off and checking out.
Infection risk is scary.

>50 fighting over there

Do you think these Roberts & Dispatchers know we listen to them on here lol

>Still getting calls over the 50 people
>Dispatch sounds sick of this shit

Evening Roberts

it's still early, the sass will flow.

Yeah, they know. Every now and then they tell us to check out their facebook and stuff. One dispatch said hello a few times when stating shift. It's not often tho.

>friend with personality disorder has a gun and is now suicidal.

>angel is calling, saying her 3/yo child got ahold of her bipolar medication,

>chicongo during the ecplipse

This city's going to go full Yharnam, isn't it?

Getting /comfy/ with vodka and dabs listening in a tent. Hope that beer is treating you well friendo

Also...
>IM NOT TALKING NO MORE TONIGHT
Shit getting real with dispatch

She's super sass tonight, the dispatcher.

>I AIN'T TALKING TO U NO MOE TONITE
all dat sass...

>They're drinking too loudly

Lets get antifa labeled as terrorists, official white house petition here:
petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/formally-recognize-antifa-terrorist-organization-0

For those who don't know what antifa is, it is a far-left domestic terrorist group (only considered so in 1 state, for now) that is part of the alt-left and promotes killing cops, destruction of private property, anti-white racism, open borders, islamic terrorism and the implementation of communism thru means of violent revolution.

Read more here: farleftwatch.com/2017/07/26/far-left-militia-training-for-guerrilla-warfare/

Please share to all burgers! Share it everywhere!

Damn kids setting off fireworks since dispatch got there...

In the Dark City of Dindu's own making, a Band of Brothers wages a ceaseless battle. This Band has garnered the Nom de plume of simply one Legion, "Robert".

As the World turns and a corrupt media continues to spew poison to their gullible masses, this Warring Band endlessly fights against the Thuggish Hordes of the Blackened Males.

A far reaching yet sparse group of individuals dares to chronicle the struggles of the Robert Legion.

Welcome to /CPD/, you are here.

>red toyota blocking user's driveway

>I'm logging off for a few minutes
He's up to something

haha suspicious. Think he was the guy that just said he was logging off to swap cars? Lost track of his #

>male beaner with a stab wound to the left colorbone
>not giving any information

What if it backfires though?

>brother was threatened by the cartel
>he's not answering his phone

F

Blocking the roads probably Antifa

White t shirt = white supremacist

>someone selling nitrous oxide by the stingray exhibit

As you just casually do

Ohhhh, I pissed on a couple chidren, sorry my friend told me it was ok...
I don't know what to say..

You may not be a top priority for police to go looking for if it's just a traffic offence, so you can get away with it. But the thing that kills me is these people still drive like shit knowing they will be arrested for even more the next time they're pulled over. It's like on cop shows when a guy gets pulled over for running a stop sign and then they smell alcohol on him, so they search the car and find two duffel bags of coke or stolen guns in the trunk. You'd think people who are breaking the would be a little more careful.

I've always said this exact thing. If doing dumb shit, try to be smart. I'm taking a shower to unwind, I'ma do /max comfy/ here soon.

>40 teens fighting in park, some with mace

>50-80 people fighting in the park
>at least 3 with guns
>need more cars

>now dispersing
>SLOW IT DOWN

SOPA DE MACACO

>Girlfriend is on a bike chasing homeboy

>male pulled the emergency stop on the train and ran off

She's setting the goddamn record straight.

"Did you hear what I SAID?!?"

>DID I SAY I WAS REFUSING TO ORDER????!?!? NO I DID NOT
>STOP TALKING BACK TO THE DISPATCHER
>BE QUIET NOW

>man down
>appears to have been jumped
>he's been picked over

>three people shot

>from your best friend user

>YOUR BEST FRIEND ANONYMOUS

>got anymore nonsense disturbances you need cleared?

>caller hears windows being broken out with people screaming

>there were muzzle flashes coming from the vehicle
>it's revving and stuck on a car
>there's someone in the car

What does check your keys mean????

owo

Somebody's got an open mic.

...

Sassy Dispatcher

CONFIRMED

CONFIRMED

>open fire hydrant

nbcchicago.com/news/local/chicago-weekend-violence-august-18-to-20th-441088453.html

9 people were shot in the leg yesterday and one in the ass.

>several people shot in a van

Gunshot wounds to the buttocks will never not be hilarious.