I want to escape from Korea

I want to escape from Korea.

This country is doomded and filled with disgusting gook monkeys.

I dream america nuke this shithole one day

Your false country is not One Korea. You are USA puppet state. It's why you want to leave

Where do you buy a NK proxy?

fuck off proxy 김정은 노예 원숭이 새끼 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

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One of those NK fags told me a month or two ago that he bought it from an onion site. Posted the link, but I never saved it or visited. Kind of regret that now. I've found one that works but it's agonizingly slow.

Very impolite speach but expected from false Korea and USA puppet

Hello Kim, when are you going to pull your finger out and nuke the yanks?

>tfw no Vatican City proxy

In realistic ICBM range is only Guam, Japan, and Australia. I do not know intended target and when/if launch

American soldier stationed in Seoul who got rejected by korean girls detected

Come on, a hint about where you bought it?

I agree. Very disrespectful. Sad.

I suggest Australia. Nothing of value resides there

gg ez

>not liking foreigners
>get stuck in foreign country

you have to be over 18 to post here kid
>child of someone working in sk
>stuck
this isn't the fucking underground railroad for your parent's children to escape koraea

I am Korean. Trust me.

I am older than you

hint: mods can change their flag anytime

Well that explains a lot. Can janitors do it too?

>trust me
wew
>i am older than you
lel
what a childish thing to say

and i sit here in america wanting to go to korea to fuck some south korean girls

>and i sit here in america wanting to go to korea to fuck some south korean girls

Not positive, but I don't believe so.

who said anything about dating lmao

니애미

>this is average poltards

Come to America. This country is for everyone.

>a kid in denial
autism

how can i get american citizenship?

>Buy a ticket to Mexico
>Sneak across the border
>Claim to be 15 and have dreams

that's just meme

Lately I've noticed that there are quite a few young Korean expats. Did they come here to escape from "Hell Chosun" or something like that?

Koreans who want to escape from Hell Chosun go to developed countries

OK. Thanks for answering.

Marry me sexy korean boy, I'll get you to America

>mfw I have plans to study in korea
should I go to hongkong instead?

it's not a proxy, it's good old kim jung un.

I don't blame you. Most korean food I've had is extremely gamey. Unsure what they ferment their vegetables with but it's some funky shit. By far the worst Asian cuisine