>Wake up today around 0900 and read (((Economist))) >Wife wakes up and I tell her to make us something filling for breakfast >20 min. later still not a smell from the kitchen so I ask if something is wrong >"Honey, we only have eggs, bread, tomatoes, ham and cheese, idk what to make" >Realize just how many things I could make in 15 min with all of that, but I bite my tongue and tell her to get me a coffee with amareto and I will help her >Goes on a rant instantly because I can not make up my mind about breakfast.
You know the worst part is that even after telling her what to use and what to make, she will need instructions as well. Its not that she is dumb, but women can not think by them selves.
Before I was married my wife was an intelligent independent person. Now I have to give her simple instructions about how to turn the TV on. Women's brains melt when they get married.
Hunter Davis
Good for the vagina and some laughs. Can't ask for much more or you'll be disappointed.
Brandon Phillips
pin a to-do list on the wall or set phone notifications or get her a recipe book
Xavier Sullivan
There was a thread yesterday about alarm bells and dead birds. Yes you need to man up and make decisions with and for your wife, it isn't that she is stupid, more of she doesn't want to pick wrong and upset you.
Robert Perry
not all women cannot cook, but western women are not traditional so much.
Dylan Ortiz
I like the part of her not wanting to upset me, this makes sense as after all woman is good at loving what would be worse for her than to upset the man she loves.
Parker Stewart
waited through your entire post thinking that your wife would cook the bird. Or use the bird in some revenge. Nope. Read through your blog bullshit about having a shitty wife cry more.
Tyler Jones
Post wife pic, we'll let you know if she's worth putting up with.
Hunter Flores
No your wife is dumb. My woman could make unreal amounts of meals with that food but she's a bitch that I need to divorce asap.
Jason Wood
She told you the ingredients and hoped you would pick something. Women are terrible at deciding. "I don't know, where do you want to go?" you will hear 9,001 times a year.
Juan Cox
Dude.... My wife is exactly the same. Like a dog. Needs constant instructions and walkthroughs for everything!
Levi Ramirez
Listen, I'm pretty much an alpha male, that chad guy? Yeah, that's me. When I speak to woman I speak to them from a level that is not equal and would never aim to be equal with them; they like this. You need to mush the tomatoes yourself if you want to make bread, if you get my metaphor, the tomato is your woman and the bread is your relationship to make it easier.
I'm trained in mma and lift, I take everything very seriously, because, as I said before, I am the Chad you guys try to be and joke about because you can't reach it. You know why you joke about it? You think you're equal to women, you talk to them as if they are the same. You'll always be the stereotypical virgin guy if you do this. Crack some eggs if you wish to make an omelette.
Jason Scott
What a fucking misogynist. Women are not for making you food.
Charles Sanders
Yall mus got shitty bitches.
Leo Richardson
Wife does shit. We moved to a new country doesn't wants to learn the lenguaje....want's to stay at home, nagging all the time. Before we got married had own business able to do everything by herself...worst mistake ever
Zachary Smith
What else are they good at?
Landon Robinson
Gee wizz Tyrese, we're wall REAL sorry you had to read a whole PARAGRAPH on your own.
Tyler Smith
I wish I were a chad. How many girls have you fucked? Have you ever had 2 girls at the same time?
Charles Anderson
tell her to cook the pigeon
Leo Jackson
>wife nice larping, dumbass
Xavier Young
you are right user, they can also be used to produce little humans, and occasionally for good fucking. cleaning up is also what they are used for.
But note that in all of the above mentioned, they are not good at. they will need careful guidance
Cooper Foster
>gets married to someone >complains about the same person Your fault OP. Why is Sup Forums so against women? There are plenty of them ok, just pick the right one. Oh, I forgot that 98% of you are neckbeard losers, my bad.
Matthew Ramirez
>get a stupid bitch for wife >complain and generalize
> trusting a modern woman with your nutrition She did you a favour. You can now make something nice.
Jayden Davis
Did I touch a nerve? Why don't you go Belgian Congo on the people destroying your country?
Jeremiah Wilson
The real issue is why your fridge is so empty.
Also, just cook the eggs and toast and the rest can be used cold.
Parker Morales
Send her my way den nigga, not her fault you indecisive
Adam Long
I'm not originally from belgium, you hick. Ever heard of traveling for business? Probably not, unemployed shitstain
Christian Campbell
F for the birb
Jordan Bailey
Why is this?
T. Virgin
Ethan Campbell
Neat. I don't know, I really don't. It's like they figure out that you can do stuff for them and they play dumb so they don't have any responsibility?
Connor Morales
Yep. Tomatoes. Bread. I'm with you completely.
Oliver Reed
washing dishes afterwards.
Next time, grab the bird and storm in the kitchen screaming you killed the bird, now cook it. 'Get your shit together or I'll kill you next!'
Jordan Taylor
This.
Kayden Morris
>intelligent >women
Nice meme user
David Stewart
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Levi Diaz
>starts drinking at 9:30 in the morning You might be free of the arabic menace, but it's only because you're already more miserable than any other european country no matter how poor or rich.
Eli Ward
They can be, but as soon as they find a man who can tell them >press input >select HDMI 1 >that's where all of your stupid reality shows are They become mongoloids.
Gabriel Watson
>misogynist
Justin Lewis
Most western women grew up with working mothers that didnt have the time/energy to teach their daughters how to cook,sew ect. Now it is something they have to learn later in life without the years of practice and family recipes taught to them.
Samuel Long
>I tell her to get me a coffee with amareto so you're saying you're a closeted fag with a wife, Andrzej?
Jaxson Johnson
They sure do manage to figure out candy crush, though, don't they?
Chase James
could your women be giving you the test to see if you are fit for them?
Jonathan Perry
All Romanian women are dogs.
Camden Cruz
>tfw no helpless qt who just want to be traditional and cook something nice for me while being loved by me gf fuck you Poland for giving me these feels
Jack Campbell
>eggs, bread, tomatoes, ham and cheese
Best breakfast with that lot:
Grill tomatoes Hot buttered toast Ham on the toast Layer with cheese Add Tomatoes Poached egg on top Pierce egg so yolk runs down through the rest Season
Mason Price
do you let her fuck bbc? if not then dont expect her to be sexualy satisfied
Michael Kelly
>I don't know, I really don't. It's like they figure out that you can do stuff for them and they play dumb so they don't have any responsibility? It's bonding dynamics. Women want to be submissive, hence you have to constantly have decisions for her.
James Ortiz
Where's the meat???? Sounds empty
Owen Adams
There are plenty of young men becoming women in Sweden so your feel shouldn't last too much longer. Chin up.
Thomas Moore
Same here. Married her because she was down to earth and hard working. She worked two jubs - full time and part time - to earn enough to have a nice place, etc. After we got married she became completely dependent, is down to one low paying job at about 35 hours a week and home chores down to about vacuuming four rugs once or twice a week. I do everything else. I did everything I could to get her to be an actual partner, but she won't hear it.
18 years later divorce papers are now filed and our kid wants to live with me because I do "both mom and dad." Now she's totally fucked in how to live because she won't be getting any child support.
Cooper Cruz
story of my childhood best friend and his mom, the most terrible woman I've ever met
> she gets pregnant at 16 > the dad is 14, they stay together > dad drops out of hs and works 55-65h a week landscaping for rest of life > wife stays at home and takes care of kid and little brother > when friend is 8 he gets raped by his cousin. The cousin rapes both brothers and like 5-6 other guys in the neighborhood > his mom doesn't want to press charges because "he's family, he made a mistake" > friend grows up extremely shy, zero confidence > gets a "funny feeling his parents are watching" every time I suggest we go somewhere outside of neighborhood > high school, he drops out after grade 9 > smokes weed, plays guitar, vidya all day > always says no when I ask him to do stuff > college time, I move for school he stays home > don't see him for 2 years or so, eventually meet up > he tells me his dad isn't his actual dad, his mom lied his whole life > his mom never cooked, cleaned, prepared the home or venerated husband at all, literally just played stupid facebook-style games all day every day > friend's (step) dad divorces his mom for lying about his kid > she takes him to court, gets $1800/mo alimony plus his boat, car AND HOUSE > she never worked a day in her life > friend's (step) dad only makes $3000 a month (definition of cuck) > meanwhile my friend meets his real dad after 22 years. > real dad is a great guy, business owner, rich, has a small family of his own > had no idea he had a son > offers my friend a room in his house, a car, some money to get his shit together > friend accepts, gets his HS diploma, finally gets laid, starts lifting, doing good > decides to move back home to go to school for music production (he is a godly guitar player) > his mom refuses to let him move in with her because "she doesnt want change" > has a meltdown, blames her problems on her son for "breaking up her marriage" deserves death desu
Jordan Hughes
I never have to tell my wife to do anything, she just does it and she is creative when she makes food.
But then again, I am muslim... Our women are raised better.
Tyler Fisher
Good explanation, that's probably it. On the flip side, we have a few things around that need to be dealt with and I told my wife to deal with them about a month ago. She still hasn't done shit to make that happen.
Lucas Turner
Fucking this. Missus got into fucking pokemon, then ingres, now some other shite on her phone. But she can't work the timer on the cooker...
Brody Morales
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Nathaniel Jackson
I was kinda hoping that he will just throw the bird on the table and tell her to make him gołąbki
Michael Morgan
You're right, I can do it better.
What purpose do they serve than to be cock-sleeves and bearing my children? I can even raise them better than a woman.
Julian Diaz
I just bought one of those robot vacuums, much cheaper than divorce. She's mad about something right now, don't know what, don't care. >Makes it to level 2000 in candy crush >Doesn't know how to clean a toilet Amazing, eh?
Xavier Smith
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Adam Gomez
>not having amareto in your coffee before church
This is why your wifus are raped by jamal
Thomas Moore
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Nathan Lopez
did you beat the stupid bitch? she sounds insufferable. give her a nice set of black eyes. that'll learn the stupid bitch.
Gabriel Jackson
It should be against the law to have men and women work together, the difference is too great. Really though you should just fuck her while she tries to make the food Then her dumb dumb brain will relate sex with making breakfast and that means breakfast good
Owen Barnes
I thought women were supposed to be good at cooking. Make up your minds. Just cause your wife can't think for herself doesn't mean all women are the same. My wife is an excellent cook and does all the meal planning on her own.
Jordan Evans
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Sebastian James
>Women >3D You fucked up, user.
Jayden Stewart
You have to give her specific instructions. When you say "figure it out" her brain reads it as "???".
Lincoln Cook
Hello red neck voted Trump?
Anthony James
the ham?
Lucas Perry
MEN TAKE NOTE
THE DUMBEST THING A MAN CAN EVER THINK
"BUT MY GIRL IS DIFFERENT"
SHE ISN'T YOU'RE NOT LUCKY YOU'RE BEING FOOLED
THIS MAY BE YOUR ONLY WARNING
CONSIDER HOW MANY MEN HAVE FALLEN WITHOUT ONE
Blake Williams
> puts dead bird in trashcan, inside the kitchen
Lol what the fuck? Bury it you moron.
Cameron Thomas
EVERY WHITE GIRL NEEDS BBC TO BE OBEDIENT AND HAPPY. SHE WOULD NOT SAY THIS TO BROTHA.
Eli Nguyen
Manlet detected
Benjamin Hill
Why would I do that? I just take the trash out a bit later. >Burying every poor animal that died damn you are out of touch with reality
Julian Bennett
I've never been so happy to be a lesbian.
Juan King
>subhuman pole attempts bantz kek get your whore wife in order before talking shit cuckold
Oliver Mitchell
Are you sure this is a female problem or is it just a polak problem? Because my ma can still cook and do shit herself and she's almost 60.
Aaron Parker
Pretty much If there's one thing you take away from this retarded 'think-tank' this should be it.
Caleb Gomez
I know some lesbians and they make me laugh every time they go crazy, you know why? The only thing that fixes their craziness is a good dicking. Cant escape biology lesbo
Jackson Torres
>Honey the tv doesn't work >Did you put the source on hdmi >The what?!
Everytime As long as they have a man for the "technical" stuff, their brain stop working.
Jacob Thomas
If you're the butch, then you have to deal with the same thing the rest of us do. If you're the bitch, how did you figure out how to make a post here?
Jaxon Martin
If you don't scold her shit IMMEDIATELY for being this retarded, you have no-one to blame for her behavior but yourself.
Camden Hill
>traditional polish family >grandmother living with us, cooks most of the time, amazing food >mother cooks as well, decent skill >learn from both of them, enjoy cooking my whole life >my younger sister is a complete fucking slob >doens't cook, doesn't clean, leaves a mess wherever in the house she goes >tell her she needs to step her game up and start being more homely >leave for work abroad >come ack after two years >sister still a total fucking slob
I really woneder what she's going to do in life. She's essentially completely useless.
Jace Diaz
Different generations I think. My mum complains about my wife being a lazy fucking bitch.
Carter Thompson
>How do I turn the computer on? >The fucking power button It's amazing that they managed to function before marriage
Brayden Moore
she'll marry a chump and glide through life without effort. One day when she's 48 her husband will leave her and she will become an utter mess of an old woman, confused, agitated and broken at all times.
i blame your dad
Justin Taylor
I'll have sex with her!!
Connor Howard
Yeah, cos carpet munchers never have to deal with women, amirite?
Josiah Campbell
Most polish women ~10-20 years ago were very traditional and homely. Great cooks and kind, the whole package.
The most recent generations are useless wastes of space. Just a series of holes to fuck essentially. Like my sister in . I hope she finds a man that will straighten her up, because I clearly failed.
You might be right, but she's also pretty shy and abrasive when attempting human social interaction. I'm worried.
Yearly income above 100k or fuck off Bob.
Benjamin Campbell
>what is context? Read the post I replied to.
Landon Bailey
Yeah yeah, how much to mail her over? Does she speak English? I don't want her leaving the house
Xavier Turner
Sorry I misinterpreted the direction your larp was going.
Oliver Reyes
My little sister, blonde blue-eyed beauty, is a stripper. Be worried and do something if you can. it's heartbreaking
Chase Sanders
They did, and they questioned your premise.
Shocking, I know.
Kayden Adams
was talking to some polish girl for a grand total of 3 days before she complained about her period to me to which I promptly stopped talking to her. is that normal of women these days to bring that up so quickly?
t. no experience socializing with people
Jason Green
>roger roger we have Stars and Stripes, isle 2 >user did a gian turd and lost his shoe >send backup, he's brrrt and braaarps are inoculating my senses